MOVING ON UP “Playboy editor Hugh Hefner says Miley Cyrus will be ‘welcomed in the magazine’ when she’s of legal age. Hefner told Extra that the 15-year-old Hannah Montana star is a ‘very pretty lady.’”
• Alexyss K Tylor is back! And oh, God, is she NSFW. [DListed]
• “10 Tips to Rule Your Kitchen for a Girl On-the-Go“? Tip number one: stop calling yourself a “girl” before you’re old enough to have a kitchen of your own. [INO]
• Michael Lohan on ex-wife Dina’s Top Mom award: “Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself.” [ICYDK]
• Miley Cyrus‘ ratings are actually down after that whole Vanity Fair fiasco. Because, oddly enough, many people are boobs scared of boobs. [Yeeeah]
• Murakami’s at the Brooklyn Museum. Go if you’re in Brooklyn, not epileptic and interested in crazy, sexual, Japanese Manga characters. [CityRag]
• Clooney failed big and your mom and girlfriend still love him. Deal with it. [PS]
Steroid spokesperson and baseball legend Roger Clemens hasn’t had the best PR lately, and the latest revelation about an alleged affair with country singer Mindy McCready won’t help matters. The married man didn’t just participate in your usual affair — he was 28 and the father of two when he started the tryst with a 15-year-old McCready. Reports say he let her fly on his private plane (wink wink nudge nudge), scheduled rendezvouses in lavish hotels and gave her tickets to attend his baseball games. Keep in mind she was the same age as Miley Cyrus at the time and try to control your disgust.
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HE SAID, SHE SAID “Miley Cyrus is apologizing to fans ahead of the release of a controversial photograph showing the 15-year-old Disney star semi-topless in the new issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands this week. ‘I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be “artistic” and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. … I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.’ Vanity Fair editors were quick to respond: ‘Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley.’”
Miley Cyrus has gone topless for a photo shoot with Vanity Fair. She is 15 years old.
THIS WHOLE SITUATION MAKES US UNCOMFORTABLE “Fox News host Bill O’Reilly has called for a ‘conference’ to discuss new leaked photos of a lingerie-clad Miley Cyrus, 15. ‘Look, we have so few role models, particularly for little girls in this country,’ he said on his show Wednesday. ‘She is the main one. I hate to see this.’”
In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today’s Someone Haiku winner is Mags:
Shopworn and maudlin
Hands up a whores bitty dress
our dreams Leach away
Best ever? Perhaps.
New one beyond this jump.
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• Mollygood Editor Cord (seen here as an adorable youngin’) wants to know if he’s black enough for you. [SH]
• Kids are so cute: Madonna’s daughter wants to save Britney Spears. Nobody spoil it and tell her it’s impossible. [Us]
• Hulk Hogan’s new girlfriend looks just like daughter Brooke. Surprised? [INO]
• Jennifer Lopez’s nursery may kill her babies. Also a danger to the kids: Skeletor. [Jossip]
• Anyone hoping to buy Jamie Lynn Spears a baby gift, stalk away. [People]
• Sorry, Internet pedophiles: Miley Cyrus is not looking for a boyfriend online. [ICYDK]
A top photo agency head is claiming the paparazzi’s relationship with Britney Spears is weakening. “Over the weekend, there were less than a half dozen [photographers] covering Britney,” according to BuzzFoto founder Brad Elterman. “Yet there were 30 in the pack covering Miley Cyrus.” Elterman says the reason is because these Britney regulars want something “new and fresh,” which sounds a lot creepier considering Miley’s underage.
Seems the paps aren’t interested in normalcy, and instead are preparing for the next breakdown waiting to happen. So when Jamie Spears said he was going to get all the bad influences out of Brit’s life, he meant it.
