Gag gift of a person Victoria Beckham has admitted to dating 80s movie star Corey Haim way back in 1995, before he was selling his teeth and before she was unsalvageable. But, the Spice Girl says she did not have sexual relations with that teen heartthrob.
‘We didn’t have sex or anything,’ she recalls. ‘In actual fact, he didn’t seem to want to try. The most we did was kiss.’
But Posh – who’s now married to David Beckham, 33, – says she wasn’t bothered.
‘Looking back it’s hard to work out whether I really fancied him or if I was just a bit of a sad fan,’ she tells OK!
Now, everyone knows correlation does not equal causation, but we’d like to point out that Haim developed a nasty meth habit after dating Beckham. Just saying.
WHEN LOVEMAKING GETS IN THE WAY OF MASS MURDER “Lawyers who sued the makers of the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas profess to be shocked, simply shocked, that few people who bought the game were offended by sex scenes buried in its software. Any buyer upset about hidden sex in the violent game could file a claim under a settlement the lawyers struck with the game’s makers, Rockstar Games and its corporate parent, Take-Two Interactive. Of the millions of people who bought the San Andreas version after its release in 2004, exactly 2,676 filed claims.”
In a new tell-all book about Hugh Hefner, author Steven Watts drops some shocking bombshells about Mr. Playboy’s life: He’s had foursomes! Within his family! And he’s had a homosexual experience! We need to sit down, because we can’t handle all these scandalous accusations. All this time we thought Hef was busy being an altar boy at church. The most “shocking” of Watts’ writing after the jump. CONTINUED »
NO SHAME FOR OLD MEN If you click here, you can see some pictures of Rod Stewart sucking his wife’s right breast in public. They’re both dressed completely in pink. It’s quite odd.
… in 2007, I got laid once. One time. Which, for a gay man, is unheard of. That’s like, celibate.
-Perez Hilton, offering a glimpse into the good life in a new interview with the Los Angeles Times
Next month, Chris Ciccone, the charming gent at left and the younger sibling of former American Madonna, will be releasing a “graphic and devastating” tell-all about his astronomically more accomplished sister. What a dick! But rumors say Madge started it by ditching the gay Ciccone for Guy Ritchie, who, according to Rupert Everett, is “uncomfortable around queens.” (Apparently not the “Queen of Pop” kind of queens.)
About what Christopher’s book could reveal, one worried Madonna confidante said: “He was there through the crazy years and has many stories to tell, I’m sure. He’s seen it all. Oh, my.”
If we find out Madonna engaged in premarital sex and recreational drug use, she’s dead to us.
Chris Martin, who is all about the music:
I had a tricky time with girls until I was, like, 21. I got trapped in the friendship tip many, many times. It was like, ‘I need to be a rock star because this is no good: Being the kind of guy that everybody likes but no one wants to have sex with.’ I don’t want to be the person that makes everybody laugh before they go off and bang. I want to be the guy that everybody bangs.
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WOODY MODEST ABOUT THREESOME “Woody Allen has denied rumours of racy sex scenes between Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson in upcoming movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Johansson and Cruz appear in a steamy scene together as well as taking part in a threesome with Spanish actor Javier Bardem, according to reports. The director admits that the film does feature a lesbian clinch - but ‘not in the sense that they’re (the press) suggesting.’ … ‘There are sex scenes between all the characters in the movie: between the men and the women, and the women and the women. That is accurate, but I’d say there’s probably not even 20 seconds of sex in the whole picture.’”
Cameron Diaz, John Mayer’s ex girlfriend, is now dating Paul Sculfor, Jennifer Aniston’s ex boyfriend, and Aniston and Mayer are dating each other. Diaz is no longer said to be dating Diddy, who is Jennifer Lopez’s ex, but that’s neither here nor there. Got it? Good, now stay away from Hollywood. It’s a goddamn disgusting petri dish.
Gina Gershon is lying in the same bed as Bill Clinton. But not in the way you think!
In fact, if you were thinking that way, then you’ll understand the whole reason Gershon is complaining about Todd Purdum’s Vanity Fair article in the same way Clinton was: Because she claims the insinuations made about her – that she enjoyed the romantic company of the ex-president – aren’t true.
