Maxim held its Hot 100 party last night in LA, which played host to many horny males hoping to score with desperate women. This event would have been the perfect time to lock everyone in and save the rest of the world from STDs.
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“For the record, we’re both straight,” insists JC Chasez of reports he’s dating Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. “We’re not dating.”
His story grows even cuter after you watch him on Tyra offering all sorts of excuses about why he’s not dating a girl.
This is not going to help Chace Crawford ward off those gay rumors: The Gossip Girl star has reportedly broken up with beard Carrie Underwood.
Sources are offering every reason possible for the breakup — other than Chace’s maybe-boyfriend JC Chasez.
First excuse: Chace does not have enough time, what with Gossip Girl resuming in NYC. Second excuse: Carrie does not have enough time, as she wants to focus on her career.
The third excuse, however, is the most creative:
Carrie saw how cute Tony [Romo] and Jessica [Simpson] are and wanted a relationship like that. She’s a hopeless romantic and likes being close with the person she’s with.
Next time you try to come up with a believable excuse for a breakup, here’s a tip: Don’t mention “cute” in the same sentence as the Tony/Jessica relationship.
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Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. “These pigs are like, seriously, they went to college or something. Because they are a lot smarter than they look.” — Daisy, Rock of Love 2
In a world where Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block are reuniting, why not ‘NSync? JC Chasez confirmed that the band will likely never reunite: “I think everybody’s really excited about their own projects. Joey [Fatone] is doing a great job hosting these television shows. Obviously Justin [Timberlake] loves what he does and he’s super successful at it, and rightfully so.”
And who wouldn’t be excited about JC’s new project? He’s the host of that awful Randy Jackson-hosted show on MTV — something about a dance crew? We watch Rock of Love 2 every Sunday night, but even we won’t subject ourselves to that mess.
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Relative to the size of our office, we merry few at Jossip employ a rather large population of gays. And, as you may have learned from public radio, gays are all born with gaydar, an inherent familiarity with their particular subculture which allows them to spot a member of their tribe from all the way across the gym. Thus, I have it on good authority that ex-boy band man JC Chasez is merely putting on a farce here in Los Angeles. Trust me, I’ve got reliable stories of stolen glances in Starbucks. What more do you need?
• Nicolas Cage not looking too good, not acting too good. [PopSugar]
• Alec taking his enraged voice message and going home. [ICYDK]
• Can they just name FHM Carmen Electra Weekly? [HT]
• Simply irresistible! [Yeeeah]
• Celeb tuckus. [CityRag]
• JC Cha-gay? [Jossip]
• Another biracial advantage? [SH]
If you’re JC Chasez, watching Justin Timberlake’s omnipresent, meteoric climb up the charts and into beds must make you so nostalgic and sad that every spin of “SexyBack” hurts as much as seeing your ex-girlfriend make out with a club promoter on Valentine’s Day.
So you’d think that with all that garnered frustration, JC would be prepared to release a passionate, sonic bomb that would steal back the ears of Timberlake fans everywhere. But no, he has instead decided to release a piddling blend of soaring violins, cloying lyricism and heavy-handed production that will insure Timberlake emerges as the sole victor in the battle for post-*NSYNC significance.
JC, you chose poorly.
PS Pay no attention to the visuals that accompany the video’s music.
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