'Hey Little Guy, What's Going On Down There?'

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My future husband Joel McHale paid a visit to the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson for no apparent reason other than to make me fall in love with him all over again. I’d suggest waiting until the six minute mark, where he provides the most accurate description of Ryan Seacrest I’ve ever heard.

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Jun 4, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 5 Responses
End Of Days

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It has descended upon us: The Sex and the City movie premiered last night in New York City, much to the delight of … Eli Manning? He was one of the guests in attendance, for reasons unknown, at the type of over-the-top shindig that should only be reserved for stuff like the second coming of Xenu.

The pictures (and there are many) are after the jump.

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May 28, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 3 Responses
Like You Don't Already Know The Entire Plot
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We’re surprised it took this long for spoiler-ish clips from the upcoming Sex and the City movie to hit the Web. Three new scenes are up, and they really don’t give too much away unless you’ve managed to hide from all the photos of the cast filming scenes for the movie. Our review: The trailer was way better.

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May 20, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 7 Responses
Is It Over Yet?

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The Sex and the City ladies are now taking Germany by storm, and thank goodness Sarah Jessica Parker decided against wearing another bird on her head. And is it just us, or is it odd that the movie still has yet to premiere in the city in which it’s based?

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May 15, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 5 Responses
Representing Women Everywhere

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OMG, it’s finally here! The Sex and the City movie premiered today in London, because that totally makes sense, what with the movie being based in New York City and all. As expected, Sarah Jessica Parker stole the spotlight — much to the other stars’ dismay — with a ridiculous bird on top of her head.

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May 12, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 12 Responses

ON ‘SEX’ AND DEATH “It’s just a bad, bad, bad rumor. It’s an upsetting rumor that Michael [Patrick King] would be like, ‘Yes, we’re going to work for four years to get the movie made and then Charlotte, who has wanted to have a baby her whole entire life, is going to die in childbirth.’ Like, he’s not that sadistic, you know? And I’m really glad he’s not. He’s a little bit … but he’s not that mean. I mean, that would be bad.”

May 12, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · Respond
The Second Sex

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The women on Sex and the City hate each other even more than the terrorists hate them and their freewheeling, leg-baring ways. You know this and we know this, which means the producers behind the SATC movie definitely know this. Knowing this, why do the producers seem to intentionally divide the stars even further? Publicity, m’man! Because kinship and harmony don’t mean dick when it comes to profits.

Headlining the Sex and the City movie has its perks: adoring fans, characters that fit like a glove, slipping into the latest fashions and then keeping the clothes. Right? Right?

Not so fast! Kristin Davis and Kim Cattrall were shocked—shocked—when they actually couldn’t collect their fashionable duds.

“It’s in the contract that we get to keep our outfits, which is a fantastic thing, except that, for me, all of my outfits were samples,” Davis told E! News this week, at the movie’s press day. “I kept my running pants, which I love and wear them a lot, but I was like, Where are my clothes?”

As for Sarah Jessica Parker, she kept everything that wasn’t borrowed, just like back in Sex’s heyday. “I had done that over the course of the series,” she revealed. And it turned out to be très beneficial to have Carrie Bradshaw’s “vintage” clothes during one of the movie’s key montages.

“I got to keep almost everything,” said Cynthia Nixon.

May 8, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 7 Responses
Lucky Lady

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Scarlett Johansson wasted no time in debuting her engagement ring from fiancé Ryan Reynolds at last night’s Costume Institute Gala at NYC’s Metropolitan Museum of Art. Pretty much every celebrity you can imagine was in attendance (except for Reynolds), and 95 percent of the wardrobe choices made our heart cry.

Click through for more pictures than you could have ever asked for.

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May 6, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 10 Responses

WHAT COULD IT MEAN?!?!?! ” … Sarah Jessica Parker [and] her co-stars Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon … dismissed talk of past feuds when they signed on to make the avidly awaited [Sex and the City] movie sequel. But many took notice that Parker was seated at a separate table from her co-stars at a gala Monday night. While Parker shared pleasantries with Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes, Davis, Nixon and Cattrall sat together, away from her … ” Why don’t these catty women want to be together at all times?

Apr 9, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 2 Responses

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Is this the real Kanye West or a new wax figurine?

