• Selfish prick Al Sharpton figures the best way to protest the acquittal of the three police officers who killed Sean Bell is by "shutting down" New York City, home to 8 million people with lives and issues of their own. Thanks, Al. [SH]

• "One actor asked the woman why she loves [Clay Aiken] so much, she answered the only way a crazed Claymate would answer, 'He is the Savior.'" [DListed]

• According to the gays, Ugly Betty is the best comedy on television. Blue Collar TV was robbed again! [PS]

• What does Elizabeth Hurley do? Is she a model? Is she a zombie? [HT]

• James Bwunt huwt his wittew fingew! [INO]

• The Iceman is melting. (We don't know how we do it. It just comes to us.) [ICYDK]

• Heather Locklear was caught momentarily making an unattractive face. Now everyone's making fun of her. Being famous sure is awesome, huh? [Yeeeah]

• Reese Witherspoon has cut out her plastic bag consumption, which is nice of her. [CityRag]