Thank heavens for my old freshman year roommate, who saved me from my future Puppy Cam depression with this new link: Puppy Stalker. It's like the old puppy cam, but four times the fun, so you can be four times the slacker during work hours.

You're welcome.

Here we go, I'm just ripping the band-aid off as quickly and painlessly as possible: The puppy cam is ending. Take a minute, sit down, dry the tears from your eyes and get it together. We need to be strong during the puppies' final days. Apparently the precious bundles of joy are growing up and will be going to their new homes over the next few weeks, so mark your calendars: In less than a month, you can return to being productive at work instead of just blankly staring at your computer screen all day while letting out the occasional "Aww!"

Life will never be the same.

Paris Hilton, who has been described as "wife material" by boyfriend/STD twin Benji Madden, took to a pet shop yesterday in LA to spread the clap to innocent animals.

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Did Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn really break up, as all the unreliable sources are reporting? Was it because Jennifer is too in love with her new ovary-melting-ly adorable puppy? Has she really started calling herself "The New Jen"? If so, can I finally lose the guilt for constantly mocking her? Oh, and can I have her puppy? Please.

Maybe Vince Vaughn left her ass because she hasn't smiled, not even once, in the past three years. Don't be so sad, Jen, remember 90s when everyone wanted your haircut? It must have been rad. So, there's always that.

Have a wonderful Friday, kittens. See ya'll here tomorrow.

Kisses and Red Wine (Tears, eh Jen?),
Molly

P.S. - No, really, wanna be my MySpace Friend?

P.P.S.- To DVR tonight: The Science of Shark Sex. Man, am I excited.