BUT HE SEEMED LIKE SUCH A NICE BOY "In an exclusive interview with In Touch, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson reveals that she and Casey [Aldridge], 19, were romantically involved — and were still sleeping together when Jamie Lynn [Spears], now 17, was six months pregnant with his child. No fleeting hookup, Casey and Kelli’s relationship was both real and lasting — and it grew in intensity, even as Jamie Lynn announced she was pregnant. And, Kelli says, they still meet up on a regular basis. 'I see him all the time, at least once a week,' she shares."
Five days, people, and the long-awaited, understandably mocked Lynne Spears memoir, Through the Storm, will be upon us.
The cover photo finds Spears, deliverer of Britney and Jamie Lynn, staring pensively out of a window, thinking on some unknown turbulence, surely considering how her daughters' money will help her carry on. And the tome's content is just as ridiculous.
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All has been quiet on the Britney front when it comes to her emotional recovery, which means it's time for people to start making up stuff. The latest rumor claims Brit suffered a mental breakdown after witnessing sister Jamie Lynn give birth.
After flying back to LA with her father Jamie, Britney spent the following days slowly breaking down and becoming "dazed and distant." Jamie finally found her one night naked on the bathroom floor, "crying hysterically and mumbling to herself about wanting a baby girl." A "source," who was obviously not there at the time, has all of the details of this incident:
Seeing her little sister give birth was too much for Britney. It made her realize what a mess she’s in. She’s insanely jealous of Jamie Lynn having a girl because she’s always been desperate for a daughter. Jamie found her sobbing her heart out and repeating: 'It’s not fair, Dad, it's not fair.'
If this is indeed true (and we highly doubt it is), then no wonder Jamie Lynn's hair was so gray for her OK! shoot.
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OK! is quickly leaving behind the world of celebrity gossip to instead report exclusively on celebrity babies, as seen on the cover of the mag's latest issue. After the horror of last week's 80-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears feature, the admittedly beautiful Jessica Alba and baby Honor were a nice welcome this week — until Jess and her dim husband had to open their mouths.
So who does Honor look more like? 'She looks like a girl version of me,' Cash says. 'She has my nose, my eyebrows and my…'
'Forehead and dimples,' Jessica finishes, adding, 'She has my mouth when I was a baby. And my ears.'
'Maybe Honor is a mixture,' Cash reconsiders.
Nothing gets past Cash — you picked a good one, Jess.
JAMIE LYNN SCRUTINY OUTLASTS HER PREGNANCY "Jamie Lynn Spears, who just gave birth to daughter Maddie Briann Aldridge at the ripe old age of 17, is in danger of heading down the same road as her sister, Britney. A Louisiana source tells us, 'She only has Diet Coke in the house. How redneck is that?'" A note to Louisianans who know the contents of Jamie Lynn Spears' fridge and give information to tabloids: You're not allowed to accuse anyone else of being too rednecky.
The endless race for the latest set of exclusive celebrity photos wraps another round, with OK! reportedly snapping up the first pictures of Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves’ son Levi Alves, adding to this week’s long-expected coup of Jamie Lynn Spears’ new daughter Maddie. Of course, this is just a small battle compared to the People v. OK! bidding war for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new bundle of paydays.
And the price for the pics?
Maddie Briann and mom Jamie Lynn Spears grace the cover of this week's OK! magazine about two weeks too late. With the recent slew of celebrity babies it's hard for the tabloid readers to hold interest in just one infant, even if said infant is a Spears; unfortunately for OK!, this means the mag's exclusive $1 million deal will probably flounder. One thing that's not helping matters: Jamie Lynn's new face and hair on the cover. What the hell did they do to her?
You know what you get when you’re a celebrity and you sign an exclusive deal with a tabloid? Bad karma from the rest of the magazines.
Jamie Lynn Spears, who signed a $1 million exclusive deal with OK! for her pregnancy story and pics, is getting stabbed by Star with a dramatic cover story exclaiming, “Delivery Room Drama!” Since Spears is prohibited from playing ball with the other celeb weeklies, there’s only one thing Star can do: deliver one piece of bad news after another. If only Spears hadn’t signed with OK!, she could’ve scored some protection.
