While every band on MTV2 (MTV1 doesn’t show bands anymore) continues to operate under the belief that neon lights and ironic celebrity cameos do a creative video make, Radiohead, composed of England’s last living wizards, has once again schooled everyone in the biz on how to be great. Pay attention, Fall Out at the Gym Class!

When Radiohead’s world tour started back in early May in West Palm Beach, the band shot a video in a local production company called G-Star. Run by students, the production company used an innovative form of filming where only lasers are used, making cameras and lighting unnecessary. The video for the song House of Cards, from 2007’s In Rainbows LP, is highly anticipated…

After the jump, more truly awesome screenshots and the track, “House of Cards.”

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Seriously, who told Snoop Dogg it would be a good idea to venture onto the country scene? After getting all gussied up in his best cowboy gear for the CMT awards, Snoop continued his assault on the genre by making this lovely video — featuring Willie Nelson — titled “My Medicine.” And yes, it means exactly what you think it means.

Here’s the new video for “Summertime,” the comeback single for the New Kids on the Block. It’s nothing too original, but all the NKOTB fans are going to love it because there’s dancing! And matching outfits! And shirtless boybanders! We can hardly contain our excitement.

Madonna needs to give it a rest. It’s not the fact that she’s no longer in her 20s; it’s the fact that she is dancing around in her underwear while trying desperately to stay relevant in her latest video, “Give it 2 Me.” That’s not entertaining — that’s just sad.

Mariah Carey’s new music video for “Bye Bye” has been released, so now the entire world gets to see the beginnings of her relationship with new husband Nick Cannon. It’s probably more touching if you can sit through the scenes where Mariah “cries,” and by that I mean she just wipes her face repeatedly in hopes of inspiring a tear; unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately?) for me, I couldn’t make it past the first 30 seconds, so feel free to review it yourself.

Because we’re haters who don’t like anything but gloom and bitter coffee, we’re still kind of WTF? about Scarlett Johansson’s cover album, Anywhere I Lay My Head, composed almost entirely of Tom Waits songs. Some people disagree with us, but that’s cool, because we know they’re wrong.

Decide for yourself with this video for Anywhere’s first single, “Falling Down.” After watching the teeny movie in its entirety (keeping an eye out for the famous author cameo), then compare it to the Tom Waits version here. Then try to fully comprehend just how little soul the cover has.

Here it is: Madonna’s video for “Four Minutes to Save the World,” which features lots of gyrating that no 50-year-old woman should ever attempt. There goes four minutes we will never get back.

The reason the new slightly scary Björk video makes you feel so trippy is because the directors themselves got very, very trippy to make it. The duo took shrooms to spark their creativity, which, funnily enough, is not very creative. Click through to see your brain on drugs.

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Here’s Britney’s highly anticipated new music video for “Break the Ice.” And by “highly anticipated,” we mean we didn’t realize she even had a new video coming out until the other day. And, to be honest, we wish we wouldn’t have known about it because this is a complete mess.

It had all the makings of a great video: No stripper poles and no Britney. Yet, somehow, it’s worse than the previous disasters. Maybe because, even with “Gimme More,” we still watched — it had that trainwreck quality to it. But this made us doze off and wonder what we were going to eat for breakfast. … We need to reevaluate our lives.

In a rare moment of self-awareness, Britney Spears has decided to appear in cartoon-form in her latest video for “Break the Ice.”

The video will feature a cartoon Brit as “a pretty, slim line superhero” in a futuristic world, based on her “Toxic” video from 2003 — and the whole thing was Brit’s idea. Dare we say she’s on the road to recovery or is one of her personalities just obsessed with anime?

The clip originally attached to this post somehow – through the magic of the Internets – morphed from a slightly trashy music video into an extremely trashy gay orgy video. Sorry.

It looks like Tila Tequila – aptly named, as she makes most people sick – has graduated from bi-curious reality star to irrelevant pop star. Upgrade!

As one does when honing a flash-in-the-pan bubblegum career, Tequila has hastily thrown together a conservatively budgeted music video. Made for a song entitled “Stripper Friends,” the video’s concept is quite simple: Tila Tequila is a violent stripper. Anything to keep one’s attention off the music, we suppose.

Above is a still from the Smashing Pumpkins‘ absolutely enthralling video for “Tonight, Tonight,” below is a still from Paula Abdul’s “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow.” “Tonight, Tonight” is on top for a reason.

After the jump, “believe” in music videos again, if only for four and a half minutes.

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