Here’s the first picture to surface of Josh Brolin and Elizabeth Banks as George W and Laura Bush in W.

Nice resemblance; too bad the Oliver Stone film’s script seems to have been written by a Freshman English major with a chip on his shoulder.

That wacky Ellen DeGeneres convinced Jenna Bush to ring her father, POTUS George W Bush, during a live taping of DeGeneres’ show yesterday.

After some gentle prodding from Hollywood’s most beloved lesbian and her wide-eyed audience, Jenna called the First Family’s private telephone line for a chat.

Nervously waiting for her parents to get on the line, Jenna said, “They’re going to kill me.” Horse feathers! Everyone knows they only kill other people’s kids.

Headline on Your Shoulders is extremely infrequent and, because of this, a winner wasn’t announced for the last one, nor will it be. However, a winner will be announced this round. We promise. So take your best shot, because the photo is too good to only let the few here at Jossip have at it. If you’re unsure what “it” is, it’s First Lady Laura Bush among a breast cancer awareness group in the United Arab Emirates. It’s a good cause, but the photo sure does look like these last seven years have felt. Good luck.

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