• Kim Kardashian still doesn't know how to properly use her assets. [HT]
• Scarlett Johansson wants you to know she is not the Statue of Liberty. Common misconception. [INO]
• Why, Brad Pitt? Why? [PS]
• Brooke Hogan confirms that her breasts are real. That doesn't change the fact that she looks mannish. [Yeeeah]
• Kirk Cameron refuses to kiss another woman, even if it means being a diva on set. [DListed]
• The Mac guy finally wised up and split with Kirsten Dunst. [ICYDK]
So last night I was invited to the premiere of Hounddog, the film that caused a lot of controversy a while back because it features a Dakota Fanning rape scene. After watching the movie, I can safely say that the fuss was overblown, but that's probably obvious at this point.
On to the good stuff: The red carpet! Where my spot along the velvet ropes was labeled "Whittle Little, Jossip.com." Awesome. CONTINUED »
Kirsten Dunst could really afford to improve her reputation in Hollywood for being an insufferable twit, especially amid recent reports that she had someone banned from the set of her latest movie after offering a small critique.
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People author Toby Young dropped by filming to see how the movie was coming along when he says he gave the director "a 'note' on [Kirsten's] performance in a particular scene." Evidently Kiki didn't take it too well and asked that he be kept off the set for the duration of filming.
Well, at least we know she gets the concept of the movie.
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Reportedly displeased with girlfriend Drew Barrymore's excessive drinking, Justin "Mac" Long dumped her and went looking for greener, more sober pastures; so it makes little sense that he's stopped to graze on noted alcohol enthusiast Kirsten Dunst.
Long and Dunst were recently spotted together at LA's Sunset Junction music festival, "making out hardcore" in the margarita line.
DOWNGRADE "Justin Long may no longer be into Drew Barrymore, but he definitely is into Kirsten Dunst. … 'Justin was holding Kirsten's hand while walking around downtown NYC in the SoHo area,' an eyewitness tells OK!. 'They looked like they had stayed out all night and Justin had bloodshot eyes, but Kirsten was all over him and kept leaning in to kiss him.'"
Apparently, people are still listening to Coldplay. We thought that was something one abandoned after undergrad, like using "party" as a verb and drinking grain alcohol. But, no, the pop rockers put on a free show at Madison Square Garden Monday night and a lot of adults showed up—some of them famous, many of them models. Click through to see what type of person sits through an entire Coldplay concert.
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DO YOU BELIEVE HER? "Kirsten Dunst is opening up about why she checked into a Utah treatment center last year. 'I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse,' the actress, 26, tells E! in a new interview. 'I went there for depression.'"
ANOTHER SUCCESS STORY "Recently rehabbed Kirsten Dunst partied hard last week for her 26th birthday. … We can't say for sure what the newly sober Dunst was consuming, but spies say the actress looked a lot worse for the wear as she tumbled out on to the street hours after midnight, with girlfriends gripping her arm."
• Paris Hilton's birthday video: You've seen the pictures, now feel free to shudder while viewing the sluggish footage. [YouTube]
• Even soap opera stars do drugs. Who knew they got paid enough? [JJD]
• Can you believe it? Jake Gyllenhaal left Kirsten Dunst because she partied too much. We would have never guessed. [Us]
• We would try out for America's Next Top Model if we were guaranteed a shoot with Nigel Barker. And Tyra would have to promise never to poop in or remove her pants. [BuddyTV]
• Aretha Franklin can't catch a break, nor can those poor puppies she used to make her coat. [SH]
• The movie Heath Ledger was filming during the time of his death will bring on three Hollywood A-listers to continue his role. Wait … Heath Ledger died? Why didn't anyone tell us? [BBC]
• Evidently Details magazine is the place to be if you are a gay actor trying to act straight. [Details]
• We feel another Shanna Moakler-Paris Hilton fight brewing. [DListed]
Eva Mendes left Utah's Cirque Lodge yesterday after weeks of treatment and flew back to LA. Coincidentally, this was the same day that Kirsten Dunst checked into the same facility.
