Our new favorite crazy, Lauren Hutton, gave a very eloquent and coherent speech at the Bravo A-List Awards, where she declared that she hadn't slept in 46 hours. We're sure it's not because of any substance abuse — she's just been really busy, what with her passionate Sex and the City rants and all.

Last night, a handful of celebrities who seemingly had nothing in common gathered to honor — what else? — fragrance. The Fifi Awards, known as the Oscars of the fragrance industry, honored such achievements as best packaging and presented Vera Wang with a hall of fame award. But the real show was on the red carpet, where everyone's favorite D-listers (think Danity Kane and Minka Kelly) gathered to have their pictures taken and answer such hard-hitting questions as, "What are you wearing?"

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Of course, not everyone has the luxury of being able to step over Fashion Week as if it were an errant mess on a city sidewalk. Occasionally, notable people are present for – and even active participants in – the clamorous, glamorous hubbub. To these precious few (or is it gullible many) we briefly offer our attention and pity.

Is it a peace sign or is it how many Chinese babies died to make the leather for her purse? Either way, it's happening in the front row of Vera Wang, and we've got the action after the jump.

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