• Two Girls One Cup set the bar for "viral videos" in 2007. Everything else is as boring as this. [BWE]

• Michael Bolton on the beach! Slow down, ladies, you'll wreck the bandwidth. [DListed]

• A look back at the Beckhams? Nothing to see here. [PS]

• Gossip Girl guy giving groovy, grotesque glances. [EBG]

• It's that pretty woman Paz Vega from that ugly movie Spanglish. [HT]

• Rather than mess up her toenail polish, Mary Kate Olsen risks stepping on a hypodermic needle. Priorities! So! Backwards! [INO]

• "Life’s great for Ivanka Trump, who admits there are real advantages to 'being young, blonde and, if you will, looking a certain way.'" We will not. [ICYDK]

• "So the homecoming queen has taken to fucking the school janitor." [Yeeeah]

• Jack Osbourne is still having trouble deciding on a face. [CityRag]