Adnan Ghalib and Kathy Griffin went shopping at Victoria’s Secret on Rodeo Drive yesterday. If you can’t tell it’s a set-up, then you are beyond hope.

And Kathy: Really? We knew you were desperate, but this is just depressing.

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National nightmare Chris Crocker was invited to walk the red carpet at Socialvibe.com’s Green Party, held last night at Les Deux in Hollywood. Naturally, he capitalized on this opportunity by dressing up as a slutty Big Bird. Are we sure he’s not one big joke for Pop Fiction?

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Who’s the proud owner of this new tattoo?

Update: You guessed it. The tat, reading “the rice is fried in pork fat,” is a fake. Seems Ashton is getting desperate.

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Ashton Kutcher’s new show, Pop Fiction, was created to turn the tables on the tabloids, but magazine editors aren’t buying it. Apparently Life & Style stalkers staffers are so observant they can spot Ashton’s shenanigans right away, so — unless Britney turns out to have been sane this whole time — the joke has fallen flat.

It’s mostly a lot of D-listers we don’t care about. [We] wouldn’t cover anyone on that show — with the exception of Avril. This show won’t go anywhere. No one is watching it.

In Hollywood, anytime anyone decides to be in on the joke and critique themselves, no one cares. It’s not having the effect they thought it would. No one can sympathize with celebs. They’re always in on it themselves, whether they’re pulling the joke or not.

We’re not surprised by this development, but nobody is believing that the mags don’t care about anyone except Avril, seeing as how Paris and Eva have graced many a cover. Don’t act like you’re above them, tabs. No one’s buying it.

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Eva Longoria’s recent stint on Pop Fiction, in which she poked fun at everyone who said her marriage to Tony Parker was on the rocks, seems to be backfiring. Either she removed the tattoo of her wedding date from the inside of her wrist because she and Tony are seconds from Splitsville, or she actually enjoys making the paparazzi and general public doubt the state of her marriage.

We’re betting Tony has had enough of that laugh.

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Pop Fiction’s latest prank included Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez, as we originally suspected. But what we didn’t anticipate was Eva’s terrible cackling laugh — if that can’t keep the paps away, no Ashton Kutcher-produced prank ever will.