Is this stupid? Cute? Skewed is probably sufficient.
More of the elder conspicuous consumer under here.
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Buying a $900 baby stroller means that, pound for pound, you're just as vanity-driven as that jackass Simon Cowell and his stupid $1.5 million land rocket.
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Of course, not everyone has the luxury of being able to step over Fashion Week as if it were an errant mess on a city sidewalk. Occasionally, notable people are present for – and even active participants in – the clamorous, glamorous hubbub. To these precious few we briefly offer our attention and pity.
After the jump, highlights from Gwen Stefani's retro yet accessible LAMB show. Never you mind that most of the pieces look to require that the wearer have a secret eating disorder. Oh, the patterns!
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Look at how surprised her kid gets when Gwen Stefani only takes half an hour to get ready.
Several more after the jump.
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Last Friday, Gwen Stefani allowed one of the members of her Asian posse to break the fourth wall and get married. Music (real name Rino Nakasone) was wed before Stefani and family and the other three Harajuku Girls that compose Stefani's minstrely backing troupe: Love, Angel and Baby. Sources say the otherwise dignified ceremony became mildly awkward when Stefani asked where all the samurai were.



