DOWNGRADE "Blogger Emily Brill spotted Gossip Girl’s Chase Crawford and celebridaughter Rumer Willis out partying together Thursday night (they were also seen flirting at a GQ party last December). … Is Bruce and Demi's edgy spawn just the rebound Chace needs to get over wholesome ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood?"
A bartender serving drinks at punker Ashton Kutcher's birthday party at Manhattan "hot spot" Socialista on February 7 has tested positive for Hepatitis A. The New York City Health Department says all guests in attendance could have contracted the virus and should be properly vaccinated. Besides Kutcher and his wife, Demi Moore, at risk are Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, Salma Hayek and Bruce Willis.
Hepatitis A is borne mostly through food or drinks contaminated with the feces of an infected person. Lucky for Madonna, Kutcher and Moore, their constant intake of Kabbalah bullshit ensures they have a high tolerance for this sort of thing. The others should seek treatment immediately.
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Stars: For once, they're actually just like us! See for yourself in this video of chinny Die Hard scion Rumer Willis being denied entry into the Villa nightclub last night. Upon being asked to leave, the 19-year-old Willis makes a hasty exit, jacket pulled above a possibly blushing face. The world can be so fair, sometimes.
The celebrities came out in droves last night to celebrate the launch of the new Blackberry Pearl. At events such as these, it's often required to take an awkward red carpet photo with the product; some of these celebs, however, managed to look uncomfortable all on their own.
Above: CariDee English (from America's Next Top Model) demonstrates how not to do the "crossed legs make you look skinnier" pose.
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It's been a busy day for New York: Both Rumer Willis and Paris Hilton have landed in the big city and plan to terrorize residents for an entire week. Looking at their outfits, we can't help but wonder why they are allowed to even go within 100 yards of Fashion Week.
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GQ held their annual Men of the Year awards soirée last evening at Hollywood's famed Chateau Marmont.
Fun fact: Very few Men of the Year at the Men of the Year party. Is their shunning of such crap the key to their glory? Maybe!
Nevertheless, the aggregation of celebrities was thicker than 18-year-old Hayden Panettiere's makeup. Even Rumer Willis was there!!!!!!! Click through to see.
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Since she's been chosen to take on the duties of Miss Golden Globe at this year's awards, E! has a strong hunch that Rumer Willis is hungry for the fame that has surrounded her her entire life.
Previous red carpet runs may have been simply a matter of tagging along after her more famous friends. And maybe she just took those bit parts to further family togetherness. But putting on an evening gown and mingling with the glitterati onstage before a camera? That's incontrovertible proof that Rumer Willis wants to be famous.
We thought she wanted to be famous after seeing that she's been in six movies, but an awards show bit part is a good indication, too, we guess.
• We're not sure why Queerty posted the above clip, but we're fucking doing it now, too! Sense in numbers. [Queerty]
• Lance Armstrong's daughters are so baffled by his relationship with Ashley Olsen they've started to bring her to school to experiment on. [DListed]
• The fact that "different looking" has come to be synonymous with "ugly" is a scary societal shift. [EBG]
• Drew Barrymore on the set of Grey Gardens. We presume this is pre-meltdown of her character. If not, crazy looks pretty. [PS]
• Grey of Anatomy fame got married. [INO]
• Jennifer Hudson: Oscar winner turned hang-outer. [ICYDK]
• Lindsay Lohan's enabler aims her syringe. [Yeeeah]
• Celebrity aptronyms. Fun! [CityRag]
• More of this caged bird. [HT]
Still with this bleaching stuff? Why do young and old alike singe their hair like this? As absurd as it may be, those dumb blond jokes aren't jokes to a lot of people. Though brunettes burning the color out of their brown hair makes a good case for spectrum-wide stupidity.
I doubt very much that blonds have more fun, but this picture makes it quite obvious that women with long flaxen hair have something to distract one's eye from their uniquely prominent chins.
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This is Kat Dennings at last night's Superbad premiere in Los Angeles. You may recognize her from her turn in The 40-Year-Old Virgin, which was funny, but perhaps the best reason to begin rooting for this girl is that she looks to be the anti-Jessica Simpson. While both sport sharp curves, Dennings has fought the urge to slather herself in sunless tanner and cram her breasts up her nostrils. Plus, Denning's mom is a poet from Philly! That's much better than Simpson's Bible-beating dad-ager! Game, set, brunette!
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• Pete Doherty has been banned from the streets of London. Now you can feel free shoot up at the pub without him bogarting your stash. [DListed]
• Charlize goes for a birthday swim in Belize. Next stop, delis in some jellies. [HT]
• Apparently this movie is The Little Rascals meets A Clockwork Orange meets The Beach. Should be great. [ICYDK]
• Paris Hilton's mother offers her the comfort of unnecessarily soft blankets, thereby creating the literal scenario to accompany the figurative one that's destroyed her daughter's life. [Yeeeah]
• Some cat with his face in a glass. I don't know. [CityRag]
• The Scarlet Kitty. [NYT]
Everybody says they hate Rumer Willis' chin, but that's stupid and nitpicky. The real problem with Rumer Willis is that she knows how to steal the souls of sleeping children and she won't tell us, despite the fact that that could be a real asset in the war on terror. Thanks a lot, Benedict Elf.
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Rumer Willis,
When your parents are really famous, your Facebook pics are gonna get leaked sooner or later. So, you're probably going to want to take down that picture of you on all fours on the edge of the bed. And try to limit the pics of you putting condoms in your mouth to one.
Do keep the rhinestone pirate look. That shit is awesome, and nobody's doing it (I'm not joking). Also—and this is important—get the fuck back in school.
Cheers,
Cord
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