This thing just never stops being weird, does it? Mariah Carey threw her hubby Nick Cannon a birthday party at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas. They kissed over a cake. The end.
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Mariah Carey has fallen a bit out of the spotlight lately now that her marriage to Nick Cannon has become old news. So, naturally, she's just now sharing the details on how Nick proposed to her — twice — in hopes of milking this story for all it's worth. But, really, we could have imagined these shenanigans already (it is Mariah, after all) so it's nothing groundbreaking:
'He sort of kidnapped me and took me on a helicopter ride. Then he re-proposed.' Cannon's first proposal had taken place on Carey's roof in Manhattan a couple of evenings prior and involved the hiding of a 17-carat diamond ring inside a candy ring pop.
Only the best for "eternally 12-years-old" Mariah.
Nick Cannon has been painted as a puppy dog who follows Mariah Carey around with eager eyes and fetches whatever she needs to have fetched. If this is indeed the case, he’s definitely enjoying being the puppy to MC’s master. To each his own!
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• Trouble in Mariah and Nick's eternal 12-year-old paradise? [SH]
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• Angelina Jolie has confirmed she's having twins, which the tabloids did months ago. It's time for celebrities to stop letting the tabloids they claim to hate so much be right. [PS]
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• Megan Fox was once so poor she was forced to have hairy legs. Oh, gawd! That's almost as bad as being so poor you can't eat food. [ICYDK]
• Lohan + Ronson + hickeys = speculation [CityRag]
• "Mariah Carey Has Baby Fever." Uh, no duh—why do think she likes Nick Cannon? Zuh-ing. [Yeeeah]
Nick Cannon really lucked out with this marriage, but let's be honest: The guy has to live with Mariah Carey. We would be expecting a lot more than a diamond ring, but that's just us.
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Behold the first public post-wedding picture of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon not owned by People magazine. The couple attended a party for Time's 100 Most Influential People in the World, where Mariah performed with a bedazzled microphone and stand. Good luck with that, Nick.
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Mariah Carey, who seems to have forgotten about that whole laser removal technique:
One thing [few people] knew was we got tattoos a few weeks earlier. So anyone who saw my ["Mrs. Cannon"] tattoo wasn’t surprised. To me rings are special and exciting, but tattoos mean more than anything. They’re forever and ever.
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Oprah held a minor news conference today to discuss Mariah Carey's wedding, and she even showed the not-so-exciting wedding photos from People magazine. More fascinating, however, was the revelation that she got a "Mrs. Cannon" tattoo a few weeks back. Still not interesting? OK, you're right.
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The Mariah Carey-Nick Cannon wedding really happened, and, in true Mimi form, the sacred photos were sold to People for a pretty penny. The mag's site was bragging about exclusive wedding photos that would be posted this morning, but all we got was a lousy cover. Figures.
Mariah Carey's new music video for "Bye Bye" has been released, so now the entire world gets to see the beginnings of her relationship with new husband Nick Cannon. It's probably more touching if you can sit through the scenes where Mariah "cries," and by that I mean she just wipes her face repeatedly in hopes of inspiring a tear; unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately?) for me, I couldn't make it past the first 30 seconds, so feel free to review it yourself.
• There's a reason we haven't subjected ourselves to MTV's Rock the Cradle. Behold that reason. [DListed]
• Mary-Kate Olsen took in a hockey game last night in NYC. No word on how her frail body survived being that close to the ice. [PS]
• Sarah Jessica Parker swears she will never use plastic surgery or Botox, so you can rest assured she will likely top those "most unattractive" lists for years to come. [ICYDK]
• Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon obtained a marriage license in the Caribbean. So this whole thing is legit? Really? Really? [INO]
• We never thought we'd see the day when Britney Spears was allowed to be in a swimming pool with her two sons. [CityRag]
• Kim Kardashian spent the day around numerous wild animals, and she made it out alive. Unfortunately. [HT]
WE STILL DON'T BUY IT "Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon aren't just dreamlovers anymore. Family member Linda Cannon has confirmed to E! News that the couple are, in fact, married. 'Yes, we know,' she says. 'He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him.'"
• Auf Wiedersehen: "How else will the new non-Bravo Project Runway screw things up, aside from moving to Lifetime and possibly filming without Nina Garcia? By moving to Los Angeles, the city that pretends to be a fashion capital with its own fashion week but is really just a town where Victoria Beckham pushes her crappy jeans at Kitson." [Jossip]
• Dennis Rodman! Remember that guy? He got arrested last night for roughing up his girlfriend. Now, go back to forgetting about him. [DListed]
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• Forbes says Gisele Bundchen now makes more money annually than every other person who stands around and has their picture taken wearing clothes and make-up. [ICYDK]
• Pete Wentz is being sued for assault and, unfortunately, the case has nothing to do with his music and our ears. [Yeeeah]
• You want mayo and shrimp on that pizza slice? Why are puking everywhere? [CityRag]
• Leather daddy will forever be a good look. Well done, Travolta. [CityRag]
• "Scientology boot camp is probably filled with a bunch of suppressed homos that are just aching to get their jaws around any cock and ass." [DListed]
• Another Spears girl is on the way. And this one will have many more issues than the first two. Huzzah! [PS]
• Patrick Dempsey is campaigning to win the title of "Sexiest Man Alive" this year, which is not the least bit sexy. [INO]
• Benji Madden wrote Paris Hilton a love song entitled "Shine Your Light." It's probably not very good and definitely not original, but Paris only knows what's in front of her, so she loves it. [ICYDK]
• Is Mariah Carey really engaged to Nick Cannon? Thank goodness those two are out of the dating pool! [Yeeeah]
Guess who turned 30 years old over the weekend! Give up? It's this beautiful human being at left.
Perez Hilton celebrated what he called his "Quinceanera Part 2" at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel — yes, the Beverly Wilshire actually let this man on the premises. Don't ask us why.
In honor of this special occasion, "friends" of Perez showed up to take pictures on the red carpet and make nice with the man who could potentially ruin their reputations. The typical famewhores were in attendance, including Speidi, Nick Cannon, Jerry O'Connell and Harvey Levin … but Marc Jacobs? We are disappointed in you.
And Kim Vo, bless his heart, has taken the Britney failure a lot harder than expected. It's OK that you couldn't fix that tranny mess, honey — her hair is something that can only be tamed by Ken Paves. That doesn't mean you need to show up with "Viva Perez" sharpie'd on your shirt.
Let's play a fun game. It's called "What the Hell is [insert D-lister's name here] Doing at Sundance?"
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• Smiths reference! Can you find it? [DListed]
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• Paris wears a camouflage miniskirt to show solidarity with our men and women overseas. Or maybe it was just "cute." [Yeeeah]
• Get green in '08! [CityRag]
• Nick Cannon attempts to defile another beauty queen. [EBG]
• Jossip Initiatives' very own intern Whitney takes an indefensible position. Good luck, and heat up my coffee. [Queerty]
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