• Christina Aguilera's new perfume ad inspires us to vomit. [Yeeeah]

• As of right now Amy Winehouse is back in rehab. Not sure how long that's going to last, but the facility is right next to Blake Incarcerated, which sounds like a bad idea. [INO]

• When Ellen DeGeneres blogs, we listen. [PS]

• Jon Voight has some harsh words for Roseanne. [DListed]

• Heidi Montag is now claiming she's a virgin. Uh, did she forget all those interviews she gave talking about having sex with Spencer — and the infamous Season 2 pregnancy test? [ICYDK]

• The Real World: Brooklyn reportedly sucks, and it hasn't even finished filming yet. We could have told you that. [CityRag]

• Lily Allen has been taking cues from Amy Winehouse. [ICYDK]

• Jennifer Lopez doesn't understand why Michael Phelps is getting more attention than her. [Yeeeah]

• Victoria Beckham is offended by accusations that she takes diet pills. Would it be better for us to assume she simply doesn't eat? [INO]

• Lance Bass will show up at any birthday party if there's cameras involved. [DListed]

• People only care about Audrina Patridge if she's wearing a swimsuit. [HT]

• Ashlee Simpson would make a cute pregnant person if she would just take off that stupid hat every once in a while. [PS]

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• If Tom Cruise allowed Katie Holmes to drink alcohol. [CityRag]

• Most bizarre feud ever: Roseanne vs. Angelina Jolie. [INO]

• Tori Spelling reminds us of why plastic surgery isn't always the answer. [Yeeeah]

• When did Lauren Conrad turn into Ashlee Simpson? [PS]

• Malaysia thinks Avril Lavigne is "too sexy." That makes one of us. [ICYDK]

• Jennifer Lopez is training for a triathlon, but we have a feeling this will never come to fruition. [DListed]

• The new 90210 promo seems fresh and innovative. Just kidding, it's more of the same. [DListed]

• Sienna Miller's mother thinks we're all terrible people. Hey, we're not the ones who raised her. [Yeeeah]

• We get that Selma Blair is in costume, but … no. [HT]

• Um, DMX was arrested. Again. We have no words. [ICYDK]

• Nicole Richie gives Ashlee Simpson tips on mothering and, we're assuming, how to lose all that pregnancy weight. [PS]

• Police have said there wasn't enough evidence to convict Christian Bale of assault. That's what we like to hear. [INO]

• For those who spend a lot of time checking out Kim Kardashian's assets. [CityRag]

• Did Jennifer Aniston get her lips pumped? Does anyone care? [INO]

• Diddy thinks sex should be an Olympic sport. Naturally. [DListed]

• Jessica Simpson says she was bullied in high school — but only because people were jealous of how perfect she is. [ICYDK]

• James Franco says he hasn't done drugs since high school. [PS]

• Paris Hilton is being sued for failing to promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This!, not that she would have convinced anyone to actually watch that horrible movie. [Yeeeah]

• Jessica Simpson attempts her best "sexy" face. [HT]

• "Ali Lohan is ready to follow in big sis Lindsay's musical footsteps" is not a compliment, Ali. Sorry. [INO]

• What the hell happened to Jake Gyllenhaal? [ICYDK]

• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got matching tattoos, because that's what BFFs do. [Yeeeah]

• Sacha Baron Cohen's daughter: A mini-Borat. [PS]

• The next classic Hollywood has decided to destroy: The Witches of Eastwick. We give up. [DListed]

• It's safe to say America Ferrera really hates Blake Lively. [DListed]

• Javier Bardem's mother proudly watched him strip before making it big in Hollywood. Um, OK? [ICYDK]

• Two of our favorite things combined. How did we not know about this earlier? [CityRag]

• Mmmmm, George Clooney. [PS]

• Matthew McConaughey plans to plant baby Levi's placenta in an orchard. In other news, we just vomited. [Yeeeah]

• James Franco should be President: "If you’re ever out of work, make a sign — 'Homeless, Please Help.'" [INO]

• One of the fattest cats in America, who was abandoned in New Jersey, found a home. Aww. [DListed]

• Pink has some harsh words — via song — for ex Corey Hart. [INO]

• Kim Kardashian takes a break from her hard life to be photographed at the beach. [Yeeeah]

• Denise Richards' reality show may not come back for a second season. We weren't even aware someone was stupid enough to consider it. [ICYDK]

• Who hasn't seen Lindsay Lohan's funbags? [HT]

• Seal and Heidi Klum's family vacation is cuter than yours. [PS]

• It's the first picture of Nicole Kidman's baby Sunday. Except … we can't see her. At all. [DListed]

• Shia LaBeouf will not have his pinky finger amputated. That sound you hear is the entire Indiana Jones cast and crew breathing a huge sigh of relief. [ICYDK]

• Ashley Olsen has decided Starbucks is so 2007. [PS]

• Saint Angelina Jolie will build an AIDS clinic in daughter Zahara's homeland of Ethiopia. She really can do no wrong as of late. [INO]

• Jessica Alba popped out her baby and got back on the chair. [CityRag]

• Naked pictures of a 2004 Christina Aguilera would be more exciting if it were, you know, four years ago. [Yeeeah]

