Poor Owen Wilson. He's not only survived a suicide attempt, but also two rounds of the clingy Kate Hudson — and it's looking like history will repeat itself now that the always reputable Star is reporting Kate wants Owen back for round three.
He was frosty at first. He felt betrayed when she dumped him for his friend Lance. But after a while, he caved in and has been sweet to her. … It's not fair to Owen, because he really cares for her and ends up getting hurt.
Owen really should know better by now. Just like President Bush says: "Fool me once, shame on … shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again." Indeed.
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• This is why we love New York: "Gov. David A. Paterson has directed all state agencies to begin to revise their policies and regulations to recognize same-sex marriages performed in other jurisdictions, like Massachusetts, California and Canada." [NYT]
• Britney Spears is being courted by Broadway. Nope, not joking. [DListed]
• The Guess Who's Eating Quiz. [PS]
• In all seriousness, someone needs to be keeping an eye on Owen Wilson in light of the Kate Hudson-Lance Armstrong romance. [ICYDK]
• "Xzibit’s newborn son, who was born prematurely on May 15th, died earlier this week when his lungs gave out." [SH]
• Seriously, how do people like this get through life without being beaten to death? [INO]
• A new book of sex scandal stories about dead famous people will be released soon. Rest in shame! [DListed]
• Surprisingly, prima donna actors are having a difficult time on the set of Nailed, a film by David O Russel, the director known to call his actors and actresses "cunts." [PS]
• Kiefer Sutherland looks to be off the sauce. Good for him, bad for Anheuser-Busch. [CityRag]
• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have again broken up. Wah wah. [Yeeeah]
• America Ferrera, on moving Ugly Betty filming to New York: "I’m excited. I’m a little nervous too. New Yorkers are really cool." And don't you forget it, hippie! [ICYDK]
GETTING SMART "Despite a flurry of engagement rumors, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson — Hollywood's most notorious on-again, off-again couple — have called it quits, less than two months after rekindling their romance in Miami."
Jennifer Aniston has been keeping busy lately. In between being a desperate hag and ruining Kate and Owen's lovefest, Jen will be writing a tell-all about her life — including the demise of her marriage to Brad.
The former Friends star is allegedly penning a tome that will reveal the details of her split from Brad Pitt and his relationship with Angelina Jolie.
An insider reveals to British newspaper Daily Star, 'This book could ruin Angelina and Brad. Jen will prove that the pen really is mightier than the sword.'
Does Jen realize that the tabloids have already revealed the details behind the Brad-Angie-Jen love triangle? And Star's account was probably way more interesting.
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The NYPD has reportedly arrested two men after finding them with a gun at Kate Hudson's home in Manhattan.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ a woman called 911 after seeing what she thought were men on her roof with a rifle. When cops arrived, they found two young men, one with a camera and one with an unloaded rifle. From what we're hearing on the scene, the men are telling cops they are shooting a movie — and NYU is nearby.
Both men are in cuffs and are still being interviewed at the scene.
…Owen? Buddy, it's OK. You don't have to go back to that place. Just come down off the roof and we'll get through this together.
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• Honestly, this imploration is one of great weight and applicability: "Get a life and stop jackin' it."[BWE]
• Owen Wilson tried to kill himself and then got the girl back! See, Dr Abbot, it does work. [DListed]
• Megan Fox's photo shoots are getting nakeder, as are her handlers' intentions for her. [HT]
• Hey, it's Christina Aguilera's famous boobs again. [INO]
• Why is Britney Spears even practicing dancing anymore? [ICYDK]
• Amy Winehouse is coming out with a makeup line. Try it and let us know if it gives you hepatitis. [Yeeeah]
• "10 Badass Moments of the Wussiest Characters!"[CityRag]
Rumor has it Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are rekindling their romance that ended last summer and was soon followed by Owen's suicide attempt.
The 39-year-old comedian have been spotted leaving Hudson's home Saturday morning and also later on the same day, Hudson was seen entering the actor's home.
Wilson and 28-year-old Hudson began dating in 2006. They have met on the set of You, Me and Dupree, in which they both starred.
We would buy into the credibility of this report, but the writer has yet to grasp the concept of subject-verb agreement. So until he (or she) can string together a coherent sentence, we'll assume none of this is true.
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WELCOME BACK "Actor Owen Wilson will return to work next month, filming Marley & Me with co-star Jennifer Aniston in Miami, his first film since his suicide attempt at his Santa Monica home on Aug. 26. Since that dreadful day, Wilson has focused on recovery, dropping out of Ben Stiller-film Tropic Thunder and traveling with pal Woody Harrelson to Peru and Miami Beach."
