Oh, man, we hate to link to TMZ, but this is too good. Click on the picture to hear a snippet of a prank call on Jason Davis — one half of the famously good-fer-nothin' Davis brothers — in which a man claims to be a drug dealer who's heard Jason and his older brother, Brandon, are "fuckin' blowheads." "I don't do blow," protests Jason, before immediately saying, "Actually, I take that back—I've tried it once or twice." Best part: When Jason is forced to explain that he is Gummi, not Greasy.
Brandon Davis, the guy who's famous for looking greasy and calling Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch, showed off more of that winning personality last night in LA. Click through and watch with pride as he calls one pap the N-word and another the F-word. Is it any wonder he and his equally disgusting brother are famous among Hollywood circles? CONTINUED »
Jason Davis — who appears to be drinking coffee through a straw — debuted a new body yesterday in LA. We're not surprised to see he's dropped the weight — between his inheritance and drug habit, he has all the resources in the world to shed the fat. Unfortunately for him, he still looks like a disgusting, sweaty pig.
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ENTITLED BRAT LIKES HEROIN "The LA District Attorney has just charged Jason Davis — aka Gummi Bear — with felony possession of a controlled substance and misdemeanor driving under the influence. The controlled substance in question: heroin. Davis was popped by LAPD on Ventura Blvd. in Van Nuys last Friday. Police sources told us at the time of the arrest that the substance in question was cocaine, but it turns out it was much more serious than that."
Bastion of health and conviction Jason Davis was arrested and jailed Friday night in Los Angeles for cocaine possession. The next day Davis' stepfather, surely used to this sort of thing, posted the roly-poly heir's $10,000 bail and escorted him home. No lessons were learned.
Oh, you and your kind bludgeon the hell out of Los Angeles with cheap, easily hidden implements of destruction, rendering it ugly and practically unlivable? We knew that.
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Being a useless consumer sure takes a lot out of a guy, including energy, dignity and—thankfully—the possibility of a long life.
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In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Be Adequite:
I know what killed her!
Fame, cocaine, booze, Best, and let’s
Not forget Dina.
It seems appropriate for Be Adequite to win with Lindsay Lohan as subject matter.
New one after the jump.
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No, that's not going to work. We can still definitely see you, bud. Maybe it's all that white you insist on wearing. Do you want to look like a new, clean teddy bear? Isn't that your nickname?
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Check it out: It's the whitest picture in the world. Not only is it bloated with money and ego bestowed upon it by men who pillaged this country for their loot, it's also literally, blindingly white.
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Headline on Your Shoulders is like a caption contest but, instead of captioning the image given, you need to come up with a witty headline to accompany it. Keep it punny and—while it’s never preferable to share requests with Bill O’Reilly—we ask you to please, “keep it pithy.” And also, try to keep it interesting. What’s that mean? Well, let’s say the headline up above was “Gimme Headlines.” That’s a pun, and it’s succinct, but it’s not very interesting. Y’know?
Today's HOYS winner is shaine:
Lyric M!ssundastanding: Idol Not Tickled Pink
This was a nice use of an album title and the oddly placed exclamation point P!nk is known for. Ch##r$, shaine.
New HOYS after the jump.
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