Some horrible, but completely expected news from the Roommate Newswire: "i heard on npr this morning that the choices for real world bklyn are ft. greene and williamsburg."

Tyra's face says it all: Shock! Dismay! Why is this show — this woman! – still on the air week after numbing week? WHY!!!!!!

To each their own, we suppose.

Last night the fake model asked to go back to from whence she came was the one who "looks like a fucking dude," according to my roommate.