‘SEX’ BY THE NUMBERS “… during the course of 94 episodes and six seasons, the women of ‘Sex and the City’ hit the sheets with a combined total of 94 men and one woman. … Of the four women, public relations exec Samantha racked up the most sexual partners. She bedded 41 men and one woman, while Carrie hooked up with 18, Charlotte 18 and Miranda 17. Everyone has a ‘number.’ But how many is too many and were the ‘Sex and the City’ women oversexed? Definitely - compared to the average American woman, who has nine sex partners in a lifetime.”
Oh, the irony:
Which wife of a major real estate developer hired a private eye to confirm her husband is gay? Surprise! The investigator discovered the hubby was actually a regular customer of a female escort service.
We don’t know by name many real estate developers, but we really, really, really hope it’s the one we’re thinking of.
• Seriously, how do people like this get through life without being beaten to death? [INO]
• A new book of sex scandal stories about dead famous people will be released soon. Rest in shame! [DListed]
• Surprisingly, prima donna actors are having a difficult time on the set of Nailed, a film by David O Russel, the director known to call his actors and actresses “cunts.” [PS]
• Kiefer Sutherland looks to be off the sauce. Good for him, bad for Anheuser-Busch. [CityRag]
• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have again broken up. Wah wah. [Yeeeah]
• America Ferrera, on moving Ugly Betty filming to New York: “I’m excited. I’m a little nervous too. New Yorkers are really cool.” And don’t you forget it, hippie! [ICYDK]
Which TV legend likes to play dirty in the bedroom? The larger-than-life fella ties up his conquests with bathrobes - and takes breaks from “satisfying” the girls only to snort piles of coke.
Fun! But who could it be?
• Ha! The balls are the legs! He’s walking with the balls! Jeez, why isn’t Amy Sedaris more famous? (By the way, totally NSFW) [Queerty]
• “Christina Aguilera or Transvestite?” [CityRag]
• Mariah Carey demands bodyguards stand watch at bathrooms she uses. Gather from that what you may. [Yeeeah]
• Madge’s adopted baby isn’t hers again. [ICYDK]
• Mischa Barton now lives in Paris, where there’s cheese and butter in everything. Take that, all you mean dipshits saying her legs and butt are “gross.” [INO]
• So, that little kid on American Idol is unstoppable, huh? [PS]
• Paris is in London being a real Antwerp. (YES!) [DListed]
• Alexyss K Tylor is back! And oh, God, is she NSFW. [DListed]
• “10 Tips to Rule Your Kitchen for a Girl On-the-Go“? Tip number one: stop calling yourself a “girl” before you’re old enough to have a kitchen of your own. [INO]
• Michael Lohan on ex-wife Dina’s Top Mom award: “Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself.” [ICYDK]
• Miley Cyrus‘ ratings are actually down after that whole Vanity Fair fiasco. Because, oddly enough, many people are boobs scared of boobs. [Yeeeah]
• Murakami’s at the Brooklyn Museum. Go if you’re in Brooklyn, not epileptic and interested in crazy, sexual, Japanese Manga characters. [CityRag]
• Clooney failed big and your mom and girlfriend still love him. Deal with it. [PS]
This week’s Radar magazine advice column treads into vomit-inducing territory: Spencer Pratt discusses butt sex.
Some loser wants to know how long you have to date someone before you can participate in said recreational activities, and we’ll just go out on a limb here and say he’s as big of a tool as the guy dishing out ill-advised guidance. But all is right in the world again when Spence gains back his reputation as King of the Douches when he mentions a poignant quote from his boxing coach. The fact that he even feels the need to bring up a trainer is lame enough, not to mention the fact that it’s likely just a reference to Heidi and her new punching bags.
R Kelly, the reprehensible genius behind the Trapped in the Closet series and a plethora of songs about having sex with things, is facing mounting evidence in his child pornography trial, which will begin jury selection later this week.
The singer is facing a host of charges stemming from a video said to portray him having sex with and urinating on a 13-year-old girl. Though the alleged victim of Kelly’s abuse — now 23 — has for years denied a sexual relationship with Kelly, a new female witness for the prosecution will reportedly admit to having a threesome with Kelly and the underage girl.
In the past, three other women have filed civil suits against Kelly in which they claimed to have had sex with him before they were 17, and a fourth was paid a settlement to not sue. In 1994, a 27-year-old Kelly illegally married the now late Aaliyah, who was then then 15, by falsifying the marriage license and claiming she was 18 years old.
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