An online ticketing venue is recruiting Jonas Brothers fans (that's going to be a difficult task) to be a part of the band's outdoor VMA performance — and to sweeten the deal, fans are promised "the Top-Secret Finale Performance" (in all caps, of course). Except we have a feeling what this big secret is, and everybody knows about it. Thanks, Kim Vo.
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BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS 'CHIC' LIKE A SIDE PONY "Kim Vo … told E! News exclusively that he just may be creating three VMA looks for [Britney Spears]. … The first look would obviously be for the red carpet. Vo says he and Brit are still 'feeling out' ideas about how that will look. The second style would be for the show itself, probably something 'more chic, like a side ponytail.' And look No. 3 would be for her PERFORMANCE! That’s right, we said performance. For such an event, Vo and Brit want something 'more quintessential Britney.'"
Guess who turned 30 years old over the weekend! Give up? It's this beautiful human being at left.
Perez Hilton celebrated what he called his "Quinceanera Part 2" at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel — yes, the Beverly Wilshire actually let this man on the premises. Don't ask us why.
In honor of this special occasion, "friends" of Perez showed up to take pictures on the red carpet and make nice with the man who could potentially ruin their reputations. The typical famewhores were in attendance, including Speidi, Nick Cannon, Jerry O'Connell and Harvey Levin … but Marc Jacobs? We are disappointed in you.
And Kim Vo, bless his heart, has taken the Britney failure a lot harder than expected. It's OK that you couldn't fix that tranny mess, honey — her hair is something that can only be tamed by Ken Paves. That doesn't mean you need to show up with "Viva Perez" sharpie'd on your shirt.
No, this picture isn't from an episode of Cheaters. The creepy paparazzi snapped this yesterday while Britney Spears got her hair fixed in LA by Kim Vo. Again?! Was he re-greasing her bald spot?
Hair issues aside, Brit had a rough day yesterday: Although she got herself a new lawyer, things stayed the same in her custody hearing.
Although K-Fed and his lawyers claimed to want Britney to see the kids, both sides couldn't reach an agreement. So things will stay the way they are for awhile.
Those kids don't need to see Britney yet. Not until Ken Paves can get rid of that rodent on top of her head — it's scaring us. There's no telling what kind of traumatic effect it could have on her babies. They already have to deal with K-Fed's faux-hawk.
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