• Alexyss K Tylor is back! And oh, God, is she NSFW. [DListed]

• “10 Tips to Rule Your Kitchen for a Girl On-the-Go“? Tip number one: stop calling yourself a “girl” before you’re old enough to have a kitchen of your own. [INO]

• Michael Lohan on ex-wife Dina’s Top Mom award: “Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself.” [ICYDK]

• Miley Cyrus‘ ratings are actually down after that whole Vanity Fair fiasco. Because, oddly enough, many people are boobs scared of boobs. [Yeeeah]

• Murakami’s at the Brooklyn Museum. Go if you’re in Brooklyn, not epileptic and interested in crazy, sexual, Japanese Manga characters. [CityRag]

• Clooney failed big and your mom and girlfriend still love him. Deal with it. [PS]