Samantha, Mark and Charlotte Ronson grace the pages of the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar in a fairly boring article that only gets exciting when — who else? — Lindsay Lohan becomes the topic of conversation. Naturally, Sam played coy: "I'm not going to talk about Lindsay because she's my friend, you know? She's great. She's also 22 years old. I think people forget that." Maybe people forget she's only 22 years old because she looks 40.

So we're actually glad that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson seem to be making their not-so-secret relationship work — even though we highly doubt it will last, the two of them seem happy for the time being. But when stories like this come out (no pun intended), it's hard not to be annoyed:

Mark Ronson had two women at his feet during his deejay gig at the Hard Rock Hotel Chicago: his sister Samantha and her girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan. During Mark's set, the cuddly twosome sat underneath a table near his feet and had waiters bring them drinks. When they did come out of hiding, Sam … was 'constantly texting with Lindsay, even though Lindsay was seated on the stage near her,' laughed a witness. 'They'd text and giggle and just stare at each other.'

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• There's a reason Jay-Z raps, and he proves it during his rendition of Oasis' "Wonderwall." [PS]

• The latest, most random celebrity feud: Jessica Simpson vs. Pam Anderson. Can they both lose? [INO]

• It's been too long since we've seen inappropriate pictures of Britney Spears' special area (NSFW, obviously). [HT]

• Prince Harry is officially the best-looking one in the royal family, even when he hasn't bathed. [DListed]

• In what universe does David Hasselhoff think he's fit to record a collaboration with Mark Ronson? [ICYDK]

Do you like Mark Ronson? Do you live somewhere close to New York City? Do you want to see Mark Ronson for free in New York City this Friday? If so, head on over to our gay brother Queerty's page and answer five simple questions (using Google) about the DJ. If you win the tickets, I owe you a drink in Brooklyn after the show. I can't promise it won't be a giant Styrofoam cup of Bud I'll expect you to chug*.

_{*To claim your drink you have to find me. On Friday. In Brooklyn. OK.}

Holy cluster fuck, Pap Man!

I haven't seen such a hodge podge of celebrities since May of 1988: the last Battle of The Network Stars. Last night's post-VMA party at TAO wasn't a battle, but there may have been some casualties.

See what happens when Jermaine Dupri, Nelly and Travis Barker are picked to host an MTV party and celebrities stop being polite - and start getting drunk.

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