HOLLYWOOD NOW LITERALLY RUBBING OUT DIFFERENCES “What was the last nail in the coffin [for Sarah Jessica Parker’s recently removed chin mole]? … Insiders say the mole may have … required digital retouching to make it less noticeable during those tender love scenes with Mr. Big (Chris Noth) [in Sex and the City: The Movie].”
Why she waited until after the Sex and the City series on HBO, and after the Sex and the City movie on the big screen, we’ll never know. But Sarah Jessica Parker has gone ahead and done it: She removed her chin mole. “Yes, she had the mole removed,” a source tells CelebTV.com. “It was not for medical reasons.” This will do nothing, however, to end comparisons of Parker to horses.
Ew, remember Failure to Launch, The Family Stone, and Smart People, those horrific Sarah Jessica Parker movies? The first took in $88m domestically, while the second grossed $60m, and the third, uh, just $10m. Not terrible sums (minus the last one), but definitely regrettable roles. Then along came Sex and the City, racketing up $134m so far and landing Parker back in the hearts of single gals everywhere. And now that Parker has found her stride again — that is, resurrected the role that squarely put her on the map — it looks like she’s going to stick with what she knows best in the near future.
And girl is pissed.
Sarah Jessica Parker had 40 dresses selected for various Sex and the City premieres, and worse this Nina Ricci gown, designed by Olivier Theyskens, to the New York debut. She was assured it was the first time it had been worn by anyone in public. Except it wasn’t.
The MTV Movie Awards were held last night, and I admittedly couldn’t bring myself to sit through the hours-long crapfest. Just by looking at the pictures (after the jump), it’s obvious I didn’t miss much.
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Heard about this movie Gangbang in the Gotham or Humping in the Apple or something? It comes out this week and the media can’t seem to stop talking about either it or the advertising for it; a funny thing considering that talking about how crazy the advertising is for a movie is simply advertising for a movie in a crazy way. (Please, make the check out to “Cash,” Sarah Jessica.)
Anyway, professional thieves in both New York and LA are already thinking of ways to swindle fans of Parker et al into paying exorbitant amounts of money to see this movie, which, though insane, seems to be working.
Among the most elaborate: sold-out “Sex and the City” tours throughout Gotham on Friday. The tours, starting at 10 minute intervals in mid-afternoon, stop off at the Pleasure Chest, where Charlotte purchased her Rabbit sex toy, and the bakery where Miranda devoured cupcakes, before a nosh, screening of the movie and afterparty at Guesthouse. Cosmos aren’t included in the $130 pricetag…
Hey, if Carrie and the girls have taught us anything, it’s spend indiscriminately and never worry about the consequences, because life is a fucking TV show. Have fun!
It has descended upon us: The Sex and the City movie premiered last night in New York City, much to the delight of … Eli Manning? He was one of the guests in attendance, for reasons unknown, at the type of over-the-top shindig that should only be reserved for stuff like the second coming of Xenu.
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We’re surprised it took this long for spoiler-ish clips from the upcoming Sex and the City movie to hit the Web. Three new scenes are up, and they really don’t give too much away unless you’ve managed to hide from all the photos of the cast filming scenes for the movie. Our review: The trailer was way better.
The Sex and the City ladies are now taking Germany by storm, and thank goodness Sarah Jessica Parker decided against wearing another bird on her head. And is it just us, or is it odd that the movie still has yet to premiere in the city in which it’s based?
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OMG, it’s finally here! The Sex and the City movie premiered today in London, because that totally makes sense, what with the movie being based in New York City and all. As expected, Sarah Jessica Parker stole the spotlight — much to the other stars’ dismay — with a ridiculous bird on top of her head.
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The women on Sex and the City hate each other even more than the terrorists hate them and their freewheeling, leg-baring ways. You know this and we know this, which means the producers behind the SATC movie definitely know this. Knowing this, why do the producers seem to intentionally divide the stars even further? Publicity, m’man! Because kinship and harmony don’t mean dick when it comes to profits.
Headlining the Sex and the City movie has its perks: adoring fans, characters that fit like a glove, slipping into the latest fashions and then keeping the clothes. Right? Right?
Not so fast! Kristin Davis and Kim Cattrall were shocked—shocked—when they actually couldn’t collect their fashionable duds.
