Britney Spears showed up to the Generation Rescue event hosted by Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy to make her first red carpet appearance since having her meltdown back in January. We have to hand it to her — she looks semi-decent and appears to have bathed and put a little thought into her outfit. The hair still needs some help, but Ken Paves will work his magic in due time. He is only one man, after all.
Eva Longoria, seen here strolling around Los Angeles in a bid to attract the paparazzi's attention, debuted a new haircut yesterday. Naturally, it's up to the readers to decide whether it's Ken Paves' usual high-quality work.
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This is the first time in who knows how long that we've looked at a photo of Britney Spears and didn't feel the urge to bathe. Look at that smile! Look at the hair! Look at the small portion of a seemingly cute outfit! It brings a tear to our eye. Meanwhile, her plans to appear in a video on Madonna's tour have been postponed because Madonna's busy shacking up with A-Rod. Or maybe it had something to do with technical issues. We can't remember.
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Dear Ken Paves,
Please do something about Britney's hair. There is no need for it to look that disgusting every day, and she should learn a new hairstyle. If you need payment, our readers will gladly pitch in (… right guys?) to provide you with proper compensation.
Love,
Mollygood
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Guess who turned 30 years old over the weekend! Give up? It's this beautiful human being at left.
Perez Hilton celebrated what he called his "Quinceanera Part 2" at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel — yes, the Beverly Wilshire actually let this man on the premises. Don't ask us why.
In honor of this special occasion, "friends" of Perez showed up to take pictures on the red carpet and make nice with the man who could potentially ruin their reputations. The typical famewhores were in attendance, including Speidi, Nick Cannon, Jerry O'Connell and Harvey Levin … but Marc Jacobs? We are disappointed in you.
And Kim Vo, bless his heart, has taken the Britney failure a lot harder than expected. It's OK that you couldn't fix that tranny mess, honey — her hair is something that can only be tamed by Ken Paves. That doesn't mean you need to show up with "Viva Perez" sharpie'd on your shirt.
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are in Japan to promote Jumper, and it seems our lady decided to change up her hairstyle. We can't decide if it's…
a) Her real hair
b) Ken Paves extensions
c) A wig from the 99 cent store
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No, this picture isn't from an episode of Cheaters. The creepy paparazzi snapped this yesterday while Britney Spears got her hair fixed in LA by Kim Vo. Again?! Was he re-greasing her bald spot?
Hair issues aside, Brit had a rough day yesterday: Although she got herself a new lawyer, things stayed the same in her custody hearing.
Although K-Fed and his lawyers claimed to want Britney to see the kids, both sides couldn't reach an agreement. So things will stay the way they are for awhile.
Those kids don't need to see Britney yet. Not until Ken Paves can get rid of that rodent on top of her head — it's scaring us. There's no telling what kind of traumatic effect it could have on her babies. They already have to deal with K-Fed's faux-hawk.
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What the hell is wrong with Kim Vo, hairstylist to the stars? He was supposed to come in and fix that awful weave Britney has been sporting, and now it just looks worse. If that's possible.
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Despite the report in OK! claiming Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson, the two were spotted out in Hollywood last night catching an 80s metal band at The Key Club with hairstylist Ken Paves.
Jessica obviously had a good time, as she needed to be helped out of the club by an army of men. Not spotted was Papa Joe — perhaps he was sick?
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It used to be a man could get his kicks mainlining speedballs until he was puking on the strippers, but then we let the PC liberals into office, and they promptly closed the Fun Store and opened rehab in its place. Now all that's left is hair bleach and virgin daiquiris. Oh, Robert Downey Jr! The glimmer in your eye is gone, friend.
After the jump, more sober fun with Blondie.
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That guy Ken Paves should start a cult. Anyone that can convince people to sit around for four hours—sometimes eight—and then part with hundreds of dollars for something that will be different in a week has powers of persuasion that the Krishnas would kill for.
