• The way these crazy gays talk, you'd think separate but equal laws were repealed decades ago. [Queerty]
• Cashmere Mafia is hit hard by the writer's strike! What kind of world is this? [DListed]
• Hills recap: Heidi is manipulated, again. [PITNB]
• Just in time for some dick's birthday: An Entourage book! [PS]
• Same model, different charity. [HT]
• Jay-Z is launching a makeup line, but it's going to be totally tough. [ICYDK]
• James Blunt has been gone for a while, but he's back and bad as ever. [INO]
• Oprah on the African boarding school scandal: "I am a mama bear when it comes to protecting my children." [Yeeeah]
• Alyssa Milano is pretty serious about not using Botox. [CityRag]
• Obama's thoughts on the gays and the church and the Democrats and…just a whole lot of prevarication. [Queerty]
• Celebrity non-justice. [DListed]
• Dick in a cell. [EBG]
• More court dates than romantic dates makes Britney a crazy lady. [PS]
• Charity fashions! [INO]
• Dr Kevorkian movie. Killer. [ICYDK]
• Petra Nemcova at a charity event. Graceful. [HT]
• The 17-year-old virgin. [Yeeeah]
• "Benicio Del Toro or Wolf Man?" [CityRag]
• To fully appreciate the video above, you need to start with this. Then you will grasp the genius. [BWE]
• Bruce Willis says during his darkest days he turned to Will Smith for guidance, meaning that, sometimes, life really does imitate The Legend of Bagger Vance. Thank God. [DListed]
• Sienna and Keira: So happy together. [DS]
• Damn her awareness and self-respect! [HT]
• Cisco Adler's genitalia gets a resurgence in popularity thanks to Sarah Silverman. [CityRag]
• Do your worst, copper. No mortal man's prison can hold The Hoff when he's on a whiskey bender. [Yeeeah]
• Sarah Michelle Gellar still does stuff? [ICYDK]
• Fox is already out to give Jordin a complex. Does anyone know where the Fox team put their souls when they step on set? [SH]
• Rosie's leaving early. You probably won't even notice she's not there. [DListed]
• These boobs survived a tsunami. They're allowed to peek out every now and again. [HT]
• Lindsay Lohan's working on a second album that she says will have the sound of "urban pop," or, as people who live in urban areas call it, "pop." [ICYDK]
• The long strange trip that's been the past year of The View. Guess what: Rosie made it interesting. [Jossip]
• The drummer from Metallica had a baby. In related news, the drummer from Metallica is a baby. [Yeeeah]
• Newsflash: Hollywood recycles bullshit. [CityRag]
Petra Nemcova—tsunami survivor and children's charity supporter—may be falling in to the shallow end. Here's the scoop from Page Six:
The tsunami-surviving supermodel, who just broke up with fey singer James Blunt, rebounded with Paris Hilton's ex, Stavros Niarchos. Our eagle-eyed spy caught the two making out at Bungalow 8 recently as they partied with Niarchos' oil-heir friend Brandon Davis. "She was grinding him," our witness said. "It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep with Paris. Eww."
Petra should know that surviving a devastating tsunami is one thing, but trying to stay whole, decent and kind amongst the bunch of sedentary drinkers she's fallen in with is going to be one of the hardest fights of her life.
• Thanks, Fergie, for explaining that one. [Yeeeah]
• What a difference a day makes. [DListed]
• Let's ban "fug." [CityRag]
• Models are kinda trained to be carefree with their bodies—that's how they can stand middle aged Austrian photographers lifting their arms and pushing their thighs. This can't faze her. [HT]
• Posh at 18. [ICYDK]
• For once, pics of Lohan at LAX the airport, not the club. [PopSugar]
• Kool-Aid pickles! At last, something black leaders and Jewish leaders can agree on. [NYT]
• The hunter blood in her veins insures she won't even flinch at shit like this. [Reuters]
• I'm Petra-fied she ever saw anything in that guy. [Egotastic]
• Joss's skirt is about as short as people's interest in her. [IDLYITW]
• Donatella Versace's daughter has very unhealthy issues with weight. I wonder where that could have started. [ASL]
• Sadly, as the sole breadwinner, Lindsay Lohan actually has the right to dictate family politics. [HR]
• Sean Stewart admits that used to lust after his step mother, Rachel Hunter. He also alludes to the fact that he used to masturbate while thinking about her. Sorry, Sean, but the general rule is that once your dad's penis has been in something, you can't touch it. That goes for everything. [NYP]
• Elton John at the bondage fest. What kind of glasses go with crotchless hot pants and a ball gag? [Queerty]
• Something tells me this Elisha Cuthbert is a little more like your real Girl Next Door. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Paris isn't afraid to ride the Vespa in the short skirt. [http://x17online.com/celebrities/que_bella.php]
• The Office gets its sexy on. [BWE]
• I try not to think about the Russell Simmons/Petra Nemcova rumors. They make my head hurt. [Egotastic]
• Wentworth Miller isn't afraid to google himself in public. Dirty, dirty boy. [DListed]
• Evangeline Lilly cleans up nice. [Yeeeah]
• Are the starlets starving themselves so we see them as cute? [CityRag]
• Well…they're both pretty leathery. [Gawker]
• Lindsay Lohan's not completely dead in the eyes, she's just looking at that really tall dude behind you. [Gallery of the Absurd]
• Behold the 8th Wonder of the Modern World: Jessica Simpson can rollerskate and sing at the same time. [Bricks and Stones]
• Sorry Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly prefers to kiss A-List scruffs. [Egotastic]
• Petra Nemcova is becoming un-hot by James Blunt association. [The Superficial]
• Kristin Cavallari, it's not a great sign these days if you're wearing Britney Spears hand-me-downs. [Faded Youth]
• Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, put your baby away. It's adorable. We've all seen it. We're sure it would love to be indoors sometime. [JustJared]
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