“It’s in the contract that we get to keep our outfits, which is a fantastic thing, except that, for me, all of my outfits were samples,” Davis told E! News this week, at the movie’s press day. “I kept my running pants, which I love and wear them a lot, but I was like, Where are my clothes?”
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As for Sarah Jessica Parker, she kept everything that wasn’t borrowed, just like back in Sex’s heyday. “I had done that over the course of the series,” she revealed. And it turned out to be très beneficial to have Carrie Bradshaw’s “vintage” clothes during one of the movie’s key montages.“I got to keep almost everything,” said Cynthia Nixon.
• There’s a reason we haven’t subjected ourselves to MTV’s Rock the Cradle. Behold that reason. [DListed]
• Mary-Kate Olsen took in a hockey game last night in NYC. No word on how her frail body survived being that close to the ice. [PS]
• Sarah Jessica Parker swears she will never use plastic surgery or Botox, so you can rest assured she will likely top those “most unattractive” lists for years to come. [ICYDK]
• Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon obtained a marriage license in the Caribbean. So this whole thing is legit? Really? Really? [INO]
• We never thought we’d see the day when Britney Spears was allowed to be in a swimming pool with her two sons. [CityRag]
• Kim Kardashian spent the day around numerous wild animals, and she made it out alive. Unfortunately. [HT]
WHAT COULD IT MEAN?!?!?! ” … Sarah Jessica Parker [and] her co-stars Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon … dismissed talk of past feuds when they signed on to make the avidly awaited [Sex and the City] movie sequel. But many took notice that Parker was seated at a separate table from her co-stars at a gala Monday night. While Parker shared pleasantries with Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes, Davis, Nixon and Cattrall sat together, away from her … ” Why don’t these catty women want to be together at all times?
The Sex and the City movie won’t premiere until next month, but the four stars are already gearing up the publicity machine by getting into more petty catfights.
This time it’s not Kim Cattrall being shunned — it’s Sarah Jessica Parker, who had the audacity to get offers of designer dresses to wear to the movie’s May premiere. One label even went so far as to make a deal with SJP: Wear the designer’s clothes to the bash, and Sarah Jessica’s son will be stocked with a lifetime supply of outfits.
Naturally, this has made the other three ladies jealous — because why act mature and recognize that Carrie is the star of the show when you can get angry over a petty situation? As a result, a source says the women are refusing to arrive at the premiere in the same white limo.
There is huge rivalry about who is wearing what. It’s insane. … Now they have demanded that they have their own individual cars so each star can have their own five minutes on the carpet with all eyes on them — rather than SJP getting all the attention. It’s turning into a logistical nightmare.
Here’s the good news: These ladies serve as role models for a vast majority of single women in their 20s.
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Sarah Jessica Parker attended the premiere of Smart People last night in NYC with an outfit that would make Carrie Bradshaw proud.
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SEX AND THE SECRETS Dilemma! “[Sarah Jessica Parker] is concerned that if [Sex and the City: The Movie] premiered [at Cannes], about 1-2 weeks before it opened both around the world and in the U.S, the hush-hush ending could slip out. ‘That’s a big deal for those women and men who really stuck with us, who don’t want to know the ending. It’s not life altering. It won’t help humankind. But it for those fans who don’t want to know things early.’”
• Some things don’t ever need to “git dun.” [BWE]
• The New York Times is now sparking gay rumors. Give it two more years before Family Circus is next to Maureen Dowd. [DListed]
• This just keeps getting better: Eliot Spitzer’s number one lady was once the star of a Girls Gone Wild scene. [HT]
• It’s NYC graffiti, son! Co-opt that shit. [CityRag]
• Carrie Bradshaw says she’s angry about Maxim naming her the least sexy woman in the world, and that it made her husband, Matthew Broderick, question his taste in women. Understandable, but they should both realize they’re getting mad at Maxim, laugh and then use that paper erection as kindling. [Yeeeah]
• Candy Spelling gets blog space on the Huffington Post? Really? Oh, cruel media. [ICYDK]
• Ashley Tisdale is a Muppet, right? [INO]
Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker, true New Yorkers that they are, were recently seen not giving a shit and fighting with each other while waiting for the subway; specifically, the downtown C/E at Eighth and 23rd, right next to the Jossip offices! Can you imagine: Carrie Bradshaw and Ferris Bueller getting into it on your morning commute? Maybe this city really is magic.
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