WRONG DAY "Nicole Kidman has given birth, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com. The actress welcomed a girl, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, Monday morning. The baby weighed 6 pounds, 7 ounces."
At left is a six-months pregnant Nicole Kidman at the CMT Music Awards on April 14th. At right is Kidman last night at the Academy of Country Music Awards. Isn't the human body amazing?
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Nicole Kidman, who accompanied husband Keith Urban to last night's CMT Music Awards, was presented an award herself for being six months pregnant and still managing to look like a starving Ethiopian.
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Forbes released a list of Hollywood's most influential couples — and we have some issues with it.
Who shouldn't be on the list: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Seriously? The only thing that couple influences is our desire to vomit. And then there's Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz, who we thought broke up three years ago.
Who should be on the list: Britney Spears and frappuccinos. If those two don't go the distance, there's no hope for any of us.
The full list, after the jump. CONTINUED »
THE POPULATION GROWS "Nicole Kidman and husband Keith Urban are expecting their first child, her rep confirms. 'The couple are thrilled,' Catherine Olim says in a statement."
Country singer and Nicole Kidman's kept bridegroom Keith Urban was daintily thrown from his motorcycle today while trying to outrun a paparazzo. Luckily for Urban, the photog had a momentary lapse in voracity when his selfish actions almost greatly injured another human being. This from Urban's rep:
In actual fact, my pursuer came to my assistance, without taking photos, and helped me from the road. I returned home, got my car, and continued on my way.
Who says the paparazzi are scum? Oh, yeah. Well, besides her.
Queen of the Great Smoky Mountains, Dolly Parton, recently told a British paper that she may be going gay in her old age:
“When I have sex with my husband these days, I fantasize I am with someone like Keith Urban or a petite, hot young woman.”
And the candid conversations don’t end there - Parton told a British magazine her first crush was on a Tennessee hooker. She explains, “I thought she was beautiful. She had more hair, more colour, more everything.”
The kid's got moxie! If Keith Urban said that when he has sex with Nicole Kidman he thinks about guys, his career would be gone faster than you can say, "The Dixie Chicks are insurgents!" But Dolly gets out there and says she has lesbian fantasies and used to crush on a hooker, and I guarantee nobody's going to say a thing about it. Her backbone's stronger than Tennessee oak.
Also, while I know I can get really righteous about the plastic surgery shit, for some reason I can't fault Dolly for looking like a prisoner's fantasy. I think it's because she says stuff like, "I look just like the girls next door…if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."
Acknowledging you look like a joke makes everyone laugh with you, not at you.
• The winner of "Most Creative" in the YouTube awards. It's brilliant, but let's not forget that it owes a lot to a very worthy predecessor. [People]
• A male singer wanted Sean Stewart's body. I guess he thought he was sexy and he wanted to let him know. [Queerty]
• A perfectly reasonable 50 foot robot request from the always pragmatic Michael Jackson. [DListed]
• If you can see the PIN number you'll have access to literally hundreds of dollars from the Party of Five fortune. [IDLYITW]
• It's better for to be humping Blunts than smoking them. Whatever it takes, Linds. [HR]
• Fake boobs, real princess. [HT]
• In some cultures, being locked in a Victoria's Secret with Britney Spears for all eternity is hell. [Defamer]
Here's Nicole looking pale and taut in the West Indies:
It was girl-bonding time for Nicole Kidman as spent Friday afternoon yachting and swimming with some friends while vacationing in St. Barth in the French West Indies.
Noticeably missing was hubby Keith Urban, who gave a very spontaneous show last night to members of Keith’s official fan club, Monkeyville, at Nashville nightspot “City Hall.”
Why is his fan club called Monkeyville? Also, I thought Keith Urban was over making spontanteous appearances in bars.
I think we can all agree that Nicole looks good. I don't even know how old she is.
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• Jared Leto halfheartedly attacked Elijah Wood. Don't worry, he didn't get the ring. [CityRag, BV]
• Isaiah Washington meets with GLAAD. Let the awkward silence commence! [DListed]
• Coachella is going to be great this year. [ABCNews]
• Keira Knightley is suing over being called too skinny. Kirstie Alley calls her a "stupid ingrate." [PopSugar]
• Urban's outta rehab but, as I've said before, sober country songs are an oxymoron. [Us]
• Mayer and Simpson defy the odds in Miami. [People]
• Roker's gastric bypass wasn't even four hours long. [Slate]
• Britney Spears is preggo again, which is preferable to just bloated and nauseous. [MSNBC]
• What's Justin's next romantic move? My Care-O-Meter's still at zero, but maybe I'm just jels. [CityRag]
• Here's something fun to do if you're in New York and hanging out with underage girls. Aren't we all? [AP]
• Cameron Diaz went crazy on Jessica Biel for talking to her ex-boyfriend. Witnesses said she looked "desperate." After the altercation she stormed out and drove Justin Timberlake over a bridge, completely shattering his face. But then he falls in love with a Spanish pixie. Then you realize it's all a dream…or is it? [TMZ]
• Sorry, Keith Urban, country stars are better drunk. You just need to toe the fine line between good-songwriting drunk like earlier Cash and I've-lost-everything-to-whiskey drunk like later Cash. [MSNBC]
• Cons: emphysema, bad breath, cancer. Pros: cooler voice. [Slate]
• Kevin Federline has landed some really great acting work as the butt of a joke he didn't even know existed until it was too late. [DListed]
…that I saw this picture and immediately felt happy for Nicole Kidman that her husband is out of rebab?