• Does K-Fed really have a new girlfriend? Cause all Britney's got is Paris F-ing Hilton. [DListed]
• What Will Jay Say? [BWE]
• They're Paris Hilton and they can do what they want. [X17]
• Ken Paves keeps his bitches in line. [A Socialite's Life]
• Meet the Gyllenhaal posse, plus the new mini one. [PopSugar]
• Nicole Richie looks good as jail bait. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]
• Only one month left for Ashlee Simpson to get in her record breaking third NJ of 2006. [CityRag]
• More new Gwen Stefani for ya. [Popbytes]
• Anderson Cooper is hard to resist. [Metadish]
Ken Paves had all of his bitches in like for the opening of his new Salon in LA yesterday. Musta been a real laugh riot, what with Newly single Eva Longoria, publicly depressed (not to mention FUPA-tacular) Jessica Simpson, and also recently divorced Carmen Electra. Wheee.
• Now you, too, can have what looks like a dead animal on your head, just like Jessica Simpson. [DListed]
• Kevin Federline not only acts like a weasel, but he looks like one too. [CityRag]
• Have I been misjudging Sienna Miller? Is she really a talented actress? No. Couldn't be. [Egotastic]
• Beyonce is going to show that Rihanna bitch once and for all by having the biggest wedding ever to Jay-Z. Ev-er. [Celebitchy]
• Watch out boys, Jessica Alba is dangerous. No, really, she's sent many men to the hospital while filming fight scenes. [A Socialite's Life]
• Ashlee Simpson on Broadway. What's wrong with this picture? [PopSugar]
• What's better than sitting through Snakes on a Plane? Doing so with actual snakes in the theatre. [Yeeeah]
• …or doing it with a SoaP tattoo on your arm, I suppose. [BWE]
Jessica Simpson hopped down to Cabo with her closest entourage to celebrate her 26th birthday this weekend. Her mother, Tina, was there along with tagalong CaCee Cobb and hair stylist/follower Ken Paves. I assume Joe was not there as he had to keep a (very, very) close eye on Project #2, Ashlee. I've never seen Jessica so shy with her bikini-bod, but we all have our days I suppose. Judging from her ability to keep the sunglasses on, she's clearly drunkwasted and is probably losing her suit in some capacity under that cover-up.
In other Jessica news, hope springs eternal for a Minnillo/Simpson showdown. As People reports, Jessica is slated to cohost the Teen Choice Awards next month where she is also a nominee. Both Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are nominated for awards as well. And though I'm sure they'll avoid each other like trans fat, fingers crossed that Jessica at least has to utter Vanessa's name at some point in the ceremony. August 20, you cannot come fast enough,
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At this point, it's almost like Jessica Simpson wants us to know that her hair is not naturally blonde. Come on Ken Paves, if Jessica is your fucking 'muse' as you say she is, spend more effort making her hair a uniform color from roots to ends. Or not even more time, how about any time. Any time at all.
Jessica's life seems entirely depressing these days, what with no one wanting to date her, Nick Lachey's new relationship, having no friends, and basically getting no public support, but at least she was able to put on a happy (and goofy) face, roots and all, at this T-Mobile Sidekick III event. And look, she even has Eva Longoria by her side. Usually I wouldn't wish Longoria on anyone, but Jess really needs a new girl friend to annoy, I mean shop with.
Nick, on the other hand, is full steam ahead with his Jessica replacement (in the most literal, creepy, act like my ex-wife in my music video way) Vanessa Minnillo. The two had a hot weekend in (Ed: oops) Toronto according to Us Weekly:
After Lachey rehearsed “What’s Left of Me” onstage, Minnillo, 25 - who sang along on the sidelines - “was beaming,” says a source. “She shouted, ‘I loved it!’ He then gave her a bearhug.”
The duo later headed to club Mink, where Minnillo danced to Nelly’s “Hot in Herre” as Lachey sat and watched. After 3 a.m., the pair retired to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel. The following day, Lachey and Minnillo went to the Courthouse Chamber Lounge, where, a source says, “they were fully making out. Clearly they were both having a good time.”
Aww, how sweet. I wonder how Ms. Minnillo will act on TRL when Jessica's new video hits the charts. Her single does come out this Friday, so it's only a matter of time now.
I see hair dresser Ken Paves. I see a hot blond Simpson. So here we are on the set of Jessic–wait, what? Ashlee Simpson's video shoot for her new single "Invincible"? Thanks to Ashlee giving in to pressure to become more cookie cutter attractive, or look more like Jessica, I can hardly tell one Simpson-bot from the other.
Daddy must be so proud.
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