As you’ll recall, this year’s Grand Theft Auto IV: Liberty City was a huge, violent, crime-ridden success, much like the town on which it’s based: New Yawk. So, in today’s creatively bankrupt Hollywood, it was only a matter of time until someone started talking about a movie based on the title.
Because we’d like to get our hands on some of the bloody lucre that digital hooker-kicking has amassed, we’ve taken the liberty of casting the possible Liberty City movie. Thank us – with a lucrative back-end deal – when it’s a hit.
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We definitely think Ivanka Trump’s Childlike Empress costume was the best of the Costume Institute gala.
Scarlett Johansson wasted no time in debuting her engagement ring from fiancé Ryan Reynolds at last night’s Costume Institute Gala at NYC’s Metropolitan Museum of Art. Pretty much every celebrity you can imagine was in attendance (except for Reynolds), and 95 percent of the wardrobe choices made our heart cry.
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• Two Girls One Cup set the bar for “viral videos” in 2007. Everything else is as boring as this. [BWE]
• Michael Bolton on the beach! Slow down, ladies, you’ll wreck the bandwidth. [DListed]
• A look back at the Beckhams? Nothing to see here. [PS]
• Gossip Girl guy giving groovy, grotesque glances. [EBG]
• It’s that pretty woman Paz Vega from that ugly movie Spanglish. [HT]
• Rather than mess up her toenail polish, Mary Kate Olsen risks stepping on a hypodermic needle. Priorities! So! Backwards! [INO]
• “Life’s great for Ivanka Trump, who admits there are real advantages to ‘being young, blonde and, if you will, looking a certain way.’” We will not. [ICYDK]
• “So the homecoming queen has taken to fucking the school janitor.” [Yeeeah]
• Jack Osbourne is still having trouble deciding on a face. [CityRag]
Can you believe all the blue bloods still get together in New York to discuss whose lineage reigns supreme? Disgusting. But even worse, based on what we can gather from photos of the event, all the WASPs then trade diminutive Latinos with one another. Presumably the men’s small stature allows their owners to put them in the trunk on the ride home. I think I’ve even heard that this event is televised and gambled on. How are people getting away with this?
• The Pope taking on the form of fire and waving hello from beyond the grave? Why not! [DListed]
• This look is called the “Canadian Tuxedo.” [PS]
• Britney Spears is casting terrible backup dancers to take the focus off of herself. [ICYDK]
• Nice compliment, Underminer. [INO]
• Ivanka Trump’s plastic surgeon must be as wealthy as her. [HT]
• Lindsay Lohan is moving to Utah, where the bitching of the polygamists is guaranteed to nag you off your buzz. [Yeeeah]
• Oh, I know you can dance. [CityRag]
• No, you’re working on real estate projects, not sexy projects. And only your father gets aroused by buildings. [DListed]
• Jenna Jameson Update: Yep, still sad. [DS]
• MTV is now beating its creative staff to the punch and purposefully making itself shitty. [BWE]
• Why isn’t using the flag to cover your ass and vagina considered defacing it? [HT]
• In England, she’s called a “mum.” See the difference? “Mum.” [ICYDK]
• Madonna keeps getting diva-er. [Yeeeah]
Page Six is reporting that Ivanka Trump is secretly in the running for the vacant spot on The View, left open weeks ago after the mercurial Rosie O’Donnell departed.
The National Enquirer reports that Barbara Walters wants to hire the “hottie with brains” to stick it to Paris Hilton and her parents for their shabby treatment of her when they were trying to sell the Paris post-prison interview. But our sources say Walters is still sore at Donald Trump for calling her a liar during his feud with O’Donnell and will never hire a Trump. “It ain’t gonna happen,” said one insider. Still in the running: Gale King, Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Griffin and another longshot, Mario Cantone.
Not sure “hottie with brains” is an accurate description. But that aside: Mario Cantone? Hey, GLAAD, The View is considering gay guys as hosts for an all female show, meaning that they’re subtly saying gay dudes are practically not men. Hello?
Ivanka Trump is really beautiful, but her father’s such a shitty pain in the ass it makes the idea of having her by your side seem completely unappealing. She’s like a good prize in the claw machine.
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• You’re in luck, Kiefer. Chicks dig depictions of violent rage. It’s probably due to evolution, though. So, don’t get too full of yourself. [ASL]
• Misogyny on the The L Word: “It’s an entire show of women. And the amount of egos and insecurities and cattiness that can go on with a bunch of women - that’s what you get.” Uh oh! Don’t kill the messenger. [Glitterati]
• Ummmm…wouldn’t eating this cookie be kinda like making fun of taking communion? [INO]
• Booooooooring Olsen stuff. [HT]
• Ivanka v. Paris. We all lose! [TMZ]
• Jay-Z sells a different kind of Coke nowadays. His parties are now more boring because of it. [RD]
• We’re looking at you, Stern. [WWTDD]
• Paparazzo profile in the Times. [NYT]
That proverbial train wreck Andy Dick was forcibly removed from Jimmy Kimmel’s set recently after he got too grabby with Ivanka Trump. How this dude has avoided court ordered rehab is beyond me, especially considering that he’s always flipping the hell out.
