Well, that was fast: After Lindsay Lohan issued a statement to Access Hollywood in response to her father's cries for attention and then Samantha Ronson posted a MySpace rant about Michael's idiocy, Linds took to her MySpace to vent some more. Because evidently enough hurtful things haven't been said amongst the Lohan clan.
We feel for Lindsay a bit, because her father truly is a media whore, but she lost us when she insisted that her mother is the goddess of all things pure and good in this world. Um, no. To make matters worse, she also does that weird thing with the hyphens, just like Sam.
This is way less entertaining without Anderson Cooper around to provide commentary. CONTINUED »
We've come to the conclusions that the Lohan family can't survive without being involved in some sort of public feud. The latest was with America's hero, Anderson Cooper, but this time they're keeping it inside the family and battling father Michael Lohan. Oh boy.
Upon news that Lindsay's girlfriend Samantha Ronson plans to write a tell-all, Michael went into a tirade accusing Sam of using LiLo for fame. Mike's not so self-aware, is he? In response, Lindsay pulled her dad aside and had a mature talk about how his actions hurt her. Just kidding, she went to Access Hollywood to announce that her father is "out of control."
So now it's Samantha's turn, and she unleashed her anger via MySpace, Brooke Hogan-style. CONTINUED »
So it turns out Lindsay Lohan has a MySpace blog, and she's used it this time around to tell us she misses Samantha (complete with a frowny face) and take up for her 14-year-old sister Ali, who is facing one of the toughest battles: boob job rumors.
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
Interesting argument, Linds. So the reason Ali hasn't had a boob job is because of Dina's fine influence? Ha!
It shames me that I can immediately identify this character on the right, the annoying Mr. Boston from I Love New York and I Love Money, but I suppose my roommate should be even more ashamed for recognizing him in a Santa Monica bar this weekend. Apparently Mr. Boston asked her to have "no-strings-attached sex" with him, but she politely declined — instead, he settled on taking a picture of her to post on his MySpace page with the caption, "She's got that 'do me' look to her face." Classy.
So after taking a gander at his MySpace page, which lists his occupation as "Reality TV star" and hosts a disclaimer noting "I'M PROBABLY HAVING LESS SEX THAN YOU," I noticed a pattern: Lots of pictures of random girls with the saddest captions imaginable. After the jump, the best of the best.
We've come to the conclusion that Dane Cook is a genius, because one simple MySpace (yes, we're still trolling that site this afternoon) rant has gotten more people talking about his upcoming movie than should be allowed.
Apparently Dane has an issue with the movie's poster and has decided to point out every little thing that's wrong with it ("My left side looks like Brittany Spears' vagina"), much like a teenage girl who feels the urge to criticize every acceptable picture of herself in a quest for gratification.
After watching the trailer at Dane's request (we fell for it), he does make a valid point that the poster really has nothing to do with the movie's premise — but really? An excessively long tirade that likely took hours to construct is a little much.
If you're bored and feel up to devoting entirely too much time to this movie and its promotional materials, click through. CONTINUED »
Brooke Hogan has officially gone off the deep end, although some might argue she already took the plunge many MySpace posts ago. Her latest written masterpiece — complete with mug shots, LOLCat style! — is evidently supposed to make the bloggers and gossip mongers of the world hang their heads in shame, but instead it just makes us feel really sorry for her.
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The greatest Internet-related threat to our children is not sexual predators — it's YouTube. There's just so many things wrong with this clip, which features an 11-year-old belting out Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body," that we don't even know where to begin. The kid's also got an official MySpace page, which confirms our suspicions that the parents either aren't paying any attention to him at all or they're banking on him to become the family cash cow.
Either way, it's disturbing.
Our generation's great American author, Brooke Hogan, is back to grace us with more intelligent words via her MySpace. This time, she's educating us on the ways of the media. Evidently some reporters don't always check their facts and run stories with lies about how Brooke wasn't at her brother Nick's 18th birthday party. It's imperative that America knows the truth, and Brooke is taking it upon herself to set the record straight.
Maybe someone should tell her nobody cares? … Nah, just let the girl hone her craft. CONTINUED »
The always PR-savvy Lauren Conrad offered a swift rebuttal after yesterday's attacks from organizers of a Humane Society fashion show who claimed LC threw a hissy fit and bailed before fulfilling all of her obligations. We would have refused to walk the stupid runway with those poor dogs dressed in human clothes as well, so we really can't judge. Lauren, however, says otherwise — and went to MySpace to give her side of the story. She threw in a few grammatical errors for good measure, just in case anyone thought the blog was written by her publicist (we're still not convinced).
Click through for her statement. Spoiler alert: We're guessing she's no longer going to be happy posing for pictures with Wendy Diamond (at left).