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• “He died for our sins; that’s how awesome he is!” [DListed]
• Justin Timberlake has given $100,000 to a charity that supports music education. Hopefully Justin himself will benefit from the donation and learn a thing or two. [PS]
• JK Rowling used to be tremendously depressed and unable to conjure a happiness spell. [INO]
• Gwyneth Paltrow has been appointed as ambassador of the Save the Children charity, despite wickedly naming her kids Apple and Moses. [ICYDK]
• Heidi Klum, mother of three, is still allowing people to strip her down and paint her naked body. [HT]
• “4,000 Dead in Iraq: A Visual Reminder” [SH]
Every teenager’s hero, Miley Cyrus, is now the proud owner of her very own wax figure at NYC’s Madame Tussauds.
Someone forgot to tell these kids that’s not the real Miley.
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The New York Post is reporting that Nicole Kidman drank backstage at the Oscars:
Boozing backstage during the Oscarcast is a no-no. But if you’re pregnant Nicole Kidman it’s a yes-yes. She wanted white wine. She got it.
Which leads us to ask: If that were the case, why would the Post be the only news outlet reporting this? In an age where people notice if Miley Cyrus isn’t buckling her seatbelt, you mean to tell us that nobody saw Nicole drinking alcohol and did anything about it? And who would just hand a pregnant woman alcohol?
Oh, right. It’s Hollywood.
The Post: Today’s real champion of truth.
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We hear word that some oddly popular event happened last night in Los Angeles. We’re not really sure what it was all about, but we’ve got pictures of some of the self-congratulatory, insular men and women in attendance after the jump.
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt — seen here scoring a free Xbox, because we’re sure all those paparazzi photos haven’t paid that well — continue their tour of disillusion. We’re not sure if Heidi is just really dumb or if she’s acting in order to stay in the press.
Here’s some great clips from a recent interview. We would point out how ridiculous it all is, but you get the point.
Um, I’m not sure about a tour, but yeah, I think I want to perform in several places. ‘Cause “Higher” is coming out, but I also have some other songs coming out. And I’m doing those also. So yeah, I want to perform.
I used to take voice lessons when I was younger. I have always been in musicals. I’ve been in dance performances. I’ve been training for this since a young age. … It is truly my passion.
[I’d love to work with] Madonna. She’s amazing. I’d love to work with Michael Jackson. Miley Cyrus from Hannah Montana. I’d love to work with her. She’s amazing. There are so many musicians! Maybe a rock band. I would love to collaborate with a rock band and do something like that. Maybe The Game? Or the Rapture? I think everybody. I think all the different parts…every aspect…every genre of music I would like to work with.
I go to church every Sunday. I am non-denominational Baptist. And, yeah, I’m actually really religious.
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• Because Rihanna ruined it last night, here’s “Jungle Love” without interruption.
• Miley Cyrus goes without a seatbelt in a scene in her new movie. For shame! [DListed]
• Gwyneth says she’ll break the mold and adopt American. [PS]
• Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are still a-rootin’ and a-tootin’. [INO]
• Sienna Miller finally got her license. Sorry, LA. [ICYDK]
• That stripper’s doing more movie reviews. Enjoy, and don’t listen to a goddamn thing she says. [HT]
• Those feet. [Yeeeah]
• “Army Buried Study Faulting Iraq Planning” [NYT]
For all the brave souls that watch Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels, ohnotheydidn’t is claiming they know who the final two are:
My boyfriend’s friend was a sound guy on Rock of Love 2 and being the amazing bf that he is introduced us at a party so I could ask him who won. After a few drinks, he told me the final two were.
(No, it’s not Frenchie — we just meez her, zu know?)
Spoiler after the jump.
In news for the 13-year-olds, Miley Cyrus, also known as Disney’s Hannah Montana, has legally changed her name. She wasn’t born Miley or Hannah; instead, her parents thought it would be a good idea to name her Destiny Hope. Seriously.
Instead of going the porn route, she decided to change her name to Miley, a play off her nickname “Smiley.” And, in honor of dad Billy Ray Cyrus, she changed her middle name to Ray.
We liked the original name. There was so much potential there.
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