Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker, true New Yorkers that they are, were recently seen not giving a shit and fighting with each other while waiting for the subway; specifically, the downtown C/E at Eighth and 23rd, right next to the Jossip offices! Can you imagine: Carrie Bradshaw and Ferris Bueller getting into it on your morning commute? Maybe this city really is magic.
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• NOW HE'S GIVING MILITARY SALUTES TO PORTRAITS OF L RON HUBBARD!!!!! [Yeeeah]
• 22-year-old Lily Allen suffered a miscarriage. No funnies about that. Let's move on. [DListed]
• Unironic mustaches: always good. [PS]
• Sarah Jessica Parker revealed to Allure that she used to be often told to get her nose "fixed." And it wasn't even broken. [INO]
• Kiefer Sutherland is getting out of the pokey on Monday after 48 days inside for DUI. Walk to work Monday, LA. [ICYDK]
• Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Hill World had a birthday party. All this time we thought she had a manufactured date. [HT]
• A drunk and busty Tara Reid retrospective. [CityRag]
• Kenya's a powder keg. Check it out. [NYT]
Joyous day: "After months of shooting 'Sex and the City: The Movie,' the cast held an official wrap party at the Royalton Hotel."
Reserve your tickets today and you'll have plenty of time to catch up with the gals, especially considering their dimensionless existences can be glossed over in thirty seconds.
Oh no: "Insiders" say the widely photographed wedding scene for Sex and the City: The Movie "may be a dream sequence."
Then again, that they speak in uncertainties like "may be" makes us think these insiders are actually outsiders. So how would they know, as they say they do, that Carrie and Big break up after getting engaged?
Perhaps it's because Sex and the City has been tremendously predictable since it was just a book sold at airports. And that's practically unavoidable, because women like those portrayed in Sex and the City are tremendously predictable.
• Moms! Am I right? [Queerty]
• Owen Wilson moves on, but not to worry, scorned woman: We hear he's a bit unstable. [DListed]
• Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson profiled the Wu-Tang Clan for the latest issue of Filter magazine. Pick it up if the samurai poets changed your life, too. If you're not into them, shame, but you can read the David Byrne interview. [Filter]
• Daisy Fuentes? Is it 1994? [CityRag]
• Anna Wintour? [PS]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt is a real woman and people are angry about it! [HT]
• Dancing With the Stars victor tastes real fame and immediately dumps his fianceé. [ICYDK]
• Pushing Mad Weight and the City. [INO]
• Here, Joe Simpson comes very close to pimping his daughter. [Yeeeah]
We know for a fact the snow is fake, but is the fur? (Probably not.) Regardless: Carrie's in her pajamas and rushing somewhere! To where? To see whom? Why? Where's Stanford? Oh boy, we're totally lying to everyone when we say we're not going to see this garbage.
Upon being dubbed by the "brohams" at Maxim the least sexy lady in the whole wide world, many women might already be attempting to steady their trembly hands while signing the release papers for their lipoplastytoxmentation. But Sarah Jessica Parker powers on, just like Carrie did that time she ate shit on the runway in those teeny shorts.
She says, "What they don't know is that one day I'll wake up fat. But I'll still be happy, just like I am now.
"I believe in the old 'sticks and stones' philosophy, so frankly their words don't come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don't think I'm sexy.
Asked for a response to Parker's response, Maxim was too busy giving Out a wedgie.
"And right before I stepped out of the limo to face Big and the rest of my life, I started to wonder if maybe I had it all wrong. Despite all these years as a sex and relationship columnist, maybe I didn't know the first, second or third thing about true love. Maybe I didn't really love myself, which would explain all the credit card debt and drunken one-night stands I chalked up to girlish exuberance. Maybe I didn't really love Big, and instead just loved the idea of someone – anyone – consistently there. And maybe I didn't really love this big, bad city after all. Because if I did, why didn't I ever go south of 14th or into any borough besides Manhattan? I began to be overcome with a new kind of fear, but then Miranda came with the cappuccinos from Balducci's, and I breathed easier."
Major spoiler under here.
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Radioman here is a staple on New York City's film sets. Seriously (a website is the litmus test for legitimacy in the 21st century). I've got no idea what purpose – if any – he serves on them, though here, on the Sex and the City: The Movie shoot, it looks as if he's there to stare menacingly and unnerve the extras.
Let's see: We've got a quirky purse, an indifferent Big, a distinct belt, ostensibly expensive heels, a black car (to be chauffeured) and a bright autumn day. What a picturesque background for him to become ungrateful and distant. He's still better than Aidan, though. (You have no idea how well I'm going to shield my face when renting this movie. Yes, renting.)
Jennifer Hudson has officially signed on to what is accurately and awkwardly being titled Sex and the City: The Movie. She will play the role of Louise, assistant to Sarah Jessica Parker's Carrie Bradshaw. Expect her to be more streetwise than Carrie, hard working, sensitive and funny.
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In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is evil twin:
A zig-a zig zig
Be careful, girls, or two legs
Might well become one.
This particular haiku won because it's difficult to craft a witty mutilation joke, though there was a close second that might have won had it had the proper formatting. Maybe next time, cruella_deville.
New one after the jump.
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• Brandy might get off for vehicular manslaughter, too. It's the easies rap to beat in Hollywood! [DListed]
• Naomi Campbell kicking the shit out of her melanin. [HT]
• Sarah Jessica Parker's new, more obvious way to sell you stuff you don't really need. [ICYDK]
• Adults acting like babies over babies. [Yeeeah]
• Party on, babe! [CityRag]
Sarah Jessica Parker has admitted that what will probably prove to be the role of her lifetime, Sex and the City's Carrie Bradshaw, has permanently damaged her skeletal system.
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Now that Kim Cattrall of Mannequin fame, pictured here last month in London, has finally signed on to star in the Sex and the City movie, producers and cast alike wait to hear whether or not the show's menfolk will agree to star in the film.
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