I Can Haz Turkeys?

We're packing up and calling it a day, partly because we enjoy time off, too, and partly because most of you lovely readers are off gallivanting around your hometowns in search of the perfect turkey for the big day. We'll be back after the holiday, but until then, warm wishes to you and yours.

Nov 26, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 27 Responses
Sarah, Not So Much

Rosie O'Donnell, keeper of Mollygood's trolls, pranced over to The Today Show to discuss with Meredith Viera her upcoming (and ill-advised) variety show that is scheduled to torment your television sets this week. Naturally, the two former View moderators discussed Rosie's latest feud with Barbara Walters, which is likely not going to end anytime soon seeing as how Ro just can't keep her mouth shut. Time must have run short, because Meredith forgot to ask about the infamous Mollygood Celebrity Encounter that everyone's talking about (441 comments and counting, really?). Better luck next time.

Nov 24, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 27 Responses
Mollygood Readers Tell All

There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Sugar Magnolia's wild night with KISS.

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Nov 21, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 11 Responses
No But Seriously, Where Are The Trolls?

Official Mollygood sweetheart Rosie O'Donnell is at it again, this time responding to Barbara Walters' response to Rosie's statement that the ladies of The View don't always like each other. The fact that she can sit around and do stuff like this all day makes us confused — do we laugh and think it's awesome or cry and think it's sad?

Nov 21, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 16 Responses
Here Come The Trolls!

Once again, there's trouble on The View. Unfortunately, it has nothing to do with Elisabeth Hasselbeck and America's desire to ship her over to FOX News — no, this time around, the source is none other than Mollygood's sweetheart, Rosie O'Donnell. You see, Rosie told some reporters that all is not rainbows and sunshine over at the morning television henhouse: "I'm not saying they loathe each other, but the fact of the matter is there was not a lot of camaraderie off camera." Barbara Walters, of course, had something to say about that and took a moment from humiliating Elisabeth during Hot Topics to defend their lovefest (around the 2:45 mark).

Donald Trump, care to comment?

Nov 20, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 16 Responses
Roundhouse Kick To The Face

Here's someone we don't hear from often: Jean-Claude Van Damme. The Muscles From Brussels, as Wikipedia calls him, is (happily?) married, but that doesn't stop him from hitting on poor Newsweek reporters during interviews about his latest film creation. It's glorious, and almost akin to watching animals mate. You know you should look away, but you can't. See his Mystery-worthy technique after the jump.

Bonus: While searching on Mollygood for previous Jean-Claude items, I came across this old school post, which has become the greatest gift I've ever unintentionally received (video also after the jump). Enjoy.

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Nov 20, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 7 Responses
But Where Will The Crazies Go Now?

Today marks the end of an ear-piercing, tween-infused era, thanks to the final episode of TRL airing tonight — and it's live, which is more than we can say about it over the past couple of years. Has-been Carson Daly will host the finale, which is fitting because the years he ran the show were the Glory Days for not only Carson but TRL itself. After many years of pimping out boy bands and Britneys, the show took a turn for the worst, no longer filming live, losing host after host, offering a haven for sad tweens who eat their hair — and making life miserable for Mollygood editors who braved the masses for their favorite singers.

After the jump, a look at our favorite moments from the show's 10-year run.

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Nov 16, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 13 Responses
Mollygood Readers Tell All

There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Reader Shelly's trip to the bar with Vince Vaughn.

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Nov 14, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 28 Responses
The Most Three-Dimensional, If You Will

How much do you love Anderson Cooper? He's a great news anchor, making a valiant attempt to stay neutral and simply report the news instead of bullying his guests into submission (ahem, Bill O'Reilly), and he manages to take time in his day to enjoy what really matters: reality TV.

Coop stopped by to visit with Jay Leno last night about all things Obama-related, but the main highlight (around 3:10) occurred when he brought up his love affair with The Real Housewives of Atlanta's NeNe. If anyone can get the Silver Fox to do some reality television commentary for Mollygood, let us know.

Nov 14, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 5 Responses
Mollygood Readers Tell All

There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Reader Peter's night out with Oliver Platt

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Nov 7, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 31 Responses
USA! USA! USA!

How long has this election been dragging on, like, 10 years or something? Tonight will (hopefully) bring an end to the race, with either a Barack Obama or John McCain victory. While we watch history being made, we encourage all of our readers to chime in throughout the evening with their thoughts on the results. We'll be popping in from time to time — Cord with coverage of the DC scene and Whitney from NYC — to keep you updated on the returns and the final result.

And, for the love of Xenu, don't kill each other.

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Nov 4, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 323 Responses
Mollygood Readers Tell All

There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Sarah's retail experience with Rosie O'Donnell.

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Oct 31, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 460 Responses

Stuck without a Halloween costume to wear tonight? Don't panic — we have seven fool-proof ideas to impress your friends and guarantee you extra candy (or at least a few concerned looks), all inspired by some of our favorite celebrities. They're not exactly scary in the traditional sense, but these costumes are frightening nonetheless. Don't say we never do anything for you.

When you're done, feel free to guess what Whitney will be dressing up as for Halloween (Cord accidentally revealed his costume already). Winner gets a free Internet hug and pride.

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Oct 31, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 32 Responses
Mollygood Readers Tell All

There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Cerebratious' run-ins with Leelee Sobieski.

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Oct 24, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 13 Responses

FIXED We'll see you in hell, WordPress!

Oct 20, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 56 Responses
Oh Boy

Um, we think Barack Obama's black, Muslin, terrorist friends are ruining this site with Internet ACORN bombs sent from their Arab Gmail accounts. While we attempt to fix this UTTER CHAOS by typing "WTF?" back and forth to one another, accept our apologies for things being so screwy.

This is what happens when black generals embolden the whole black race and they take over the Internet!!!!!

Oct 20, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 39 Responses
Mollygood Readers Tell All

There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Stoney's experience waiting on Sean Penn and Benicio Del Toro.

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Oct 17, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 13 Responses
Oh No She Didn't

Dear Shanna Moakler,

Don't you have an ex-boyfriend/husband who is recovering from a near-fatal plane crash? Shouldn't you be helping him through these trying times? We highly doubt Travis Barker said, "Please, Shanna, go make out with Gerard Butler at the opening of a new Hollywood nightclub on Monday night while I rest here in this hospital bed. It will make me feel better and speed up my recovery."

Let's put it this way: Hands off our G.But.

XOXO,
Mollygood

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Oct 14, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 23 Responses