• Check out Kobe throwing a towel in that woman's face! Humiliating and hilarious. [DListed]

• Apparently, Ashton Kutcher still "acts." Who knew? [PS]

• Carmen Electra doing what she does: sitting, smiling and exposing. [HT]

• Who is keeping Ghost Whisperer on the air, and is Ghost Whisperer their only friend? [INO]

• "Mary Kate Olsen's Awful Plastic Surgery" [CityRag]

• Carrie Bradshaw was a total copycat! [ICYDK]

• "Big Butts En Vogue in Ivory Coast" [SH]

Jake Gyllenhaal, Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong are quite the middle-school-girl-style BFFs these days. You know, they meet and get all giddy and want to spend every second together to talk shit about all their other friends or girls and have sleepovers where they stay up all night painting each other's toenails and practicing making out. Last night the three amigos hit up the ESPY Awards where Lance was both the host and a winner.

The talented athletes and beautiful gift-bag desiring celebrities gathered in Los Angeles for the award show. Other ESPY Award non-athlete attendees included Keifer Sutherland in formal (read: black) denim, Janet Jackson, Kathy Griffin, Carmen "Publicity Monger" Elektra, and Ben Stiller. Everyone looked great, and how many other places could Will Ferrell, Danica Patrick and Ludacris get stuck in conversation together?