In its annual, consistently wrong Hot 100 list, Maxim magazine names Ashley Olsen the world’s 47th “hottest” woman, but fails to include Ashley’s twin sister, Mary Kate, anywhere on the roster.
We think Mary Kate’s omission is due to the fact that Maxim’s Hot 100 list is arbitrary and stupid, but leave it up to the New York Post to subtly suggest that it could have something to do with the young lady’s involvement in Heath Ledger’s death.
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Scarlett Johansson wasted no time in debuting her engagement ring from fiancé Ryan Reynolds at last night’s Costume Institute Gala at NYC’s Metropolitan Museum of Art. Pretty much every celebrity you can imagine was in attendance (except for Reynolds), and 95 percent of the wardrobe choices made our heart cry.
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• There’s a reason we haven’t subjected ourselves to MTV’s Rock the Cradle. Behold that reason. [DListed]
• Mary-Kate Olsen took in a hockey game last night in NYC. No word on how her frail body survived being that close to the ice. [PS]
• Sarah Jessica Parker swears she will never use plastic surgery or Botox, so you can rest assured she will likely top those “most unattractive” lists for years to come. [ICYDK]
• Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon obtained a marriage license in the Caribbean. So this whole thing is legit? Really? Really? [INO]
• We never thought we’d see the day when Britney Spears was allowed to be in a swimming pool with her two sons. [CityRag]
• Kim Kardashian spent the day around numerous wild animals, and she made it out alive. Unfortunately. [HT]
The former cast of Full House hung out at a charity event last night at LA’s Beverly Wilshire. It still boggles our mind that the Olsen twins fit right in with this group.
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Mary-Kate Olsen stole some tacky clothes from her drug dealer’s mother’s closet and proceeded to creep everyone out at a children’s benefit in New York City last night.
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As New York watches its Lower East Side, homeless junkie population gradually dwindle, it’s also seeing its Lower East Side, wealthy slummer population grow. Are the two reciprocal? Perhaps, but don’t go thinking that rich addicts aren’t also crawling all over the LES and messing up the inverse correlation. Look out hep cats, here comes the Olsen twins:
Lower East Side pub crawlers, who tend to hop from bar to bar on skateboard, were a little surprised to see two black Escalades roll up to Orchard Street dive bar Sweet Paradise at 2 a.m. Sunday. Passing up standard hot spots, Mary-Kate Olsen and her posse slummed it up with some die-hard hipsters.
Reportedly, asked by a bystander which Olsen sister was inside, someone replied, “I think it was the fat one.”
• Check out Kobe throwing a towel in that woman’s face! Humiliating and hilarious. [DListed]
• Apparently, Ashton Kutcher still “acts.” Who knew? [PS]
• Carmen Electra doing what she does: sitting, smiling and exposing. [HT]
• Who is keeping Ghost Whisperer on the air, and is Ghost Whisperer their only friend? [INO]
• “Mary Kate Olsen’s Awful Plastic Surgery” [CityRag]
• Carrie Bradshaw was a total copycat! [ICYDK]
• “Big Butts En Vogue in Ivory Coast” [SH]
This was bound to happen: Crazed Heath Ledger fans are sending hate mail and threats to Mary-Kate Olsen, whom they blame for the actor’s death.
Sources say the twin has beefed up security and is afraid to walk the streets. Like she’s big enough to even be seen by the human eye.
A lot of people who knew Heath and Mary-Kate in his last months know that they were partying together constantly. It wasn’t hard to connect the dots and run a line between Heath hooking up with Mary-Kate and his sad decline.
Ah, yes. Because little ol’ Heath was overpowered by the mighty Olsens as they forced drugs down his throat. Bullies.
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As increasingly odd information emerges concerning Heath Ledger’s death – specifically that, upon finding his lifeless body, Ledger’s masseuse called his “girlfriend,” Mary Kate Olsen, three times before calling the police – we have to suspect that something more than just the massage therapist’s behavior is amiss. (And why did Olsen dispatch her private security detail to arrive to the apartment before police?)
Funny blog 23/6 asks: “Sure, celebrities crave privacy, but really: what was she thinking?” They attempt to answer exactly that with a “Thought Process Flow-Chart,” which we’ve excerpted after the jump.
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This is the location of Heath Ledger’s death. Reports are now saying he did not expire in Mary Kate Olsen’s apartment as was originally reported.
Because Ledger has been confirmed as dead, we think the story should be over. Alas, it is not, nor will it be for days.
Actor Heath Ledger was found dead in his Manhattan apartment today. Police have said that they do not suspect foul play and that they found pills near the actor’s body. Ledger was 28.
Update: Ledger’s body was found in Mary Kate Olsen’s home.
Wonder who Mary-Louise Parker isn’t too fond of on the set of “Weeds”?
She…enjoyed a cozy dinner at the West Village’s La Palapa just before Christmas.
“…it did sound like she was none too happy with someone on her show, saying they were lacking talent, and had a sense of entitlement.”
• Two Girls One Cup set the bar for “viral videos” in 2007. Everything else is as boring as this. [BWE]
• Michael Bolton on the beach! Slow down, ladies, you’ll wreck the bandwidth. [DListed]
• A look back at the Beckhams? Nothing to see here. [PS]
• Gossip Girl guy giving groovy, grotesque glances. [EBG]
• It’s that pretty woman Paz Vega from that ugly movie Spanglish. [HT]
• Rather than mess up her toenail polish, Mary Kate Olsen risks stepping on a hypodermic needle. Priorities! So! Backwards! [INO]
• “Life’s great for Ivanka Trump, who admits there are real advantages to ‘being young, blonde and, if you will, looking a certain way.’” We will not. [ICYDK]
• “So the homecoming queen has taken to fucking the school janitor.” [Yeeeah]
• Jack Osbourne is still having trouble deciding on a face. [CityRag]
Mary Kate Olsen – the messier one – was hospitalized over the weekend after contracting a kidney infection. Her ailment is minor and the 21-year-old actress should be released in a day or two. Nevertheless, pray for her tonight; hospital food is so, so bad, and you know she needs every morsel she can get.
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Eve, you made your point and the rap thing’s now over. These days, you’re going to black tie charity functions in shimmering frocks. Get thee to a laser technician.
After the jump, many more from the 7th on Sale Black Tie Gala Dinner.
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Here’s a first glimpse at Mary Kate Olsen’s turn in the Showtime drama Weeds. Though her appearance may be brief, I feel very comfortable saying that it looks bad. What happened? She used to say, “You got it, dude,” with such ease and grace. Oh, how the baby actresses have grown into less adorable and therefore less tolerable adult actresses.
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