• Two of the most obnoxious people on the planet doing really good things. [INO]
• We can think of a lot more reasons for Nicole Richie to be sick of Paris Hilton, but this one will suffice. [ICYDK]
• The Simpson sisters drag their significant others along to terrorize Lake Tahoe. [PS]
• Eva Longoria becomes the latest celebrity to — gasp! — show off cellulite. [HT]
• Jennifer Lopez doesn't have nannies because nobody wants to work for her, not because she's an overachieving mother. [DListed]
• Sienna Miller is proud to be The Other Woman. [Yeeeah]
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• Naomi Campbell says that whole incident where she spit on a police officer wasn't her fault, because someone besides the police officer called her a racial slur. Makes sense, if you're Naomi. [SH]
• Good news for Patrick Swayze: "My treatments are working and I am winning the battle." [ICYDK]
• Brittany Snow feels a connection to hookers. Don't we all? [INO]
• True to her "desperate" form, Jennifer Aniston hopped on a flight to Europe to stalk boyfriend John Mayer while he is out on tour. [PS]
• More fun with celebrity cellulite! [DListed]
BABY STEPS "Naomi Campbell appeared in court Friday and pleaded guilty to assaulting two police officers in London's Heathrow airport this April. … The 38-year-old pleaded guilty to four of the six charges she was facing – two counts of assaulting a police constable; one of using threatening, abusive words or behavior to cabin crew; and one of using insulting, abusive, threatening behavior or disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress."
The much anticipated new issue of Vogue Italia, which features solely black models and topics affecting black women, hits European newsstands a week from today. Consumers will have four covers from which to choose, all of them featuring a different black woman.
Inside the magazine, top black models from Iman to Veronica Webb will populate 100 pages of fashion features, thus reminding the world that women of all colors are beautiful, just as long as they're tall and possessed of a very specific type of bone structure.
The publishers of Vogue Italia say they're happy with the latest issue and excited to go back to using mostly white models for another few decades.
• Guess that celebrity baby picture. [SH]
• Soon-to-be father Matthew McConaughey still doesn't know when to call it a night. [DListed]
• Naomi Campbell is acting crazy again. All is right with the world. [INO]
• The producer of Lindsay Lohan's latest film is annoyed by all the paparazzi who stalk the set. Nobody could have seen that coming. [ICYDK]
• Just in time for summer: How to throw a pool party without actually owning a pool. Bonus lesson: How to be a d-bag. [Jossip]
• Jossip made the cut, but where would Mollygood fit? [ONTD]
• We have a new entry in the Biggest Diva in Hollywood competition: Chris Martin. [ICYDK]
• Violet Affleck — the spawn of Ben and Jennifer Garner — is adorable. Of course she is. [INO]
• Lindsay Lohan took a break from her lesbian relationship to make out with a guy. [PS]
• Naomi Campbell's creative agent, on a picture showing NC collapsed after a possible night of drinking: "Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms." [DListed]
The CFDA Fashion Awards, held last night at the New York Public Library, honored excellence in fashion design but also served as a venue for Victoria Beckham to crash as many photo opportunities as possible.
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Ready your cameras, W photographers! Naomi Campbell might just be sentenced to some more community service. According to the Crown Prosecution Service, Campbell has been charged with six criminal counts — “three for assaulting a constable, two for using threatening, abusive words or behavior toward the cabin crew and one for disorderly conduct” — after a melee last month at Heathrow airport that all started when British Airways lost her luggage.
Good, violent sport that she is, Naomi Campbell stopped yesterday to speak with two officers in Heathrow airport who had arrested her weeks prior and who she had called "fucking white honkeys." After chatting nicely with the bobbies for a couple minutes and presumably apologizing, Campbell devoured their heads and rushed off to catch her flight.
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Less than two weeks after she was arrested at Heathrow airport for throwing a fit and reportedly spitting in a policeman's face, Naomi Campbell has countered back:
The famously short-tempered supermodel revealed today that she will no longer use the airline because of its 'complete disrespect for the passengers' of Terminal Five.
Ms. Campbell also claimed that BA … was now desperate for her custom. In an interview in a Brazilian newspaper today, she said that the airline had pleaded with her to use their planes again and that she was refusing to do so in a stand against the catastrophic failings of the terminal.
Yeah, that would make sense that they are asking for your business, Naomi. Except for the fact that you spit on an employee and made the passengers feel threatened. Oh yeah, and they banned you.
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New information on the recent arrest of Naomi Campbell at Heathrow airport and her subsequent excommunication from all British Airways flights. According to the Sun, as she was being dragged away in cuffs, the maniacal fashion model began calling her arresting officers "fucking white honkeys." She then berated a particular policewoman so badly — calling her things like "white slag" — that the officer has since taken leave. Campbell's spokeswoman said she can't imagine her notoriously violent, malicious client saying anything of the sort. Campbell herself is quoted as saying: "It just goes to show I have to fight for who I am. It’s because I’m black."
Mean old lady Naomi Campbell has been banned from all British Airways flights. This after the temperamental supermodel berated Airways staff members and spat in a policeman's face when a bag of hers was deemed too heavy to check. "Banning her will send out a worldwide signal that such behavior is totally unacceptable," a source close to the airline said. British Airways competitor Virgin Atlantic, which knows free advertising when it sees it, has come forward to say the cruel, cruel Campbell is more than welcome to verbally abuse its staff.
SPIT IS THE NEW CELL PHONE "Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been arrested at Heathrow Airport's Terminal 5 for allegedly spitting at a police officer, Sky News television reported Thursday."
CYST OFF "Naomi Campbell was hospitalized in Sao Paulo for the removal of a small cyst, her publicist said Tuesday…Campbell underwent successful emergency abdominal surgery, gynecologist Jose Aristodemo Pinotti told the Agencia Estado news service. 'I cannot reveal what Naomi had, nor how serious her condition was, but I can say I operated on her yesterday and that she is completely cured,' Pinotti said."
Supermodel and common criminal Naomi Campbell has been forced to pull out of director Spike Lee's World War II drama Miracle at St Anna for no other reason than lack of effort.
According to reports, "Campbell could not commit herself to learning the scenes she would have appeared in." In her defense, Campbell can't commit herself to learning the difference between paper and plastic, but still.
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BUT HE'S DEAD "Naomi Campbell has officially found a new vocation: as an investigative journalist. Having been granted an audience with Hugo Chavez in October for a piece in GQ, the magazine's editor…has revealed he has a whole host of political firebrands in line for the supermodel to grill. Next up? Fidel Castro."
The missives contained in Mollygood's comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with "OMG she is hottttttttt!" or "z"s in the place of "s"s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.
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