• Best he's looked since Opera Man. [DListed]
• Claire Danes' nipple slipped out on MTV, but they didn't mind because the whole network's filled with boobs. [HT]
• Angelina Jolie's in Beowulf! Epic! (Get it?) [ICYDK]
• Amy Winehouse looking four times her age due to all her dangerous vices. [Yeeeah]
• Celeb bobbleheads. What's the difference. [CityRag]
Despite the fact that it remarkably improves your swimming, having webbed digits isn't pleasant, because it's a common side effect of inbreeding. But a supernumerary nipple is nothing to be ashamed of, as it just means that you're actually evolving faster than the rest of humanity—Total Recall taught us that.
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• Fox is already out to give Jordin a complex. Does anyone know where the Fox team put their souls when they step on set? [SH]
• Rosie's leaving early. You probably won't even notice she's not there. [DListed]
• These boobs survived a tsunami. They're allowed to peek out every now and again. [HT]
• Lindsay Lohan's working on a second album that she says will have the sound of "urban pop," or, as people who live in urban areas call it, "pop." [ICYDK]
• The long strange trip that's been the past year of The View. Guess what: Rosie made it interesting. [Jossip]
• The drummer from Metallica had a baby. In related news, the drummer from Metallica is a baby. [Yeeeah]
• Newsflash: Hollywood recycles bullshit. [CityRag]
Gone. Nip slip. It's unbelievable that this can be such a common occurrence. Are women's nipples not as sensitive as the Internet would lead us to believe? I know when my hand's out of my pocket; how could you not know your boob's staring everyone down?
So where is it? "It" is under the jump.
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• Check this out and try and remember how good SNL used to be. [CityRag]
• Nicknaming yourselves "Team Evil" means that you're more like "Team Self-Important, Faux Rebels." [DListed]
• "Super nipples" was a failed Nicktoon, right? [HT]
• Hasselbeck's pregnant again! Let's hope this pregnancy doesn't put her life in danger. Then we'll see where her bullshit gets her. [ICYDK]
• So I'm guessing they don't teach "demure comeback" lessons in rehab? [Yeeeah]
• Richard Gere being the bigger man. Buddha would be proud. [Jossip]
• Kim Kardashian halts production of her sex tape, obviously doesn't understand how Internet works. [Us]
• Chamillionaire promises to keep profanity out of his mouth on his rap records. Of course, he'll probably still keep calling himself Chamillionaire and heralding money and materialism, and that's much worse. [SH]
• Larry the Cable Guy found the most efficient way to alienate his blue collar fan base: make light of the war their sons and daughters are dying in. [BWE]
• Spiderman 4? Will the villain finally learn to just cut off his arms at the elbows and shoot him in the head? [TheBosh]
• Everything wants to get away from Britney, even her breasts. [HT]
• Sardonic British wit hits a low point with Hugh Grant's cancer jokes. [INO]
• TRL loses the only reason 15-year-old boys were still tuning in: Vanessa Minnillo. [Jossip]
• He's bringing drinking on the job back. [ASL]
No big shocker here. You know yesterday when Paris debuted a not-previously-seen level of outfit non-coordination? Well it seems she was able to put on a number of articles of clothing, but missed a certain breast-guarding undergarment. Oops. Or not-oops, if you're Paris. After the jump check out the nipple we've all seen before (even in moving picture format) and realize that some things never change. Here's to nip-slip consistency.
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I posted the high res version of Ashlee Simpson's nip slip yesterday, but I figured a few more shots of Ash in bikini wear wouldn't hurt. She may not have the perfect figure, but I think girlfriend looks healthy and adorable. Now if only she could figure out that the bandeau top isn't always a good call for active beach wear. Also, is it just me or is that string she's playing with supposed to help keep her top on, a la Jessica Alba's suit from earlier in the week. No one ever said the Simpson girls were brilliant.
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Pretty soon she's just going to start leaving the house naked, I think. Ah well, she's got it and should flaunt it, but remain wary about turning into Tara Reid.
Click on the picture to see the answer.
Okay, only one boob, but's Frriiiiii-day, and whether or not you have a job, there's nipple to see. Penelope Cruz's Eyes Wide Bikini Top Slip Off lays just beyond clicking on the picture above. Don't pretend you're not curious.
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A long time ago I was told by a friend that it was my duty as a celebrity blogger to never, ever let a nipple go unnoticed. So, for this very special Monday, I give you some of young Hollywood's finest. If anyone can guess who these belong to before clicking on them, well, I don't have your address to send you a cookie, but you certainly have my kudos.
I do what I can, people, I do what I can.
Despite basically wearing bathing suits every single night to perform, Madonna couldn't bring herself to don one while swimming in Miami with daughter Lourdes this weekend. I guess this isn't the best day for the PG MollyGood crowd. Sorry, kids. Good old Madonna, though, she can still go from sinner to Mother Teresa in the blink of an eye (and the addition of a shawl).
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Thanks to the summer and bikini season, I can start pretty much any week with an inadvertant nipple appearance. Unfortunately, it's not always the nip of a supermodel, but this week, you lucky folk, it is. You know the drill. If you want to view Kate Moss' boob peak, since I'm sure you never have before, click on the pictures above. No matter how many times you've seen Kate topless, it's always a little bit more fun when it's unintentional. I hope she's showing off the beauty and functionality of a bathing suit from one of her modeling conracts. Of course, don't forget to enjoy the booty shot, too.
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Good morning and happy Monday to you. Since I love you dearly, I present to you this morning some Mischa Barton nipple. Not one, but both of these photos are NSFW if you click on them. Barton is off in London enjoying acting school and flashing her British-desiring ta-tas around town.
Just some areola for everyone to get you through the week. Well, at least until lunch when I will hopefuly have more illicit body pieces to inveil.
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