The annual Maxim "Hot 100" was released in full today, further imbruing the cultural landscape with rampant mediocrity and offensive thoughtlessness. At number one is a blond woman with disproportionately large breasts. Number two? That's right: a blond woman with disproportionately large breasts. The list also includes Britney Spears, who Maxim attests "oozes genuine sexiness."

Here, we again attempt to combat lad mag idiocy with our own list of beautiful and sexy women. Click through for a Simpson sister-free zone. And, of course, feel free to suggest additions or complain.

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This is Kat Dennings at last night's Superbad premiere in Los Angeles. You may recognize her from her turn in The 40-Year-Old Virgin, which was funny, but perhaps the best reason to begin rooting for this girl is that she looks to be the anti-Jessica Simpson. While both sport sharp curves, Dennings has fought the urge to slather herself in sunless tanner and cram her breasts up her nostrils. Plus, Denning's mom is a poet from Philly! That's much better than Simpson's Bible-beating dad-ager! Game, set, brunette!

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