You would think after the media overload of all things Hills-related, WireImage could get Lo Bosworth’s name right. It’s not like we don’t see the cast more than our own family members.
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Barack Obama has picked up yet another endorsement from Young Hollywood. This time Joel Madden’s getting on the bandwagon, according to Us magazine. And, as has become the unfortunate norm when famous people talk about politics, the fake punk rocker made sure to describe his candidate in the vaguest way possible: “He is a good man, he is cool … He is just a great person overall.”
Madden said his girlfriend, skinny minny Nicole Richie, also supports Obama. Presumably because she too finds him to be a cool dude. Radical!
Now that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are dating the Madden brothers, the natural next step is to have a double wedding for both couples. Nevermind the fact that Paris and Benji have only been together a little over a month compared to Nicole and Joel’s relationship of a year and a half (complete with child) — these two romances are both ready to see the altar.
And wouldn’t you know it, the former Simply Life ladies are planning the wedding in an effort to “make millions” from all the publicity. Because if anyone is hurting for money, its those two.
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• Our gay brother at Queerty was almost involved in this whole Perez sex tape madness. So close. [Queerty]
• Hef has finally come through with that offer for Lindsay Lohan. It’s right on time, and she’s totally contemplating it. [DListed]
• Check it out! It’s the pictures of Nicole Richie’s baby you forgot existed and said you might consider looking at. [PS]
• Hmm, Katie Holmes has a black heart with evil eyes embroidered on her sweater. That’s weird. [INO]
• “Pregnant actress Tracey Gold is refusing to follow Hollywood trends - she’s going public with her unborn baby’s sex and name.” Tracey Gold? She’s also sorta bucking that “fame” trend Hollywood is so obsessed with. And that “working” trend. [ICYDK]
• Jessica Simpson’s going to Kuwait. A king’s ransom to anyone that can shred her travel documents before her return flight. [Yeeeah]
• Winehouse makeovers: Just follow the dragon to a whole new you. [CityRag]
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, the skankiest BFF duo of all time, do everything together. And apparently they decided it would be hot to date the Madden brothers of Good Charlotte at the same time.
Benji Madden, Joel’s brother, spent the weekend “canoodling” in St. Louis with Paris. Here’s the good news: Since Paris and Nicole likely share the same STDs, the brothers can get vaccinated together!
Above: Paris and Benji, the latter of whom is in “disguise,” which is a pretty clever way of making sure he doesn’t catch anything.
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Forbes released a list of Hollywood’s most influential couples — and we have some issues with it.
Who shouldn’t be on the list: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Seriously? The only thing that couple influences is our desire to vomit. And then there’s Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz, who we thought broke up three years ago.
Who should be on the list: Britney Spears and frappuccinos. If those two don’t go the distance, there’s no hope for any of us.
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There’s a tiny human being out there who sees this every time she poops her pants. We’re not certain this will be a hindrance to her development, but, if it is, nobody can fault her for it.
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BREAKING NEWS, PELVIS “Nicole Richie is giving birth. Joel Madden was spotted walking into the delivery area of L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai. He was overheard saying, ‘She’s going to start pushing soon.’”
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden seem serious about this “giving back” thing.
On December 22, the couple’s charitable organization sponsored a holiday party for underprivileged families of Los Angeles. And earlier this month, the Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation hosted a function in which needy mothers received thousands of dollars of helpful goods.
It’s so shocking to see young celebrities actively participating in bettering the world that we’re almost too distracted to be touched.
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Nicole Richie and boyfriend Joel Madden yesterday held a “baby shower” for 100 needy mothers and mothers-to-be.
The couple gifted more than $200,000 worth of baby goods, including cribs, strollers and clothing, to the women gathered at the Hollywood branch of the Los Angeles Free Clinic; officially launching their new, nonprofit venture, the Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation. Says Madden: “We grew up in Los Angeles…We love L.A., we love this city, we’re happy to be a part of this community.”
Madden actually grew up in Maryland and we’re friends with a guy who went to high school with him there. We’re not sure why he’s lying, but, whatever: charity!
After the jump, many more photos.
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Citizens of a gated community in Southern California have denied residency to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, arguing that they are too famous and will attract too many paparazzi. Great news, considering years ago it would have just been because she’s black. (She is black, right?)
It was our understanding that one wore either clear, corrective lenses or sunglasses. But, as usual, the fashionistas have defied our logic, proffering to the world a dizzying pair of half-clear, half-darkened eye-things. They look almost dangerous, but perhaps that’s the point. Do you get it? We’re tired of thinking about it.
Sometimes all that’s needed to reignite the fire of a cooled relationship is one lover’s willingness to stop looking like a cadaverous monster. Good for you, kids.
After the jump, more young, healthier-looking love in Central Park.
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Nicole Richie has yoked her husband, a human being:
Nicole Richie knows how rumors get started, so she’s nipping in the bud any chance of wicked whispers about her and boyfriend Joel Madden being on the outs. Wednesday night, Madden went to celebrate the first anniversary of the Village Pourhouse on Third Avenue, and all was well until a party promoter wanted to take a picture of him with a cute young woman. Our spy reports, “He said he couldn’t, as Nicole gave him strict orders not to take pictures with other celebrities or girls for rumor purposes.”
You know what they say: The family that’s restrictive of normal behavior lives with regret together!
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Nicole Richie, partially obscured here by a very thorough pillow, must today decided whether or not to take a plea bargain offered her by Los Angeles prosecutors trying her DUI case. Paperwork filed with the courts indicate that Richie probably will not, as her legal team will argue that the toxicology tests Richie was subjected to revealed inaccurate findings. In simpler terms: Nicole Richie has expert liars helping her out and we’ll have to wait and see if it works.
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