Here's Jessica Alba's latest ad for the Declare Yourself campaign, aimed at getting young people to vote. Although, if you ask us, this doesn't inspire us to do anything politically — we're just creeped out and annoying by Alba, as usual.
In other political celebrity news, an army of famous people — including Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen DeGeneres, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry and Jonah Hill — shot a new ad encouraging everyone not to vote. You can watch it here.
Is the election over yet?
Taking a cue from both PETA's "objectify your body for a good cause" initiative, as well as the rise in popularity for Eli Roth films, MILFs Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera teamed up with celebrity photographers Mark Liddell and David LaChapelle to create a BDSM fetishist's wet dream for the Declare Yourself voting campaign. This website will either inspire you to go out and vote, or go buy an extra lock for your door:
WHAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR FERGIE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR AMERICA "First word on Barack Obama's historic nomination acceptance speech from a bevy of celebrities in attendance was decidedly partisan: 'It was excellent,' Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie said. 'It was amazing.' 'Incredible,' said Jessica Alba simply, before joining Fergie, Rosario Dawson, Wilmer Valderrama and Kerry Washington at a private exit from Invesco Field. Alba was at the speech with husband Cash Warren. Other celebrities in attendance included George Lucas with girlfriend Mellody Hardon and his daughter, Forest Whitaker with wife Keisha and Star Jones, and Daniel Dae Kim of 'Lost,' who posed for pictures with the Hawaii delegation."
SHADY BUSINESS "Paul Starr — the celebrated makeup artist who has worked with Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Garner and Jessica Alba — was found dead in Los Angles Tuesday. … Friends hadn't heard from Starr in several days. He was reportedly found inside his apartment — and the cause of death was unknown."
• It's the first picture of Nicole Kidman's baby Sunday. Except … we can't see her. At all. [DListed]
• Shia LaBeouf will not have his pinky finger amputated. That sound you hear is the entire Indiana Jones cast and crew breathing a huge sigh of relief. [ICYDK]
• Ashley Olsen has decided Starbucks is so 2007. [PS]
• Saint Angelina Jolie will build an AIDS clinic in daughter Zahara's homeland of Ethiopia. She really can do no wrong as of late. [INO]
• Jessica Alba popped out her baby and got back on the chair. [CityRag]
• Naked pictures of a 2004 Christina Aguilera would be more exciting if it were, you know, four years ago. [Yeeeah]
• Hayden Panettiere wants to assault your ears and your eyes. [Yeeeah]
• Seriously, Alba: Stop talking. [ICYDK]
• What type of person goes to Coldplay concerts? Well, Katherine Heigl, for one. [PS]
• Things we never want to imagine: An Arnold Schwarzenegger cage match. [CityRag]
• The newest Barbie looks like she could be working a street corner. [DListed]
• It's Pete Wentz's lucky day: His baby is due to be born on Halloween. How emo. [INO]
OK! is quickly leaving behind the world of celebrity gossip to instead report exclusively on celebrity babies, as seen on the cover of the mag's latest issue. After the horror of last week's 80-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears feature, the admittedly beautiful Jessica Alba and baby Honor were a nice welcome this week — until Jess and her dim husband had to open their mouths.
So who does Honor look more like? 'She looks like a girl version of me,' Cash says. 'She has my nose, my eyebrows and my…'
'Forehead and dimples,' Jessica finishes, adding, 'She has my mouth when I was a baby. And my ears.'
'Maybe Honor is a mixture,' Cash reconsiders.
Nothing gets past Cash — you picked a good one, Jess.
In case you had any question that Jessica Alba is a miserable shrew, please note what she told the UK version of Cosmopolitan when asked about her pregnancy body:
I never felt less sexy. I mean, I wouldn’t have changed it for the world and my cravings weren’t so bad — I craved citrus fruits, like lemons, oranges and grapefruit. But I wanted to get rid of all the weight.
And remember: She wants to be taken seriously as an actress — not just known for her body.
• A reason to love New York City's subway system. [CityRag]
• Amy Winehouse punched someone for the third time in less than two weeks. At this point, it's just humorous. [Yeeeah]
• Why is Jessica Alba sucking up to Justin Timberlake? [INO]
• More proof Steve Carell is a good guy. [PS]
• Denise Richards' neighbors are trying to force her out due to the media circus brought about by her reality show. Also, because she's a miserable shrew. [ICYDK]
• Always wanted to see Brigitte Nielsen get plastic surgery? No? Well, too bad. [DListed]
• I don't know who's luckier: Will Smith or David Letterman? [Celebitchy]
• Jessica Alba's new baby glow hasn't made her any less of a Debbie Downer. [PS]
• After years of putting up with Denise Richards, Heather Locklear has entered a treatment facility to assist with psychological issues. It's about time. [DListed]
• DMX was arrested for the third time in two months. Don Imus, care to comment? [ICYDK]
• Chris Brown's mother confirms Hollywood's worst kept secret. [INO]
• Please pass along the memo: Five annoying phrases are being retired from television. [MTV]
• Jessica Alba's brother has the same feelings we do when it comes to babies. [Us]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still flaunting their obvious relationship in public, likely to Dina's dismay. [PS]
• A lucky little baby was born with a special present on his back. (Slightly NSFW) [DListed]
• Anne Hathaway on Michael Scott: “Making out with him is like the yummiest lollipop, dipped in sunshine and wrapped in a masculine wrapper! That’s the only way I can think to describe it.” [ICYDK]
SHE POPPED "Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl. Honor Marie Warren was born June 7 in Los Angeles, her rep, Brad Cafarelli, confirms. This is the couple's first child."
