When Miley Cyrus was chosen to host the Teen Choice Awards, which was filmed last night and will air tonight, we're unsure whether or not the producers expected her to hog the spotlight as much as she obviously did. Judging from the pictures, she treated the entire awards show like one of her infamous YouTube videos, including her BFF Mandy in most of her bits and ruining a perfectly good LL Cool J performance.

In other news, Dwight graced the show with his presence, Mariah continued to use a glitter microphone, Arcuhleta's dad still won't go away — and when did Chace Crawford become so good-looking?

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Tyra Banks and some of her top models attempted to show off how to smile with your eyes at the CW Network 2008 Upfronts last night in NYC. It's safe to say Tyra is still the only one who has mastered that concept, but we applaud Anya (second from right) for making a solid attempt. The rest seem to have just given up hope.

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What's up with the inappropriate Gossip Girl promotion? Between the steamy OMFG sex scene ads and this stripped-down cover of the latest issue of New York magazine, we have a hard time believing any parents will be happy letting their school-age children watch the show tonight when it comes back from hiatus.

The ugly (or maybe handsome depending on what your dad looked like) one from Gossip Girl today attended a swag event put on by Access Hollywood and called vaguely "Stuff You Must…" The ellipses means it's up to you, and, from the looks of the garbage, we think it's all stuff you must not have known you should covet—and which you probably shouldn't!

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• Two Girls One Cup set the bar for "viral videos" in 2007. Everything else is as boring as this. [BWE]

• Michael Bolton on the beach! Slow down, ladies, you'll wreck the bandwidth. [DListed]

• A look back at the Beckhams? Nothing to see here. [PS]

• Gossip Girl guy giving groovy, grotesque glances. [EBG]

• It's that pretty woman Paz Vega from that ugly movie Spanglish. [HT]

• Rather than mess up her toenail polish, Mary Kate Olsen risks stepping on a hypodermic needle. Priorities! So! Backwards! [INO]

• "Life’s great for Ivanka Trump, who admits there are real advantages to 'being young, blonde and, if you will, looking a certain way.'" We will not. [ICYDK]

• "So the homecoming queen has taken to fucking the school janitor." [Yeeeah]

• Jack Osbourne is still having trouble deciding on a face. [CityRag]