• There's nothing better than LOLCats. [CityRag]
• Lauren, Lo and Audrina all went to an LA nightclub together. This might be exciting for all two of you who have been keeping up with the LC-Audrina feud. [ICYDK]
• Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends have a criminal past. Raise your hand if you're surprised. [DListed]
• Eva Mendes has some harsh words for Jennifer Lopez. J.Lo's going to be pissed. [INO]
• Britney Spears makes us sad when she says things like this: "You’re guarded. You have to be that way, so I’m kind of stuck in this place and it’s like: How do you deal? And you just cope, and that’s what I do. I just cope with it, every day." [Yeeeah]
• Don't worry, everyone: Leonardo DiCaprio's might have saved his relationship with Bar Rafaeli. Because Leo being back on the market would just be terrible. [PS]
• Say hello to Hugh Hefner's potential new girlfriends. [Yeeeah]
• Bad Idea No. 7219: Someone is bringing 10 Things I Hate About You to the small screen. [INO]
• Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief: Brody Jenner has found The One. For this month. [ICYDK]
• Beyonce shocks the world by admitted she married Jay-Z. And by "shocks" we mean "bores." [PS]
• Suri Cruise is learning how to run away from her creepy parents. Good for her. [DListed]
• Britney Spears wears a bra out in public. Progress! [HT]
Holly Madison, the plastic surgeried gold digger who put forth her best efforts to make Hugh Hefner get married again, confirmed that the two have now broken up. But we thought they were going to stay together forever! This is heartbreaking.
When a TMZ cameraman recently asked her if she can get him into an upcoming Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion, she replied: 'I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren't together.'
Still, she said she, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt are 'still filming stuff together. We're having fun.'
So you break up with your live-in boyfriend, but you insist in sticking around to prance in front of the cameras for a reality TV show? Awkward. And sad.
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World famous pornographer Hugh Hefner, who's somehow convinced everyone that he's better than the common street pimps who do what he does, is being forced to can Playboy staffers in both New York and Los Angeles.
Since Hefner's once reputable magazine went from interviewing people like Malcolm X to interviewing people like Pete Wentz, and since anyone interested in masturbating to pictures now has the Internet for that, Playboy the brand has seen its stock fall precipitously, from $11.40 to $2.85.
This is just the latest blow to the 83-year-old Hef's empire, which has been in a rough patch for quite sometime now. Besides being turned down by falling starlet Lindsay Lohan, it's rumored that Playboy's notorious mansion parties have a tenuous future and that two out of three of Hef's girlfriends, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson, have ditched him for younger men (magician Criss Angel and football player Hank Baskett, respectively).
Whaddya know? Women for whom one pays have no loyalty.
Update: Whoops! Page Six reports today that Hef's final girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt, is now dating Marisa Tomei's ex.
• Can you sense the Fashion Week excitement? [ICYDK]
• Ruh roh: Alec Baldwin takes on the Scientologists. This is not going to end well. [INO]
• There's a reason Hef's bunnies are blonde. [HT]
• Things went horribly wrong at an Oasis concert, of all places. [DListed]
• Doing the impossible: Finding the 10 best moments of last night's VMAs. [Yeeeah]
• Both Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt showed up for the Toronto Film Festival. Everyone survived. [PS]
TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT "It looks like Holly Madison is finally getting what she wants — Hugh Hefner all to herself and the winding down of his wild parties populated by girls wearing next to nothing. … After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs."
Britney Spears showed up to the Generation Rescue event hosted by Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy to make her first red carpet appearance since having her meltdown back in January. We have to hand it to her — she looks semi-decent and appears to have bathed and put a little thought into her outfit. The hair still needs some help, but Ken Paves will work his magic in due time. He is only one man, after all.