• John Mayer upped the douche factor by charging a fan $10 to take a picture with him. [YouTube]
• The Ashlee Simpson-Pete Wentz wedding photo nobody has been dying to see. [People]
• Kelly Rowland is bitter she lost out a Sex and the City role to Jennifer Hudson. Trust us, Kel. It's a good thing. [ICYDK]
• Jessica Simpson is nursing her broken heart in Cabo with her parents. What a tough life. [INO]
• Martha Stewart is the new face of the "Got Milk?" ads, because if anyone can make you want to pick up a carton, it's her. [DListed]
• Good news: Jessica Alba and Cash Warren will be having another wedding so everyone can join in on their marital bliss. Does this mean they will have to get two divorces? [PS]
ASHLEE SIMPSON, TAKE NOTES "Jessica Alba and Cash Warren … quietly wed on Monday, her rep tells People."
Oh, for fuck's sake:
Coolspotters.com, a new Web site that presents what products celebrities are using, launched Wednesday in beta with Pepsi signed on as the exclusive launch sponsor.
The site … has pages for products … and connects them to actors, athletes, business icons, musicians and politicians.
For example, Jessica Alba's page features links to pictures of the actress wearing Timberland shoes or using a Sidekick 3. Pepsi's page has links to YouTube clips of Pepsi commercials featuring celebrities and candid photos of Lindsay Lohan and Alba with the soft drink.
Because it shouldn't taste good to you if it doesn't taste good to Jessica Alba.
We know you've all been waiting with bated breath to find out the sex and name of Jessica Alba's baby. And we can assure you, it wasn't worth the wait.
The baby is rumored to be a girl, and she will be named … Honor Warren.
Bless her heart. Not only will she have to grow up with Jessica Alba as her mother, she will be forced to answer to one of the lamest celebrity baby names of all time. The reasoning behind it makes the situation even worse: "Jessica picked it because she felt it was an honor to have Cash's baby." Of course.
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• Betty White's still got it. Always had it, too. [CityRag]
• Leelee Sobieski collects human hair, which is much creepier than her dead eyes.[DListed]
• Are you so obsessed with famous people and their breasts and asses that you can tell one's bare body apart from another's? If yes, go on vacation. [PS]
• Christie's believes there's a buyer out there willing to pay $3 million for a bunch of pictures of supermodels. The thing is, Christie's is probably right, because very wealthy, horny old men have no idea how to use the Internet. [HT]
• "Jessica Alba Flying In Her Third Trimester." That's bad? We don't know anything about babies. [INO]
• Robert De Niro just dropped out of a movie that would have been his second with co-star 50 Cent. Nice choice, Bobby. [ICYDK]
• Sorry, haters, but hairy legs in the winter are pretty standard. [Yeeeah]
We love when Scientologists leave the religion and then spill their guts to the media. This time Marc Headley, who used to produce promotional films for Scientology, is confirming one of the rumors surrounding Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: Tom auditioned Katie to be his girlfriend.
Following Tom's split from Penelope Cruz in 2004, the megastar told his BFF (and head of Scientology) David Miscavige that he was having trouble meeting women. So the church sent out a casting call that said, 'There’s an upcoming Tom Cruise movie you might get a part in. Come for an audition.' There were of course restrictions: You had to be single, pretty and in your twenties.
Tom rejected original suggestions Erika Christensen and Sofia Milos (who are Scientologists) in favor of Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba (in that order). Reportedly Jen and Jess didn't take the bait, but Scarlett came in for an audition. Once she realized she was at the Scientology Center in Hollywood, she got scared and bailed. Smart girl.
But Katie Holmes popped into the Scientologist's minds because she had previously spoken out about her crush on Tom. 'They got her to L.A. and introduced her to Tom. The moment he meets her, he’s enthralled with her and he told Miscavige later, 'I knew immediately she was the one."'
You hear that? That's the sound of Jennifer, Scarlett and Jessica breathing a huge sigh of relief.
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