• The Katie Holmes look is hitting stores. [INO]

• Suri Cruise: Still adorable, still on the bottle, still the second coming of Xenu. [PS]

• Jennifer Aniston wants to have John Mayer's children and "can't wait for Brad Pitt to see pictures of her holding her own baby." All the right reasons. [DListed]

• Jenna Jameson is pregnant. God help us all. [Yeeeah]

• Rihanna and Chris Brown may or may not be dating and now they may or may not be engaged. [ICYDK]

• Introducing the newest problem faced by our youth: Puppy Gangs. [CityRag]

• We need to print this drunken celebrity collage so we can frame it to hang in the living room. [CityRag]

• The cast of Grey's Anatomy is back to filming. That includes Katherine Heigl, unfortunately. [PS]

• The models who hand out the Emmy Awards will be clothed in Lauren Conrad's line. This has officially gotten out of hand. [INO]

• Two girls kissing has lost its shock value thanks to Madonna and Britney (not to mention drunken college girls), but we give Aubrey O'Day an A for effort. [DListed]

• 50 Cent got his son back with a minimum amount of drama. [ICYDK]

• The Brangelina Wonder Twins were not conceived via in vitro fertilization. Thank goodness that was cleared up. [Yeeeah]

• Eva Mendes flashes everyone for half a second in her new Calvin Klein commercial. Predictably, the world is going nuts. (Slightly NSFW) [ICYDK]

• Terrible idea of the day: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are planning to get married. Oh, and it's going to coincide with her album release, of course. [INO]

• Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal will not be getting married this winter. Why anybody cares is beyond us. [PS]

• More proof of the end of days: Justin Timberlake might host the Oscars. [DListed]

• Balthazar Getty finally wised up and dumped Sienna Miller. [Yeeeah]

• Just what we've always wanted: A gallery of Chris Brown's tattoos. [CityRag]

• Elisabeth Hasslebeck comes off looking dumber than ever. [INO]

• Larry King fans have too much time on their hands. [CityRag]

• Why this Sunday will be more blessed than usual. [DListed]

• Christina Aguilera couldn't stay away from that obnoxious red lipstick. [PS]

• Adam Sandler runs errands in the same outfit he wore to his movie premiere, which lets you know how much he cares about You Don't Mess with the Zohan. [ICYDK]

• Miley Cyrus' handlers need to tell her to just stop talking. [Yeeeah]

• Liz Taylor is have health troubles. But can she still howl? [DListed]

• Britney Spears has a new man. [Yeeeah]

• Miley Cyrus wants her brother to stay out of Hollywood, presumably so he doesn't steal her spotlight. [ICYDK]

• Kendra Wilkinson wears a short skirt for charity. [HT]

• Casting rumors for the next Batman movie: Who's going to play The Riddler? [INO]

• Mary-Kate Olsen's bringing the 90s — and our desire to vomit — back. [PS]

• Yesterday's LA earthquake had the nerve to interrupt a Judge Judy filming. [DListed]

• PETA drove Corey Feldman to get liposuction. Interesting, PETA just drives us to violence. [ICYDK]

• We never get tired of cute kitten videos. [CityRag]

• Our prayers have been answered: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have left New York City. [PS]

• Carmen Electra gets back to doing what she does best. [INO]

• Britney Spears is paying $22,000 a month to get her old body back, which is about $21,900 more than she should be spending. [Yeeeah]

• The latest round of leaked Miley Cyrus photos make us feel like we're on To Catch a Predator. [Yeeeah]

• Mario Lopez looks like a d-bag even when he's just standing still. [INO]

• Jennifer Lopez won't let those pesky twins keep her from starring in box office failures. [DListed]

• There's rumors of childish drama on the set of Gossip Girl. Um, obviously. [PS]

• Jenna Jameson's covered in blood but still working the pole. Commitment. [HT]

• Nevermind, Madonna and Guy Ritchie won't be renewing their vows after all. Let the divorce rumors recommence. [ICYDK]

• The latest D-list feud: Kim Kardashian vs. Shanna Moakler. Choose your side. [Yeeeah]

• Tila Tequila: "I'm shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don't have that." [CityRag]

• Brooke Hogan claimed her dad was abusive, but now that she's mad at her mom she says she made it all up. Oooookay. [ICYDK]

• A fight broke out at Brad and Angelina's residence. [DListed]

• Mischa Barton was dropped by her agency. Wait, she had agents? [INO]

• This is quite possibly the ugliest dress we've seen in a while. [PS]

• It's safe to say Sears has officially given up on trying to sell clothes. [INO]

• Ashlee Simpson's belly seemingly grew 10 sizes overnight. [PS]

• Sienna Miller gets "digitally enhanced." (NSFW) [Yeeeah]

• Jessica Simpson and her dog Daisy have arrived in NYC. Where is Tony Romo? Isn't he supposed to be carrying Daisy around? [HT]

• Angelina Jolie got pregnant by in vitro fertilization. Also, the sky is blue. [DListed]

• 50 Cent has moved on from his feud with Kanye West to take on Taco Bell. [ICYDK]