Arriving in our mailbox this morning was this reminder that, exactly six months ago today, an actor who was not Heath Ledger died:
Hello! :)
I am a huge fan of the late Brad Renfro. Today, Tuesday, July 15th, marks 6 months since Brad's untimely passing. Is there anyway that you could mention something in honor of Brad on the anniversary of his death? This is a significant and sad day for Brad's family, friends, and fans who loved him dearly, and as a fan, I think it would be so nice to see someone in the media actually pay respect to him on this day of remembrance.
And we were totally ready to whip up a couple lines of copy noting Renfro's half death-day … until we got to the second paragraph of the email:
Steve-O, who actually seems to be making a genuine effort to get his life back together, took to his MySpace blog to give details on his road to recovery. Specifically, he's going to "the looney bin," as he puts it, because his "brain is f–ked up." We won't argue there, especially after he lists all of the substances he's taken during his lifetime. It's a sad day when we wish Amy Winehouse would take notes from someone like Steve-O, but that's the thing about celebrities: They keep us on our toes.
His full — and surprisingly readable — blog post, after the jump.
Someone made the mistake of telling Jessica Biel that people are interested in what she has to say, because the actress took to MySpace to begin her foray into blogging. Lucky for us, People was sure to report on Jessica's Internet debut in the most condescending way possible: "She adds: 'Plus, I only have four friends and am in dire need of more. Just kidding, I have six.' (Actually, she has three, according to her private profile.)" Ooh, burn.
But the most exciting part of reading celebrity MySpace rants is definitely the comments section, which always attracts the creepy Internet predators. Jess can give herself a pat on the back, because she earned the love of Bill, a 62-year-old male who really has no business being on MySpace, much less trolling the blogs of young actresses. We wouldn't have picked on Bill, but he made the mistake of confessing his love for her and then saying, "This is my first ever comment on a Blog and it was a pleasure to do this on yours." Good luck with your stint in jail, Bill.
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Brooke Hogan can never stay away from MySpace for too long. America's favorite writer has taken a break from defending her worthless brother Nick to remind everyone that she is very famous and in-demand. Which would explain why she's begging people via MySpace to book events. According to the post, "Brooke's schedule fills up quickly," so act now! We're considering making up a fake event and booking Brooke just for the hell of it. CONTINUED »
Unsuccessful in their attempts to garner public sympathy via MySpace and Larry King Live, the Hogans are now making public threatening messages that the family believes are from Frank Graziano, the brother of the man left in a vegetative state after getting in the car with Nick.
Sure, the messages are cause for concern, but they were played on the radio this morning by host Bubba the Love Sponge, who just so happens to be a close Hogan family friend. This is obviously more of a publicity issue than it is about safety.
Also? We can guarantee the culprit isn't a member of the Graziano clan. The mystery man threatened to piss on the family's grave — it's obviously Sam Lutfi. Case closed.
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It's a sad day when a love connection from Rock of Love lasts longer than relationships from The Bachelor, but nothing surprises us anymore. Recent winner (loser?) of Bret Michaels' heart Ambre Lake took to her MySpace to clear up recent allegations that runner-up Daisy made implying she had come between the couple:
Listen, yes, Bret and I are definitely still dating. Daisy has no involvement with Bret and my relationship, therefore there is no validity to her statement. … And listen, there’s no ill will against Daisy. Everybody has the right to their own opinion.
All listening aside, it makes us sad that a Rock of Love contestant has one of the most coherent MySpace blogs we've seen as of late.
I figured it was time for a Jason Castro update, so I went digging and found some adorable pictures posted by his younger sister and a new MySpace blog entry, written by Dreads himself. The spelling and grammar make me cringe, but I expect nothing less from my favorite Idol contestant ever.
The blog entry and more adorable pictures, after the jump. CONTINUED »
Unfortunately for us, Brooke Hogan has yet to write another award-winning MySpace rant, but she is still giving ill-advised interviews in which she lets us in on the Hogan family drama. Nick has been given the week off, as the current topic is mother Linda and her 19-year-old boyfriend.
I’m totally freaked out. I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support. … I went to school with [my mom's new boyfriend]. He was a grade under me. Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).
I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.
You know what doesn't help your situation, Brooke? Speaking to the media about concerns you should be sharing with your family. We can start with that. Next week, self-awareness.
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It's time for the most important news of the day: The biggest diva in Hollywood, Sean Combs, has "officially" (meaning he made an announcement via MySpace) changed his name back to Puff Daddy. No more Diddy or P. Diddy or Puffy or Diddles.
'They call me Puff Daddy… he's back,' the mogul raps on the remix of O'Neal McKnight's single 'Check Your Coat.' (McKnight is Combs' former stylist.)
'Yeah you heard me right – I said Puff Daddy,' he continues. 'I'm about to back on that Puff Daddy sh*t.'
Combs also posted on his MySpace page: 'This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy.'
Seriously, we can't keep up.
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