Last night was the LA premiere of James Franco and Seth Rogen's weed-filled Pineapple Express, which attracted a vast array of celebrities. Nobody quite knows for sure how Adrianne Curry was invited, but those in attendance were graced with the presence of Kanye West and his odd shoes. You win some, you lose some.
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Talk radio host Michael Savage (real name: Michael Weiner) has caused a stir after calling Autism "a fraud" and "racket." You can listen to his 90-second rant here, if you can stomach it, but here's his main point:
I'll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the act out. That's what autism is. What do you mean they scream and they're silent? They don't have a father around to tell them, 'Don't act like a moron. You'll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz. Straighten up. Act like a man. Don't sit there crying and screaming, idiot.'
Good to see Savage's ignorance is finally getting the guy some recognition.
Britney Spears showed up to the Generation Rescue event hosted by Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy to make her first red carpet appearance since having her meltdown back in January. We have to hand it to her — she looks semi-decent and appears to have bathed and put a little thought into her outfit. The hair still needs some help, but Ken Paves will work his magic in due time. He is only one man, after all.
• The most annoying reality show phrase in the history of television. [DListed]
• Amy Winehouse finally admits she took heroin while in rehab. Good to know she's taking her health and recovery seriously. [ICYDK]
• Speaking of Amy, she punched a fan. Nope, we're not recycling a story from last week — it just happened again. [Yeeeah]
• Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy share the same swimsuit, and we can't decide who looks beter. [HT]
• Who does E! think has the best beach body of all time? (Hint: We beg to differ.) [INO]
• Suri Cruise is starting to sprout her Scientology antenna. [PS]
In Touch picked up on sister mag Life & Style's Suri Cruise obsession this week with stalker photos and insider details surrounding the tot's birthday party.
Tom Cruise reportedly spent $100,000 on the extravaganza, which is so ridiculous we don't even need to say anything about it. The cost included $17,000 for fresh flowers, $45,000 on catering and $5,000 for cakes. But these weren't just any pastries: Each guest received a personalized cake and Suri was treated to a four-tier cake covered in buttercream frosting, bumblebees and butterflies. Oh, and Katie received $230 worth of Sprinkles cupcakes. Who knew she ate?
The celebration continued into the evening when Tom and Katie invited their own friends — including Eva Longoria Parker, David and Victoria Beckham, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, and Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy — to a private bash. Because we're sure that was on Suri's wishlist.
It's a good thing they pulled out all the stops for this milestone birthday, seeing as how Suri likely had already forgotten about it by breakfast.
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Jenny McCarthy believes common medical vaccinations cause autism in children. And you know what she thinks of your opinions if you disagree? Bullshit! At least that's what she yelled last night while berating three doctors trying to reason with her on Larry King Live. King, more ineffective than ever, was powerless to stop the ranting McCarthy, who, as the doctors were trying to tell her, doesn't know what the hell she's talking about.
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All hell broke loose at the Horton Hears A Who! premiere Saturday in LA. The movie's tag line — "After all, a person is a person, no matter how small" — attracted a mob of pro-life protesters. Because if there's anyone who needs to quit with the abortions, it's kids under the age of 10.
Jason Wahler then showed up on the red carpet, presumably as a "pro-choice" argument.
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Last night David and Victoria Beckham and dozens of notable names in Hollywood converged on the Geffen Gallery at LA's Museum of Contemporary Art in order to celebrate the British couple's arrival to the states. Dubbed their official "Welcome to LA" party, the even was co-hosted by actors Will Smith and Tom Cruise. Insiders who attended the event said it was a perfect way to welcome the Beckhams to the city they'll now call home, as it was grandiose, wasteful and painfully uninventive.
Last night, co-owner of Hollywood nightclub Lex Deux, Sylvain Bitton, celebrated his birthday with dozens of his most famous friends(?) who, I'm certain, were happy to well-wish as long as the vintage Dom remained abundant.
Among the guests were Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon, Jenny McCarthy, Lindsay Lohan, Lauren Conrad and James Blunt. However, though there were many recognizable faces, the most interesting one looks to be that of the unfeeling lecher above, who is noteworthy only because it appears that he hopped from celebrity to celebrity not to mingle, but to stand by them and stare menacingly into camera lenses.
"So rich everything bores me" is the worst attitude in the world, and it's why if that's your thing you have to eventually own your own club; because nobody wants to invite you anywhere when their pictures turn out like this.
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• Antonio Sabato Jr. simulating sex with a man in denim cutoffs. Sorry, ladies. [DListed]
• Jenny McCarthy emulating Jenna Jameson. Great idea to look to her for tips. [HT]
• Mandy Moore says she's "not a toothpick" like Nicole Richie. Uh oh! The fur's gonna fly! [JJ]
• Jessica Simpson being irritating and loud. Par for the course at this point, folks. [INO]
• Brandy was drunk on heartbreak at the time of her accident. Oh no! [Celebitchy]
• Christina Ricci too thin! Where's the chubby Wednesday I so adored? [PopBytes]
• Diddy being wise and buying his seven-week-old daughters diamond earrings they're sure to appreciate and enjoy. [ASL]
Or perhaps they're more into Carrey/McCarthy Ice Dancing Vancouver 2010. Canadian team? Either way, the hair still looks good.
Yeah, that's all I've got.
