If a stunted, cruel human being attaches his name to a hastily designed line of clothes, will anybody care? No, they won't! Not at all, in fact, as a report from the Saturday debut of Perez Hilton's clothing line indicates:

Some freaky lil employee [of a Hollywood Hot Topic] with a handful of wrist bands asked if I wanted to meet Perez Hilton at 6pm! I was like NO, I just ate. NO one wanted wrist bans (sic) it was kinda funny.

(cue the Nelson laugh)

Here's a sneak peek at Perez Hilton's new line for Hot Topic, which is sure to be a hit in the "13-year-olds with low self-esteem" market.

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Perez Hilton, the roly-poly gossip/celebrity/whatever, will soon release a branded clothing and accessories line.

Ranging in price from $1.75 to $46, the goods will include everything from lip gloss to flip-flops and be sold at America's favorite hub of suburban gloom: Hot Topic.

Pick up a t-shirt and let the world know you think it's funny when people draw sperm on women's faces.