In a new tell-all book about Hugh Hefner, author Steven Watts drops some shocking bombshells about Mr. Playboy's life: He's had foursomes! Within his family! And he's had a homosexual experience! We need to sit down, because we can't handle all these scandalous accusations. All this time we thought Hef was busy being an altar boy at church. The most "shocking" of Watts' writing after the jump. CONTINUED »
Kendra Wilkinson, describing her much-too-detailed birthday gift to 82-year-old Hugh Hefner:
I molded my ass, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish.' It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle.
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Unfortunately named director Bret Ratner has tapped Robert Downey Jr to play Hugh Hefner in Ratner's biopic about the porn king, obviously titled Playboy. Perfect timing for Hefner's probably intentionally childless girlfriend, Holly Madison, to get that sperm donor she's waited for literally her entire past week.
Hef wins! Hef wins!
Despite Holly Madison trying her hardest to get pornography magnate Hugh Hefner to either impregnate her or marry her, and thus give her access to all the riches that thousands of pictures of fake breasts have amassed, the old man has proven unwilling or unable on both accounts. Now what to do, Holly?
"I need a Hef-esque sperm donor who's a creative genius, totally hott [sic] and has dark hair." (Adoption is not in consideration.)
Because that's not a weird request at all.
MOVING ON UP "Playboy editor Hugh Hefner says Miley Cyrus will be 'welcomed in the magazine' when she's of legal age. Hefner told Extra that the 15-year-old Hannah Montana star is a 'very pretty lady.'"
Noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker put himself through hell at this weekend's Kentucky Derby, where the second-place filly, Eight Belles, was euthanized after breaking both front ankles. It was a tragic ending to a tragic day that was attended by the biggest losers of Hollywood (except, of course, Nigel).
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• Our gay brother at Queerty was almost involved in this whole Perez sex tape madness. So close. [Queerty]
• Hef has finally come through with that offer for Lindsay Lohan. It's right on time, and she's totally contemplating it. [DListed]
• Check it out! It's the pictures of Nicole Richie's baby you forgot existed and said you might consider looking at. [PS]
• Hmm, Katie Holmes has a black heart with evil eyes embroidered on her sweater. That's weird. [INO]
• "Pregnant actress Tracey Gold is refusing to follow Hollywood trends - she’s going public with her unborn baby’s sex and name." Tracey Gold? She's also sorta bucking that "fame" trend Hollywood is so obsessed with. And that "working" trend. [ICYDK]
• Jessica Simpson's going to Kuwait. A king's ransom to anyone that can shred her travel documents before her return flight. [Yeeeah]
• Winehouse makeovers: Just follow the dragon to a whole new you. [CityRag]
• This is the cover of the decade. [YouTube]
• Let the backbiting commence. [DListed]
• She won! Holly Madison won! [EBG]
• LA makes everyone a little depressed, not just these two. [PS]
• Katherine Heigl was voted the world's most desirable woman by a bunch of men who obviously lack vision. [HT]
• Here is Teri Hatcher laughing at a friend on crutches. Enjoy. [INO]
• Justin Chambers from Grey's Anatomy checked himself into the same psych ward holding Britney Spears. Group just got more interesting! [ICYDK]
• Breaking: Celebrities have obsessed fans. [CityRag]
Famous pimp Hugh Hefner and his top ho Holly Madison have been seen meeting with a Beverly Hills gynecologist who specializes in in vitro fertilization. Assuming she becomes pregnant, this will be the 81-year-old Hefner's fifth child and Madison's first lottery win.
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You might think Kim Kardashian was at the Playboy Mansion over the weekend because she just finished a photo shoot for the magazine (big deal!), but you'd be wrong. The real—and much more outrageous—reason Kardashian was sashaying round Hugh Hefner's notorious pad was because she was attending a benefit for the Nicole Brown Charitable Foundation. Whaaaaaa? In case you're unaware of the irony there, Kim's father, Robert Kardashian, represented OJ Simpson in his murder trial. Got it? She's at a benefit party thrown in memory of a woman whose murderer her father helped loose. It's a bit like Jessica Hitler coming to a reading of Anne Frank's diary.
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