Yeah, I'm still watching The Hills. Despite telling everyone it's for work, I know I am completely addicted. It gets worse — and less realistic — by the episode, which sends me into a blind rage in which I am forced to remind myself that my time would be better spent watching milk curdle, but I always come back for more.
So on last night's episode, Heidi's sister Holly (whom Spencer kicked out of the couple's apartment) decided to crash at Lauren and Lo's house after Audrina moved out. Shocking, right? Except a few of our genius readers totally predicted it. But I couldn't even let my mind shut off during the episode because I was so damn confused by the timeline. CONTINUED »
• There's nothing better than LOLCats. [CityRag]
• Lauren, Lo and Audrina all went to an LA nightclub together. This might be exciting for all two of you who have been keeping up with the LC-Audrina feud. [ICYDK]
• Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends have a criminal past. Raise your hand if you're surprised. [DListed]
• Eva Mendes has some harsh words for Jennifer Lopez. J.Lo's going to be pissed. [INO]
• Britney Spears makes us sad when she says things like this: "You’re guarded. You have to be that way, so I’m kind of stuck in this place and it’s like: How do you deal? And you just cope, and that’s what I do. I just cope with it, every day." [Yeeeah]
• Don't worry, everyone: Leonardo DiCaprio's might have saved his relationship with Bar Rafaeli. Because Leo being back on the market would just be terrible. [PS]
Audrina Patridge, the Hills hanger-on whose eyes are constantly looking up in the sky, is reportedly moving out of the house she shares with co-stars Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth — moving trucks were even spotted in front of her guest house Thursday. Rumors started flying that MTV planned to give Audrina a spin-off in light of news she was cast in the upcoming horror flick Sorority Row, but thankfully those were untrue.
But this still leaves us with an empty guesthouse in The Hills' main residence, so we've decided to play a game: Who should take Audrina's place? (Our votes: Justin Bobby or Kelly Cutrone.)
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I'm feeling honest today, so I'm about to do something therapeutic: I'm coming clean about some things I'm ashamed to admit that I enjoy. As part of my job, I have to be judgmental and critical — but sometimes I just want to confess my undying love for the celebrities and shows the public majority views as repulsive. So here's my list of six things I'm embarrassed to reveal. Admitting my problem is the first step to recovery.
Well, let's discuss the good news first: As of this very moment, there are no plans for a Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt reality show.
The bad news: There will be a Hills spin-off — focusing on Lauren Conrad's friend and co-worker Whitney Port, who has publicly said she would never move in with Lauren because she can't handle the cameras being around at all times.
MTV is prepping a show in which Whitney Port, 23, becomes bicoastal while working for fashion PR firm People’s Revolution — and befriends a group of NYC gals (including socialite Olivia Palermo).
Says the insider: 'There will be more blondes in the city than you ever expected!'
The only person less deserving of a Hills spin-off is dead-eyed Audrina Patridge. Seriously, we love Whitney and all, but there's no way she can carry an entire reality show on her own. Why not give Lo her own series? Now that we would watch. (OK, fine. We're going to watch Whit's show, too.)
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The Hills cast celebrated hanger-on Frankie Delgado's birthday last night in Las Vegas, and the event's pictures speak a thousand words … kinda. Here's what we've gathered: Audrina is back with Justin Bobby (!!!), there's still tension between Audrina and the duo of LC/Lo, Brody is still stringing Lauren along, and Stephanie Pratt is taking full advantage of her fake fight with Speidi. Oh, and Lo is still awesome.
Did we leave anything out?
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Hills resident Audrina Patridge celebrated her 23rd birthday this weekend in Las Vegas, and noticeably absent were Lauren Conrad and the show's camera crew. Could Audrina and LC be on the outs just in time for the fourth season? We sure hope so, because a Hills without Speidi and Audrina — and more Lo, Whitney and Kelly Cutrone — is a happy Hills.
Also of note: Audrina, honey, it's probably not best to wear bright pink underwear with a see-through black dress (see fourth photo). Just trying to help.
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Here's what I learned from last night's finale of The Hills: Nothing ever really happens on this show. Yes, it took me three seasons to figure that out. It finally clicked as I realized that the ending cliffhanger was part of last week's sneak peek. So, basically, the whole show was leading up to the moment we were waiting for (Lauren and Audrina's confrontation), but by the time this came to fruition, the credits were rolling. How cheap.
In other news, Heidi and Spencer were nowhere to be found during the finale party — thank goodness — and the rest of the Hills ladies wore outfits similar to what we see all the time. Yawn.
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You would think after the media overload of all things Hills-related, WireImage could get Lo Bosworth's name right. It's not like we don't see the cast more than our own family members.
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Lauren Conrad's collection debuted at LA Fashion Week last night, and LC had the support of all the usual suspects — and some surprises.
The crowd featured Lauren's family and friends, including Lo Bosworth, Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port, Stephen Colletti, Dieter Schmitz, Brody Jenner, Frankie Delgado — and Kristin Cavallari.
Kristin, who arrived wearing a Lauren Conrad original, said she and her former nemesis have been on good terms for a long time: "It's the magazines that like to make us look like [enemies]. I thought this would be a good way to support her and clear the air."
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The Hills' star Lauren Conrad is accosted by fans as she picks up her dry cleaning. If we had a dollar for every time that happened to us …
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We'll go ahead and admit it: We are obsessed with The Hills. And MTV's latest promo for Season 3's bonus episodes is pretty awesome, if you forget for a couple minutes that the entire thing is fake.
While the rest of the world is suffering from the writers strike, fans of The Hills are being treated to lots of manufactured drama for the upcoming season.
Lauren Conrad's trusty sidekick Audrina Patridge showed up to a Super Bowl afterparty sans boyfriend and, apparently, sans gag order for the upcoming season.
Audrina couldn't say much about what will unfold during season four, but she did announce that Stephen Colletti and Lo Bosworth have broken up.
Um, what? Last we heard, Stephen and LC were playing coy and making out in random venues. Lo was never a part of the equation. Either the producers are working overtime with new storylines or Audrina, bless her heart, is confused as to who her BFF is. Our money's on the latter.
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Lauren Conrad celebrated her 22nd birthday last night at LA's S bar. We're assuming she had a good time, because The Hills' starlet had to be helped out of the club and into her car. On hand for the extravaganza were Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port and Lo (!!!). Spencer and Heidi were nowhere to be found. They were probably busy staging "candid" photo shoots with the paparazzi.
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The Hills' resident starlet Lauren Conrad will be getting an overhaul in Season 4: She's leaving Teen Vogue for a new job, she's upgrading her "cramped" Hollywood apartment to a small mansion and she's ditching BFF Audrina Patridge for the much better model, Lo Bosworth. OK, that last part was wishful thinking. Lo will be joining the cast, but Audrina will still be around to date greasy losers and … well, that's about it.
Audrina confirmed that both she and Lo will be moving into Lauren's new $2 million home off Sunset Boulevard. And, apparently, Lauren still had enough money to go shopping yesterday at Bleu in LA. Those Teen Vogue interns must be paid really, really well.
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On this season's finale of The Hills, the kind and sapient Lisa Love promised Lauren Conrad, "Paris…[is] just magical. It’s just a level of sophistication that you’ve never seen before."
While a true friend would have told the truth and said, "Paris can be magical if you manage get past all the dog shit," the issue at hand is that today Page Six translated Hills-speak. In The Hills, "sophistication" means "pimping," and "that you've never seen before" means "to men you've never met."
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