Last night a dreary and overcast New York City was treated to the premiere of The Dark Knight, which featured a black carpet. The stars of the movie and all the D-listers in attendance followed suit by dressing in the somber hue, except for a select few (Regis, we're looking at you).
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SOCCER MOM DIVERSIONS GETTING MORE GIMMICKY "More than 500 participants - including 11 men - from 40 states will compete in Regis [Philbin] and Kelly [Ripa's] first-ever High Heel-a-thon in Central Park this morning for a chance at first place and $25,000. The race will air live starting at 9:30 a.m. … how hard could 150 yards be in hot pink 41/2-inch Walter Steiger heels?"
Regis Philbin is kind of like Santa Claus in that he's been around forever and everyone loves him. For some reason, his presence got the ladies of The View all riled up to the point where Joy screamed at Barbara as Whoopi walked off the stage. Can Regis have a seat at the View table every day? It's not like he has 19 other TV shows in the works. CONTINUED »
It has descended upon us: The Sex and the City movie premiered last night in New York City, much to the delight of … Eli Manning? He was one of the guests in attendance, for reasons unknown, at the type of over-the-top shindig that should only be reserved for stuff like the second coming of Xenu.
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I'll come right out and admit it: My hatred for Heidi Montag knows no bounds. Out of any reality TV character — even Spencer Pratt — she is by far the most vile human being I have ever witnessed, what with her absolute disregard for reality and her lame attempts at rewriting history. Things hit rock bottom the other night, when my roommate had to sit and listen to my hour-long diatribe detailing how happy I would be if Heidi were to get hit by a bus.
Needless to say, I have a problem. And that problem grew even worse this morning when she appeared on Live with Regis & Kelly to bash Lauren Conrad, promote her skanky clothing line and be controlled by Spencer, who was standing offstage likely holding up cue cards. CONTINUED »
Regis Philbin has announced that he will be transitioning to three-day work weeks next year, relinquishing Live with Regis & Kelly hosting duties to guests on Thursdays and Fridays.
Huge fans of Regis that we are, our heart sank at this news, as we think this might be a subtle indication of failing health.
• Brad's bummed people are picking on Angie. I've got a solution, dude: go chill on your $268 million yacht and tell the world to eat your wildly rich shit. [DListed]
• Desperate Housewives live for shit like this. [PopSugar]
• Warring to decide who first printed that Jared Leto's mediocre in the sack. [Jossip]
• You've gotta feel slightly bad for him at this point. [INO]
• Reg is coming back, baby! [HR]
• Paris is afraid jail time might taint her image. Umm, Paris, people are still taking pictures of you everywhere you go and you have a sex tape out, alleged venereal diseases, publicized pictures of your rampant drug abuse and video evidence of you dancing around while screaming "nigger." As much as it pains me to say it, jail isn't going to taint your image. [IDLYITW]
• I once heard that some women are very self-conscious about their nipples. I don't know if that's true, but Sienna Miller certainly isn't. [Egotastic]
• Fergie too drunk to fly. [DListed]
• Tom Cruise using a show about a guy who would threaten to hit his wife for an analogy to explain controlling his wife. [TheBosh]
• Whitney Houston back in the studio to record "I Will Always Love Booze." [CN]
• Regis' ticker is getting a little tired. Pull through li'l buddy! I love Regis. [Glitterati]
• Even more blurring of the lines between politics and celebrity. [Jossip]
• Hindu man pissed about Hurley's wedding. Thereby proving Eastern religions also dabble in irrational dogma. [ICYDK]
• "The Reason Fat Girls Hit Puberty Early" [Slate]
• I'm making "Laguna girls like to be on top" shirts right away. Expect them at Urban Outfitters within the month. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Pete Doherty got busted for being Pete Doherty. [Celebitchy]
• Aston Kutcher and Demi Moore are officially the most boring couple of all. They've argued once. Ever. [DListed]
• Naw, man, I was, like, there, when Lohan sat on a bare mattress and took back some JD. [Goldenfiddle]
• Don't feel bad about owning more shoes than books, Christina Ricci, most of your peers don't even know what a book is. [PopSugar]
• Paris' second single get the ever-important Diddyproval. [Hollywood Rag]
• Today in celebrity catfights: Regis Philbin vs. David Hasselhoff. [Cityrag]
• Star Jones found dead in her finest fur. [Junkiness]
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