Heather Mills and Paul McCartney continued to battle in court today over what Mills is owed following the couple's cantankerous divorce. Reports have suggested Mills hopes to acquire 10 percent of the former Beatle's fortune, estimated at over $1.5 billion. If Mills is successful, it will be the largest divorce settlement in British history, and everyone will hate her even more than they do already.

But standing between Mills and the fortune is McCartney's assertion that he made very little money during the couple's four-year marriage. And then there's the tales of Mills' infidelity. According to one alleged lover: "The former model had marathon sex sessions with film editor Tim Steel the night before joining the Beatles legend on a romantic Caribbean Valentine's holiday…'Most of the time it was multiple orgasms. Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone-her stump. I used to massage one particular sensitive area of it and give her an orgasm!'" We would have paid $150 million to have not read that.