Quick aside: the other night, Andy Dick sneaked up to my friend at a bar, slipped his finger into his butt-crack at a bar and then stirred his drink with it. EWWWWWWWWWWW!
PS The security team at Jimmy Kimmel Live might be the least intimidating heavies around.They look like they’re gonna throw their backs out at any minute.
• I always forget about Eva Mendes. But then she sneaks up and hits me with a whole sack of pretty. [ICYDK]
• Federline’s Nationwide Insurance commercial. “Much ado about nothing,” anyone? [Nationwide]
• Hilary Duff cuts the goody-goody act. [Us]
• Ivanka Trump with botched surgery is still better looking than her father. [Egotastic]
• Miss USA says she’s an alcoholic. Also, probably a shopoholic. [ABCNews]
• People are saying they won’t work with Lohan until she stops working with liquor. [HT]
• “Jessica Simpson Rocks Out at John Mayer Concert?” “Rocks out?” How about “Jessica Simpson Sways and Claps at John Mayer Concert?” That’s probably more accurate. [People]
While Mary-Kate and Ashley may not have won any Golden Globes, been nominated for any Golden Globes, or have hope to ever clutch a Golden Globes, they still made the red carpet circuit during last night’s ordeal in L.A. And naturally, they weren’t the only ones: The whole clipboard list of young Hollywood showed their faces, including It-girl hopeful Michelle Trachtenberg, Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka, Katharine McPhee’s chest, and, oh look, Mary-Kate again.
Oh, and I heard those Desperate Housewives girls were there too. But they’re oooooold.
Last night Ashley Olsen showed off her newly darkened hair to the Cobrasnake (and, moreover, his crazy underage muse, Cory Kennedy, oddly also shown here with Ivanka Trump, too). Cory has yet to blog about it, but keep checking back for gems like these detailing her travails:
last wednesday went with jack siegel to smashbox. that was funny. after went to go pick up katie parfet to go meet vincent at the chateu. we went to teddys after that. hiltons were there. bleh.
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we went outside to look for some gum and i asked this group of people for some.
then sienna miller just takes her gum that she was chewing in her mouth and gives it to me.
And one of my personal favorites:
so jack and i are eating some food, pass by paris hilton. say hello. and then overheard her ask the waiter for anything with sausage in it? if im not mistaken…. sausage is not usually used in asian dishes..
Genius of our times, this Cory Kennedy.
Motorola celebrated its 8th Birthday last night and the stars were out en force (to get some free stuff, natch). Christina performed for the crowd which included Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Donald Faison, AJ McLean (is he on that new VH1 show where a group of old boy banders try to hit it big again? Does that mean we’ll be seeing a lot of him? Can he stop with the eyeliner?), Ivanka Trump, Jesse Metcalf, Nicollette Sheridan, Heather Locklear and a completely ecstatic looking David Spade.
Guys, I have something admit and, yes, I’m going to gossip blogger hell for this but…how do I say this…I think Paris Hilton has been looking pretty lately. Her outfits (Halloween notwithstanding) are cute. Her hair is (fake) pretty. Please, someone send me a recent picture to snap me back to reality. It’s getting hard to live with myself.
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• Reader Frank wore the Borat suit! I love it! [Berger's Bash]
• Madonna’s back in the states to parade around her new baby. Look for her to infest morning talk shows this week. [DListed]
• Courtney Cox and Sheryl Crow dressed up as a couple for Halloween? [CityRag]
• Hey Brandon Davis, there’s another firecrotch in town. [Celebitchy]
• Jared Leto: The highlight reel. [BWE]
• Justin brings SexyBack to Europe. Man, I’m sure he’s not at all sick of hearing that joke. [PopSugar]
• Ivanka Trump keeps her father’s name close to her heart, wallet. [A Socialite's Life]
• Denise Richards takes her kids for pony ride. Thrilling. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Ivanka Trump at Fashion week last Spring. Ivanka Trump at the New york Babel premiere last night. Something seems different. Just. Can’t. Put my finger on them, I mean it.
The better for hiding the business school in, I assume.
What’re you all complaining about? So Diddy showed up to his own White Party 5 1/2 hours late yesterday because he was asleep? The man needs his beauty rest (and Proactiv). When he did arrive, was he not glowing? Was his sexy not preserved? Judging from these pictures, I think it was. I think it was, my friend.
Besides, the only other celebrities mentioned on Page Six went to Diddy’s “Unforgettable” party the night before and acted like paranoids, Ivana and Ivanka Trump with their being chased by the “Russian Mafia” business, and lunatics, Victoria Silvstedt flashing her boobs in defiance.
With a night like that, the Dids needs some shut eye. He may have the skin of a 20-year-old, but he can’t party like one anymore.
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