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Apr 4, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 6 Responses
Can This Movie Be Over Already?

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The Sex and the City movie won’t premiere until next month, but the four stars are already gearing up the publicity machine by getting into more petty catfights.

This time it’s not Kim Cattrall being shunned — it’s Sarah Jessica Parker, who had the audacity to get offers of designer dresses to wear to the movie’s May premiere. One label even went so far as to make a deal with SJP: Wear the designer’s clothes to the bash, and Sarah Jessica’s son will be stocked with a lifetime supply of outfits.

Naturally, this has made the other three ladies jealous — because why act mature and recognize that Carrie is the star of the show when you can get angry over a petty situation? As a result, a source says the women are refusing to arrive at the premiere in the same white limo.

There is huge rivalry about who is wearing what. It’s insane. … Now they have demanded that they have their own individual cars so each star can have their own five minutes on the carpet with all eyes on them — rather than SJP getting all the attention. It’s turning into a logistical nightmare.

Here’s the good news: These ladies serve as role models for a vast majority of single women in their 20s.

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Apr 1, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 5 Responses
Nobody Wants To See That

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Kristin Davis, the Sex and the City actress responsible for kicking off this week’s sex tape/photo scandals, is still denying it’s her in the pictures that have been making the rounds on the Internet. At this point she’s the only one who thinks it isn’t her in the photos, because we all have eyes.

But the biggest mystery involves the anonymous man also starring in the pictures — and why they are just now being released (besides, of course, to drum up publicity for the SATC movie). Page Six has identified the man as Eric Stapleman, a Santa Fe “no-scent” restaurant owner. Which kind of automatically makes him a tool.

Stapleman is claiming he gave the photos to a friend because he was mad at Kristin. Naturally. Then someone stole the shots from said friend, and voila! Instant publicity for a middle-aged has-been.

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Mar 21, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 36 Responses
Great Orators of the 21st Century

• If you haven’t yet, watch it, regardless of your political beliefs. [BO]

• New information says it is Charlotte in those nakey pics! [DListed]

Dog’s weren’t meant for handbags. How are the models not getting this? [PS]

• “Secret Celebrity Piercings” Most aren’t really a secret, but whatever. [CityRag]

Minnie Driver’s gained a baby yet seems to have lost a career, which is probably better for the baby. [INO]

James Van Der Beek still looks like Dawson. Weird. [ICYDK]

• These days they’ll give anybody a blog: Kim Kardashian joins us on the Internets. [HT]

Mar 18, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 12 Responses

CHARLOTTE IS A LADY “Monday afternoon, some fuzzy — and certainly not safe for work — photos began to spread like wildfire on the Internet claiming to be shots of Sex and the City star Kristin Davis caught in the middle of a very private act. … ‘This is not a photo of Kristin Davis,’ a rep for the actress tells OK!. ‘There is no sex tape.’”

Mar 18, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 4 Responses
Fun for Language Nerds of All Ages!

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• Hey, it’s a nominative determinism gallery! [CityRag]

Charlotte York has a sex tape!!!!???!?!?!?!??! [DListed]

Jennifer Aniston and her “ridiculous body.” We’re not sure if that’s a compliment. [PS]

Tara Reid and her ridiculous body. That’s definitely not a compliment. [HT]

David Beckham’s new tattoo supposedly reads as follows: “Birth ’til Death, rich or poor, it’s all up to God.” Profound. [INO]

• Thanks for this, tabloids: “Angelina Jolie buys Shiloh Cheetoes” [ICYDK]

Mar 17, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 27 Responses
White? Come On!

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Many spoiler photos under here.

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Oct 3, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 44 Responses

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Radioman here is a staple on New York City’s film sets. Seriously (a website is the litmus test for legitimacy in the 21st century). I’ve got no idea what purpose – if any – he serves on them, though here, on the Sex and the City: The Movie shoot, it looks as if he’s there to stare menacingly and unnerve the extras.

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Sep 22, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 10 Responses

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Now that Kim Cattrall of Mannequin fame, pictured here last month in London, has finally signed on to star in the Sex and the City movie, producers and cast alike wait to hear whether or not the show’s menfolk will agree to star in the film.

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Jul 11, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 4 Responses