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Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy (the most pretty haired couple in aaaallllll of Hollywood) arrived in Rome to attend the wedding event of the year. Am I the only one who sort of loves these two together? They just kind of make me feel fuzzy inside (okay, I have a semi-problematic obsession with Jim Carrey). Man, the seating chart for the TomKat wedding reception must be a bitch. Do you put Jim and Jenny with the Beckhams because they'd probably have a gas? What about Jada Pinkett Smith? Wouldn't she just throw off the whole fun dynamic of the table. And where, dear god, do you put Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, cause lord knows he sucks the life right out of some good banter.
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• At this point, I just think Jessica Simpson's stylist wants her to look as short and fat as possible. [DListed]
• Also, she may be dating John Mayer, but she hasn't put out yet. Man, it must be awesome to have your friends leeking personal info to gossip rags all the time. [US Weekly]
• Gwen Stefani is boycotting the VMAs because she only won the fashion award last year. And if she sees Kelly Clarkson on the street she's gonna stab a bitch. [Celebitchy]
• I'm gonna go ahead and say it: Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy are the best maned couple in Hollywood. [Celebrity Nation]
• Michelle Trachtenberg's ass: Soon to be plastered all over the interweb. [Egotastic]
• Listen, guys, Lindsay Lohan is, like, pissed that no one is taking her claims to be completely sober these days seriously. I mean, Harry is, like, even thinking about buying her a dog. [PopSugar]
• Jesus, John Mark Karr just keeps getting creepier. Can't anyone find a reason to keep this guy in jail? Anyone? Beuller? [Junkiness]
• No matter how fast you run, Lindsay, we totally see that awful pillowcase dress and grandpa cardigan you're wearing. [X17]
• In a desperate attempt to have move women's ovaries melt upon hearing his name, Justin Timberlake makes a surprise (and highly publicised) visit to the children's ward at a NY hospital [WWTDD]
• Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson are spending labor day weekend together taking in some hot NASCAR action. Those crazy kids, just can't keep them and their little boy/girl child apart. [US Weekly]
• Natalie Portman is going, going back, back to Israel, Israel. [DListed]
• Paris Hilton will have to wear a diaper if she actually wants to go into space. Elderly men around the world comment, "That's Hot." [Junkiness]
• This story is pretty cute, but the mental image of Jake Gyllenhaal spoon feeding Maggie tiramisu while Peter Saarsgard watches is a little creepola. [A Socialite's Life]
• Just a couple of playmates getting cosy at a nightclub. Nothing to see here, move along. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Natasha Lyonne lives! But really, is a life without crack really worth living at all? [US Weekly]
• Contrary to rumors, Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are not getting married yet. Wonder which one is the committment phobe. [A Socialite's Life]
• Naomi Campbell did not get arrested this week. And by "did not" I mean "totally did." [Celebrity Nation]
• Tori Spelling is even more rich, bitch. [Celebitchy]
• Save Sienna Miller from the human stain that is Jude Law. Since Katie has been a lost cause for a while now. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Madonna is sick of Guy Richie's sperm, plans to adopt. [DListed]
• Jessica Simpson chooses Dane Cook to co-host the Teen Choice Awards, party in her pants. [WWTDD]
• The Angelina Jolie nose job rumors have been around for a while now. You look at the comparison and decide. I refuse to believe my personal Mother Teresa would do something like that to me. [CityRag]
• A Colin Farrell stalker somehow got her ass to the Tonight Show yesterday. I hope she stood in line for tickets just like the rest of the audience. No special treatment for crazies. [IDLYITW]
• Lindsay Lohan shows no signs of letting up this breast assault on our eyes. [X17]
• Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are the best bosses ever. They never show up at DualStar and when they do they just sit in thier office and chain smoke. (P.S. How toothpick are MK's legs?) [Smart.]
• Post-Star Jones View ratings have skyrocketed. Middle-aged women are never ones to ignore a good shit-talking session. [Faded Youth]
• Pamela Anderson's belt is strategically placed to accentuate her chest. Cause you would never have noticed it otherwise. [WWTDD]
• Naomi Campbell doesn't want to attack you, Anonymous Assistant #4598654, she just get's so mad sometimes she can't help herself. It'll never happen again. She promises. [BlogNYC]
• Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are rumored to be eloping. Hopefully to a land of free-flowing tresses and potty humor. [A Socialite's Life]
• Wow, Jessica Simpson and Pink have really had some work done recently. [CityRag]
• Keanu Reeves gives hope to patchy facial haired men everywhere. You don't have to be able to grow a full beard to outsmart a bomb on a bus. [Popbytes]
• Jessica Biel is looking to upgrade after breaking up with boyfriend Chris Evans. He just wasn't doing anything for her career. [WWTDD]
• Star Jones admits to having had gastric bypass surgery, as if we couldn't tell from the ginormous scar on her chest she is not shy about showing off. [A Socialite's Life]
• Do you think Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy coordinate their outfits every morning on purpose like elementary school aged girls? [JustJared]
• The concept of Nicole Richie and Matt Dillon sleeping together makes my head hurt, but that also may be the 12 glasses of wine I drank last night. [Celebitchy]
• What better way to celebrate our nation's independence than to grant Lil' Kim hers. [DListed]
• Kate Moss was sad that Pete Doherty that he loved "them" more than her. And by them, she meant crack. [WWD]
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