If you direct your attention to the left, you will see two teenage parents-to-be showing their enthusiasm during an interview on today's Good Morning America. The girl is one of those rumored to have made a pact with her high school friends to get pregnant together — because it's the new fun thing to do! — but she insists those reports are false. We tried to listen to her reasoning, but the excitement in her voice just overwhelmed us to the point where we fell asleep. Good luck with the kid. CONTINUED »
• Say hello to the cutest kitten of the week: RotoKitty. [CNN]
• Tom Cruise built a special room in his new house so he could "fence" with David Beckham and Will Smith. Mm hmm. [ICYDK]
• Nobody cares about Jamie Lynn's new baby. [DListed]
• Uncle Jesse will finally get his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Also on the list: Cameron Diaz and Tinkerbell. It was a slow year. [INO]
• Poor Tony Parker. [PS]
A NEW TRAIN WRECK IS BORN "There is a new baby in the Spears clan! Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiancé Casey Aldridge welcomed a baby girl Thursday morning. People confirms exclusively that the baby was named Maddie Briann."
Evidently movies like Juno are ruining our youth, because the new trend is getting preggers at a young age. Case in point: A group of 17 girls at a Massachusetts high school are with child, and they are wayyyy too enthused about it.
All it took was a few simple questions before nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. 'We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,' the principal says, shaking his head.
Naturally, parents are complaining about the new pregnancy trend — including films like Knocked Up and Jamie Lynn Spears' glamorous OK! exclusive in which she revealed she was expecting — but it's never that easy.
A classmate who gave birth her freshman year said many of the girls would approach her and talk about how lucky she was to have a baby: "They're so excited to finally have someone to love them unconditionally. I try to explain it's hard to feel loved when an infant is screaming to be fed at 3 a.m."
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HERE SHE COMES "Doctors are preparing Jamie Lynn Spears for a C-section due to complications in her pregnancy. … Jamie Lynn’s family members including the baby’s father, Casey Aldridge, are gathering at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Ms."
JUST A MONTH? "Britney Spears is set to fly to her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana, on Wednesday, as her pregnant sister Jamie Lynn, 17, prepares to give birth, a source tells Usmagazine.com. The singer, 26, could stay home for at least a month."
Good news, everyone! (And by "everyone," we mean "Dina Lohan.") Lynne Spears will be releasing her memoir this fall after a minor setback that included her 16-year-old daughter getting knocked up and her other daughter having a very public mental breakdown.
The book, which will be called Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, will not be a parenting book, but instead it's "her story of what it was like being a mom and raising two very famous people." Sources say that, even when it was put on hold, Lynne never stopped writing, because "she wants to express her love for her children and tell their stories through a mother's eyes." Also? She needs a paycheck now that both daughters are out of work.
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• This is Christina Aguilera's idea of "mommy-daddy" time. [DListed]
• A member of the paparazzi has been arrested for stalking Jamie Lynn Spears. Um, isn't that his job? [ICYDK]
• "ABC breaks obvious, rude news." [QT]
• The Sex and the City women have competing Marie Claire covers. We smell yet another catfight. [PS]
• Pete Wentz says he felt "content" once he heard the heartbeat of Ashlee and Joe Simpson's unborn child. [Us]
IT'S A COUNTRY BABY, Y'ALL "[Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge] got a bunch of furniture delivered to their new house, including a leather recliner, a leather sofa, and a king-size canopy bed. The nursery for the Spears rugrat also has in interesting color scheme: pink, brown, and 'silver-green.' The best part? Their new property has a studio (which used to a hair salon) – and a barn. Of course it does."
• Here's how not to put the gay rumors to rest: Get really drunk and take pictures with a lot of girls. [Jossip]
• The newest addition to the Spears family train wreck will be named Emma Jean. [INO]
• We always knew it would come to this: Amy Winehouse. In diapers. Don't ask us why. [DListed]
• Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson keep getting more obnoxious by the day. [PS]
• The Brangelina crazies are going to have to relocate for a few years. [Us]
• Pam Anderson says she spent Memorial Day with the love of her life. So she was alone, then? [ICYDK]
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