Vitaminwater got in on the MLB All-Star Week parties last night and felt the best way to promote the brand was by inviting the classiest of celebrities, which included Aubrey O'Day and the Naked Cowboy. The event also attracted some leftover guests from the Batman premiere who just wanted to be photographed. If that's not getting more people to drink the beverage, we don't know what will.

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Which annoying celebrity is the owner of this classy barcode tattoo?

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Danity Kane's album release party, held last night at NYC's Tenjune, set the stage for the group's new "tranny-free" looks, created by Diddy himself. America's Next Top Model's Jaslene was obviously confused and assumed she was part of the group. Must have been the big hair and gobs of makeup.

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Jaslene Gonzalez, America's Next Top Model Post-Op Tranny, showed off those priceless skills she learned from Tyra at BET's Rip the Runway last night in NYC. Nobody seemed too impressed.

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• America's Next Top Reason to Stare Uncomfortably If You See Her at a Bar. [DListed]

• Now she wants to expose breasts that aren't even hers. [BWE]

• Now how's she getting home from jail? [Glitterati]

• Jennifer Garner looks to have good balance. Seriously. [HT]

• If the goal is global domination, the LA Galaxy is a poor start. [ICYDK]

• David Lee Roth was promiscuous and sexually aggressive? I thought "Gigolo" a metaphor. [Yeeeah]

• Dog licking a cat. If you can imagine that, you don't really need to click on the link; if you can't, sit down and consider if such a life is worth living. [CityRag]

That guy who won Next Top Model better hope he never goes to jail. They would like him even more than Miss Jay.

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