• Artiste! (Fast forward to 2'25".) [DListed]
• Shocking headlines to shock you into 2008. [PS]
• "Tara Reid’s Hotness Comeback Continues…" It can't come back if it was never here. [HT]
• All of them are overpaid, but who's overpaid the most? [ICYDK]
• Hilary Swank can be seen holding a lion cub here. [INO]
• TMI, French model! [Yeeeah]
• "No man can fight time. Not even Rocky." [CityRag]
Not saying you need to forever coddle the guy, but during these precious, confidence-building months, at least pretend he's more interesting than your iPhone.
An ostensibly excited about life Owen Wilson recently stripped down with Woody Harrelson in the Peruvian jungle, presumably while baked out of their gourds.
The close friends are on a retreat in the Sacred Valley of the Incas, staying in a resort that Harrelson sponsors and occasionally visiting Casa de Milagros, an orphanage Harrelson also sponsors.
Oh, and Owen Wilson: kinda jacked.
• Moms! Am I right? [Queerty]
• Owen Wilson moves on, but not to worry, scorned woman: We hear he's a bit unstable. [DListed]
• Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson profiled the Wu-Tang Clan for the latest issue of Filter magazine. Pick it up if the samurai poets changed your life, too. If you're not into them, shame, but you can read the David Byrne interview. [Filter]
• Daisy Fuentes? Is it 1994? [CityRag]
• Anna Wintour? [PS]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt is a real woman and people are angry about it! [HT]
• Dancing With the Stars victor tastes real fame and immediately dumps his fianceé. [ICYDK]
• Pushing Mad Weight and the City. [INO]
• Here, Joe Simpson comes very close to pimping his daughter. [Yeeeah]
• Amazing screen graphic: "Don't know what Nas' new album is called? Check out our Dog interview." HA! [SH]
• Who are we to say Heidi Montag will never win an Oscar? Sentient beings, that's who. Now cut the shit, Montag. [DListed]
• This gruesome twosome is still quite a bore. [EBG]
• Television show Chuck was honored last evening. Presumably for even existing. [PS]
• Models modeling. Do you care? [HT]
• If it'll make you feel better about things, you can dress like Cameron Diaz. It's pretty easy. [INO]
• Uncle Jesse involved in a mile high scuffle. [ICYDK]
• Le Call: Le nuevo novia de Owen Wilson. [Yeeeah]
• How do women not know when this is happening? They must know, right? [CityRag]
SOSCat Owen Wilson has reportedly taken to urinating with the door open in restrooms to prove that he's not doing drugs while inside. More vulgar than you'd expect, no?
At Los Angeles' Museum of Contemporary Art on Sunday, the recently hospitalized "Darjeeling Limited" star attended a ball in honor of artist Takashi Murikami. "He was with a girl with blond highlights," said our spy, "and he went to the bathroom and peed with the door open."
First the unhinged get all the good parking, then they're allowed to wear slippers to restaurants and now they're granted lenient bathroom etiquette rules. I need a good meltdown.
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• This is the best thing we've ever seen on YouTube. That's not hyperbole. Ever. It's perfect. [Queerty]
• Dog the Bounty Hunter doesn't hate niggers, he just don't want his kids dating no niggers because he's afraid one of them niggers might hear him saying nigger, and then they'd go running their nigger mouth to the Enquirer and he loses his business. See how that's not racist? [DListed]
• More charity balls for Africa! I hope they appreciate all the hard work everyone's doing for them. [PS]
• Celebrity fairy tales (besides their real lives). [INO]
• Woman sues Paris Hilton for "stealing her style." We're watching the world fall apart, people! Ain't it exciting? [ICYDK]
• Milk still hasn't come up with a better marketing plan? [HT]
• Owen Wilson finding reason to live with Jessica Simpson. [Yeeeah]
• Hollywood monster Photoshop. [CityRag]
Here is the Owen Wilson interview we previously told you about. The video, which premiered on MySpace last night at midnight, is the first interview the actor has done following his suicide attempt. Completely avoided: The suicide attempt. Instead, Wilson laments about what a bummer it is to get shots. So true.
What awesome power the internets has: Owen Wilson's first interview post-suicide attempt has ducked all the arthritic trying of Barbara Walters and will be broadcast on MySpace at midnight tonight. Wilson's good friend and longtime collaborator Wes Anderson is interviewing him, meaning the exchange will be boring and toothless, devoid of all questions about the wrist slashing. Yet another reason to not go to MySpace.
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