Sorry Steven Cojocaru.
• Hollywood is such a baby factory. [PopSugar]
• Nicole Kidman reunites with Keith Urban, inexplicably dressed like a small child. [A Socialite's Life]
• I'm sorry, I just can't bring myself to write a full post on Britney throwing up sushi. Eww. [DListed]
• Quentin Tarantino finds a place for Fergie on the big screen. Hear that? 40 foot Fergie. Shudder. [IDLYITW]
• Don't people sometimes blow up beached whales with dynamite? [Metadish]
• The year in Lohan's drug habits. [The Bosh]
• Angelina and Brad, two become one mouthpiece. [JustJared]
• Hey look, Kevin Federline! Oh…wait…that's Pink. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Paris Hilton probably should just open up a zoo for real, because at the rate she purchases animals, I'm sure she's almost got enough. [DListed]
• The sad thing is, Britney Spears would probably be happy to have an actual Cheetos pouch built into her stomach. [Gallery of the Absurd]
• Mischa Barton has a filthy mouth, which should come as no surprise since she dated Brandon Davis for so long. [A Socialite's Life]
• I'm sure Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are honored and thrilled that at least two attendees of their wedding are auctioning off mementos on eBay. [Celebitchy]
• Cameron Diaz cannot be bothered to brush her hair before being in her friend's wedding. [JustJared]
• Vitamin Water won't team up with Kelly Clarkson until she loses some weight. It's the little things that remind me just how awesome the world is. [PopSugar]
• Least. Flattering. Top. Ever. Kelly Clarkson. And I mean it this time. [Hollywood Tuna]
• No, you're not on acid, Tara Reid (and her shirt) is just that terrifying. [DListed]
• Lil' Kim is free. Finally she can get that leakly boob looked at. [Jossip]
• Lindsay Lohan turned 20 this weekend, and if she's as big of an idiot as everyone takes her for, it was in Turks and Caicos. [Egotastic]
• Superman Returns disappointed at the box office. Edit an hour out and I'll go see it. I promise. [WWTDD]
• Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban invited Tom Cruise to their wedding? Unfortunately, Cruise was too busy with his sham family to attend. [Celebitchy]
Congratulations Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, not only do you get to share your private Honeymoon on a secluded Tahiti resort with lurking paparazzi, but you get to enjoy these intimate moments with Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, too!
Us Weekly and X17 has the photos while Hollywood.com has the story:
The 31-year-old and her French boyfriend are staying just meters along the timber boardwalk from Kidman and Urban's over-water villa at the St. Regis resort in Bora Bora.
Longoria and Parker's commercial flight touched down just minutes after Kidman and Urban landed in the main port city on their private Gulfstream jet from Sydney, Australia.
The high-profile guests have sent the resort into high-security mode, with staff on jet skis regularly patrolling the perimeter of the resort to discourage paparazzi.
Kidman and Urban have been spending much of their time tucked away in their bungalow, which is equipped with a jacuzzi and private pool.
Meanwhile, Longoria and Parker have been seen regularly cruising around the island in one of the golf carts that guests at the resort use as transportation.
I can't really think of four people who would have less to say to one another. No matter if they avoid each other like the plague, it's probably not a very big place. I always wonder what happens when celebs who clearly aren't friends run into each other. I picture it like when you or I run into a high school classmate we were never friends with, only more awkward, and with cameras.
I can just see Eva Longoria yipping away like a toy poodle detailing way too much of her sex life as Nicole, Keith, and even Tony can only look on in horror.
• Selma Blair is breaking up with her Zappa. Is she now going to be spending her time preserving Diddy's sexy? [Celebitchy]
• Okay, they're off on their honeymoon, lets stop caring about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban now. [PopSugar]
• Jesus, at least Gwen Stefani keeps her baby clothed. Britney could learn a thing or two. [DListed]
• Comparing how much money Ryan Phillipe has made to how much Reese Witherspoon has is just plain mean. And a little bit funny. [JustJared]
• Keira Knightly learned a valuable lesson about white shirts and water, only a little too late. [Egotastic]
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban got married (in the future) Sunday Night in Australia. Eat your heart out Tom Cruise, look who got remarried first. People has the wedding deets:
"Nicole cried all the way to the church in the car and then she cried all during the ceremony and had to wipe her eyes under the veil," a guest tells PEOPLE. "It was the most emotional and beautiful ceremony. Nicole looked ethereal with her veil floating, like a vision in white. … Keith cried when he looked at her.
"It was so intense," the guest says. "When her veil was lifted, he moved right in and he grabbed her and kissed her. It was a long, passionate kiss. (Then) everything went from being quiet and elegant and intense to really loud, like we were suddenly at a soccer game. There was screaming and hollering and such excitement.
"But when Nicole and Keith looked at each other it was like they were the only two people in the room. They are so deeply in love. It was the most incredible wedding."
In lieu of gifts, guests were asked to donate to the Sydney Children's Hospital.
Congrats and all that jazz to the happy couple. MollyGood wishes them many years of Botox, hair products, and singing about booze (but not drinking it).
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