Problems of the Very Wealthy

Masha Markova, that little idiot careless enough to not only own an $11,000 mink coat, but also throw said coat into a “common bin” at a club where it was then stolen by Lindsay Lohan, has regained her fur. Upon its return, the 22-year-old Markova said the coat “reeked of cigarettes and booze.”
Markova and her attorney are now demanding a $10,000 “rental fee” from Lohan the thief, daughter to one of Long Island’s best mothers.


