If you thought horndog sitcom star Charlie Sheen had sworn off hookers many years ago, you’re wrong, according to a former Los Angeles madam.
-From where else but the New York Post
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The answer after the jump.
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Blood is in the water surrounding ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer and it’s a goddamn feeding frenzy of pimps, hookers and newsmen.
All three converged to spit up the Post’s lead story today, a poorly written attack piece about yet another prostitute who claims to have serviced the fallen politico. The headline proclaims, “AND THERE HE HO’S AGAIN”. Of course, the boldness of ALL CAPS is belied by the article’s infirm linchpin: “A source said [the prostitute] personally serviced Spitzer.”
New York, I love you, but you’re bringing me down.
Ashley Youmans, the Jersey prostitute so enticing she made Eliot Spitzer forget he could maybe one day be President, was once also a plaything of famed whoremonger Charlie Sheen, according to a report out of the UK.
Pimp Jason Itzler, 41, claims he sent [Youmans] under the name of Victoria and another girl, Cheryl, to Sheen more than two years ago …
He claims Sheen paid $20,000 for a threesome with the girls dressed up as cheerleaders.
“Sheen got the girls to dress up as cheerleaders and chant his name while performing sex acts. They loved Charlie. They said he was a great guy. A great lover. One time he had them dressed up like cheerleaders, chanting ‘Charlie! Charlie! He’s our man. If he can’t do it, nobody can!’”
Sheen’s publicist says that even if the “alleged cheerleader incident” did happen, it happened 15 years ago. Translation: “The cheerleader incident did happen, just not with Youmans.”
WHO SAYS THE TIMES IS TOO POMPOUS? From an article entitled “Emperor’s Club Sold an Oxymoron: High-Class Prostitution”: “Here’s the fantasy that the prostitution ring, the Emperor’s Club V.I.P., was selling Governor Spitzer about a young woman it called Kristen, who calls herself Ashley Alexandra Dupré: that she was a successful swimsuit model who’d traveled the world (as opposed to a singer getting nowhere with a boyfriend who’d paid her rent, as The Times reported yesterday); that she enjoyed civilized pursuits like dining at exclusive restaurants (actually, she’s been hoping for work at a friend’s restaurant); and that she liked sampling fine wines (no mention of the drug abuse she’d reported on her MySpace page). The site also described her as 24 (in fact, she’s 22, an age that might have sounded dangerously collegiate to an affluent clientele).”
Ashley Youmans, aka Ashley Alexandra Dupré the fledgling chanteuse, aka Kristen of the Emperor’s Club prostitution ring, aka the worst decision Eliot Spitzer ever made, is not a foolish call girl. She knows you gotta strike while the iron’s hot, so that’s why, yesterday, she debuted a new song on the Internets, despite currently being involved in one of the biggest scandals in the nation. (Nevermind that everyone’s calling her a whore, maybe those puritans like to dance!)
Kristen’s latest track is called “Move Ya Body,” and, for just 98 cents, it can be yours—totally worth it as far as ironic downloads go. A sampling of the lyrics: “If you wanna take me out after the club/ You gotta do it right, baby, show me some love/ Sex, money, drugs is what I’m all about…” Good for her. Two out of three ain’t bad, Eliot.
• This is the prostitute for whom Eliot Spitzer pissed away his life. She’s 22, from New Jersey (no duh!) and a budding singer. Oh, yeah, she’s also willing to have sex with unattractive but powerful men for money. Friend her on MySpace! [NYT]
• Rosie O’Donnell’s partner currently looks like Susan Powter used to look. Yes, compliment. [DListed]
• It wasn’t that cold yesterday. [PS]
• “Want To Know How Much Angelina Jolie’s Outfit Costs?” Huh? Do ya? Do ya? [INO]
• As a child, Julie Andrews was molested by her stepfather, but she still kept his surname. Sick all around. [ICYDK]
• More of the same from Carmen Electra. Honestly, she needs to give it up. Everything. Just stay at home and relax. Enough with the modeling. [HT]
• Why do celebrities get such bad tattoos? [CityRag]
THAT IS UNSAFE Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss on what that hooker meant when she said Governor Spitzer asked her to do “things that, like, you might not think were safe.”: “I’m sure he wanted anal sex without condoms.”
AMERICAN VALUES “[New York] Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning. Mr. Spitzer, who was huddled with his top aides inside his Fifth Avenue apartment early this afternoon, had hours earlier abruptly canceled his scheduled public events for the day. … Mr. Spitzer, a first-term Democrat who pledged to bring ethics reform and end the often seamy ways of Albany, is married with three children.”
• Sacha Baron Cohen stuffed his crotch for Sweeney Todd. No idea why. [Queerty]
• “In my lifetime, from World War II on, life got freer and freer until herpes, then AIDS. That was the end, ask any bar owner. Things moved to the right.” [DListed]
• The Gossip Girl boy is gossiping with girls at a basketball game. Oh boy! [PS]
• Most of the hookers we’ve seen in New York have “hooker flip flops with holes in the soles” and “hooker crippling drug addictions,” not leather “hooker boots.” [HT]
• No makeup. That’s what we like to see. [INO]
• Madonna’s new album will not be titled Licorice. What a relief, huh? [ICYDK]
• For her babies, Jennifer Lopez wants a bunch of impractical stuff that’s absurdly expensive. How incongruous with the miracle of life. [Yeeeah]
• People write all over this city, and, when it’s not racist, it can be really great. [CityRag]
Boy George, the painted phantom at right and the man who once moaned “Give me time to realize my crime,” has been charged with false imprisonment after chaining a Norwegian escort to his wall and holding him for an unspecified amount of time.
The escort was at the singer’s home, he says, for a “photo session.” We doubt that, but we also doubt he was there to be kidnapped by 47-Year-Old Man George. If convicted, George faces life in prison. (Does anyone have the scoop on what’s up with all the possible life sentences in England?)
• New York television news team terrified the orange guy might ruin their very important iPhone story. [BWE]
• Most hookers feel lucky when they’re not beaten to death. [DListed]
• Lohan in jorts. [HT]
• License to Wed fails worse than many real marriages. [ICYDK]
• Now hopeless thirtysomethings can venture outside their condos and boo Big on the silver screen. [Glitterati]
• This is how unwanted babies are made. [Yeeeah]
• Veins mean she’s alive. They’re not gross. Sorry. [CityRag]
• A look at luxury with Blonde Redhead, by editor Cord Jefferson. [Filter]
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