Sources are saying Eva left to attend to some personal business but will return to rehab shortly. They forgot to mention that she will check back in when Kirsten takes her snaggle tooth and gets the hell out of Utah.
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• Original emo! Suck it, Wentz! [Queerty]
• Kirsten Dunst is in Cirque Lodge with Eva Mendes. It's the newest hot spot! Put it in your BlackBerrys, biatches. [DListed]
• Those stems! [CityRag]
• Fall fashion rundown! Do you love it yet? Do you finally believe in it? [PS]
• Christina Aguilera voted. Diddy, a man of his word, said he will spare her. [HT]
• Desperate airbrushing. [INO]
• First pictures of the uncrazy Britney Spears. [ICYDK]
• Here's the song that's convincing impulsive hipsters to part with thousands of dollars for a computer that won't even play a CD!!!!!!!!! [Queerty]
• Bigotry thrives again in Mississippi. [DListed]
• Britney Spears' dad now temporarily controls all her assets. She is 26. [PS]
• Kirsten Dunst is now also on the verge of a breakdown. Would you please remind us why people want to be famous? [Yeeeah]
• Fact: Alicia Keys is the most underrated beauty in entertainment. [INO]
• Lindsay Lohan's in traffic school! Hellooooooo, sitcom writers? Are you listening? Something for after the strike. [ICYDK]
• We're skeptical about the benefits of aerobic striptease. Sorry, but it seems ridiculous. Prove us wrong. [HT]
• Interspecies love connections. Cutest link ever! [CityRag]
• Scared yet: "The economy lost 17,000 jobs in January, the Labor Department reported on Friday, the first monthly decline in four years and the most striking evidence yet that the United States may be slipping into a recession." [NYT]
• Food for thought on Super Bowl weekend. [Jezebel]
Good news: Kirsten Dunst is being distracted from movie making. This is for the current Miu Miu campaign, but there could be others on the horizon. Keep your fingers crossed!
Radar has compiled a collection of photographs that project what some celebrities would look like after undergoing surgery to even out their "imperfections." It's another great argument against plastic surgery and it's funny to know that, no matter what, Zach Braff will always look a little off.
• When they're not armed, gullible people are funny. [CH via CityRag]
• Paris is again trying her hand at singing. Lucky us! [DListed]
• Celebrity Math divides—and then conquers—Dunst. [BWE]
• Tara Reid once again proving why cosmetic surgery is usually wasteful bullshit. [HT]
• Megan Fox pulling a Jessica Simpson. [ICYDK]
• Finally, something besides The Critic for which you can love Jon Lovitz. [Yeeeah]
Perhaps Kirsten has a reason to drink and Tobey has a reason to be pissed: Spider-Man 3 is shit!
Of Maguire, the New York Times writes, "…simply widening your eyes to attract attention does not cut it when you’re over 30," and of the movie in general, a friend of mine who saw the midnight showing last evening says, "…there is no excuse for the shit that was spewed at my eyeballs for the last two hours." Ouch!
With great hype comes great letdown.
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Because a loving God wouldn't drown the earth in blond drunks, some of the craftier ones have to be doing double duty in order to imbrue as much territory as possible. That's why these "two" are never hanging out!
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• Cheating on Brad Pitt is the biggest "Fuck off" in the history of middle fingers. [Us]
• "Seeing Streisand is like seeing Elvis"? Elvis had much bigger boobs. [DListed]
• After saturating the US lad mag market, Carmen's turned to Russia…with silicone. [CityRag]
• Dunst delivers on the "No way you can get any lower" bet. [Yeeeah]
• Drew at the Lucky You premier. Lucky Spike. [ICYDK]
• Fergie tries the high-waisted overalls on for size. [HT]
• New military policy dictates that soldiers must now get permission to publish blogs and send personal e-mails, putting the war one step closer to Oceania v Iraq. [Jossip]
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