Guy Ritchie, mistakenly thinking he's the newest authority on health:

Sugar kills. Think of the calories in sugar. Fat kills more people than anything else. Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths, arguably more than crack cocaine.

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Will Ferrell, offering thoughtful parenting advice to former co-star Nicole Kidman:

For me, talk to your children, at least once a week. If you've got time, do it two or three times a week. But otherwise, I find the times where I let weeks and weeks go by without talking to my children, that adds up.

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Katy Perry, on which poor girl she would like to kiss:

Miley Cyrus! … Maybe we'll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage [at the Teen Choice Awards]. How hilarious would that be? Although I don't think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!

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Joel McHale, being awesome and discussing Tila Tequila:

She has so much whore in such a small body. I thought that show [A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila] would've jumped the shark two minutes in but when they ate the pig's vagina — oh man. I mentioned that during one of my comedy shows and people looked at me in horror. But I am just the messenger folks, this is what actually happened on television, in the afternoon, while your kids were watching.

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James Franco, on his plans to attend graduate school at NYU:

I love being around people who are interested in what I'm interested in. That is the best way to learn. For me, being able to act in movies is not having it all. I am interested in other things, and I take my interests seriously.

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Flavor Flav, telling us yet another sex-related factoid we didn't want to know today:

I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box. … I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old. Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.

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Shot at Love dumper Kristy Morgan, proving that, although she dumped Tila Tequila, she's still kind of an idiot:

Tila has this perfect person in mind that she wanted to be with and in no way was I that person. … But she inspired me to be more open about my sexuality.

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Eddie Murphy, on his plans to retire just a few years too late:

I have close to fifty movies and it's like, why am I in the movies? I've done that part now. I'll go back to the stage and do standup.

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Enrique Iglesias, on his divorce from Anna Kournikova (but is he joking?):

Oh I'm not married, no. I mean I was married. I was married, seriously. I was married a year ago to Anna and I don't know what happened. We're not married anymore but we are kind of still in contact.

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Vivienne Westwood — who designed a dress worn by Carrie in the Sex and the City movie — explaining why the film sucked after only watching the opening credits:

I thought Sex and the City was supposed to be about cutting-edge fashion and there was nothing remotely memorable or interesting about what I saw. I went to the premiere and left after 10 minutes.

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Larry Birkhead, explaining why he made the creepy decision to pay almost $3,000t at an auction for Anna Nicole's old lingerie:

I have a lot of history I have to put together that [daughter Dannielynn] doesn't really know about. … You know, it's not something I can show today, but something down the road.

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A Lopez family "source," describing the most believable scene ever:

Jennifer wants to be the perfect mother, but she crumbles if any normal little thing goes wrong. If the twins cry, she thinks it's because she's a bad mom, and bursts into tears herself. Marc had to sit her down and make her understand that she's a good mom and it's normal for babies to cry.

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Pamela Anderson, whose mother seems to have the right idea:

It’s really weird because I’ve never been with a girl. Writing about it was as far as I got. Lately my mother’s said, ‘I wish you were gay, considering your choice in men.’

Chris Martin, who is all about the music:

I had a tricky time with girls until I was, like, 21. I got trapped in the friendship tip many, many times. It was like, 'I need to be a rock star because this is no good: Being the kind of guy that everybody likes but no one wants to have sex with.' I don't want to be the person that makes everybody laugh before they go off and bang. I want to be the guy that everybody bangs.

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Carrie Underwood, explaining what Chace Crawford probably saw in her:

I don't consider myself sexy … I'm kind of a nervous person in general. I'm socially awkward. I'm not tall and sensuous. I usually wear sweats everywhere I go. Oh, and I burp a lot.

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Kendra Wilkinson, describing her much-too-detailed birthday gift to 82-year-old Hugh Hefner:

I molded my ass, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish.' It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle.

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Rupert Everett, winning over the British soldiers:

The whole point of being in the Army is wanting to get killed. … Now it is the opposite. They are always whining about the dangers of being killed. Oh my God, they are such wimps now!

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Hayden Panettiere, desperately seeking attention:

It’s great to be single. It’s great to have boyfriends. Or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and goofing about. Like perfecting your technique.

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