So we’ve gone a little crazy with People’s archive of covers — 34 years X 52-ish issues a year = too much content — and one of the better searches we’ve done is “Sexiest Man Alive.”
There have been the classic choices — ZOMG Brad Pitt!! — but also some incredibly bad choices. For example:
• Nick Nolte (a-hem)
• Sean Connery at 60 (”Older, Balder…and Better!”)
• L.A. Law’s Harry Hamlin (quote: “Certainly when I look in the mirror, I don’t get turned on.”)
• JFK Jr., who is dead, which makes us sad, but OK, he’s still incredibly attractive
So what can we learn by perusing the archive of People’s sexiest men?
Megan Fox, flash in the pan and this month's Christopher Amueroso Presents Paw Print cover model, has been named by FHM as the sexiest woman in the entire world. Bad choice, and the rest of the list gets no better: Paris Hilton, racist, comes in at 77th, and the doltish Kim Kardashian is number 17. The lad mag's pick for 100th sexiest is Britney Spears, which is ridiculous and they fucking know it.
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